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Gluesdale, MD – Researchers at the EDC lab have for years been studying the effects raw rice has on human insides. Almost 65,000 deaths a year are attributed to rice digestion, prior to 1970 the cause of these deaths was largely unknown.

Jane Paul, assistant researcher at the EDC says, “If you eat a sizable amount of rice your stomach will burst. This actually happens to people more often than not, and most of these people suffer horriffic and painful deaths.”

As a precaution, Paul suggests, “Soaking the rice in warm water for a few hours, will absorb the water and will not expand in the stomach.” Such a technique will prevent stomach explosions.

Diagnose yourself – Your Guide to Stomach Explosion – Continue Reading

Healthy Stomachs (yours should look like this):

Unhealthy Stomach (Seconds prior to explosion):

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