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Scientists working overseas in conjunction with local PAO scientists have developed the speediest and least invasive breast augmentation technique. Electrocute your boobs into enlargement

Focus Group Feedback:

- I need to take a trip to Asia !

- is there such a thing as an ugly chinese woman?? I don’t think so…

- IF USED FOR TOO LONG BOOBS MAY EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE

- FUCK I WANT ONE FOR MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND

- 20 bucks says most women end up with this thing down their pants.

A bit more on this after the break:

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Pineappleope has a little Xmas gift for you today… the gift of game!

Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

As a doctor, I feel especially qualified to weigh in on women’s noses.

Did you know? ? ?

1. One in four girls will wait anywhere from two weeks to a month before washing their sheets in order to keep their guy’s scent close. Double that time if the two bang. Triple it if the two bang a guest at the same time.

2. 56 percent of girls say they won’t date a guy who smells like their dad. 26% say they will only bang guy’s who smell like their fathers.

3. One out of two girls admits that she has committed theft and/or grand larceny by stealing an article of clothing or a car from a guy to smell when he’s gone and nearly 60 percent of girls sleep in their guy’s clothes because they like his lingering aroma.

4. 60 percent of girls still remember the smell of their ex’s cologne

Riveting. So apparently it is determined that women like the way the guys they date smell and don’t want to go out with a guy who smells not like their guy. If you needed PAO to tell you these things, well … you probably wear Axe.

In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:

- 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

- 3 Limb losses

Imagine it. You’re in the woods with a stripper. The sun is shining, the birds are singing — you’re feeling large and in charge. Then the unthinkable happens — as you push over your hooker, a snake beneath it lurches out and sinks its fangs into your face. Only one idea sears your brain – If you get bitten by a snake, suck out the venom. Frantically, you grab that ho and to tell her to start sucking, HARD. She says no, she might DIE. OH SHIT. Keep reading to find out if she’s right, or if she’s just a lying, dirty ho-bag!
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A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

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nuff said.

Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust – TIME.

A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html#ixzz0tToH8VWF

We all know how important regular breast self-exams are. Early detection is the key to successful breast cancer treatment. There are many, many articles, explaining how to do this. We aren’t going to go over that here. What is missing from all of these though, is the breast-self exam is usually done with a breast that is already nekkid. PAO research and LDAPology indicates that most people wear clothes, most of the time. The trick is, how does one get from the normal clothed state, to the naked state where the breast is actually examined? You definately want to avoid contact with the breast, you don’t want to spread the cancer to yourself or to your own hands in the case of self-examination. The following video clearly identifies the preferred technique:

Some people have accused PAO of being too scholastic, highbrow, sophisticated, and other things you illiterates would need a dictionary to look up. Aint true. We sponsor many programs for dumbasses that can’t read. Like these instructions on proper pimp slap technique. Sure there are words, but the pictures can help you sound them out.