A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.
Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry
“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.
On approach
“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.
Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.
A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.
We all know how important regular breast self-exams are. Early detection is the key to successful breast cancer treatment. There are many, many articles, explaining how to do this. We aren’t going to go over that here. What is missing from all of these though, is the breast-self exam is usually done with a breast that is already nekkid. PAO research and LDAPology indicates that most people wear clothes, most of the time. The trick is, how does one get from the normal clothed state, to the naked state where the breast is actually examined? You definately want to avoid contact with the breast, you don’t want to spread the cancer to yourself or to your own hands in the case of self-examination. The following video clearly identifies the preferred technique:
Some people have accused PAO of being too scholastic, highbrow, sophisticated, and other things you illiterates would need a dictionary to look up. Aint true. We sponsor many programs for dumbasses that can’t read. Like these instructions on proper pimp slap technique. Sure there are words, but the pictures can help you sound them out.
Today’s Taboo – what’s better for breakfast during a trafficy commute.. Coffee or beer? After all coffee gets you all jacked up on anxiety, while beer makes everything less stressful.
PAO staffers occasionally disagree about important issues. When these situations arise, we usually just execute one of the dissenters. This sends a stern message to the rest of the staff to get along. But when the issue is trivial, we don’t advocate fatal punishments, we encourage the workers to resolve their differences using pranks and fisticuffs. One example is to lure another employee into a discussion about LDAP or Twatter or your boring fishing blog. This is a pretty extreme punishment, so in general lets try simpler, more corporal punishments. Below, you can see this strategy in action, captured on one of the many surveillance cameras we have setup throughout PAO world headquarters.
Bringing adult subjects up with little ones is always a difficult topic. Whether its alcohol, drugs, or things like “why monkeys fling their poop” – parents often ask me how to broach the subject.
Oftentimes I recommend using literature. That way, your child cannot turn things around on you later in life – you know, the whole “I hate you for not telling me about hangovers!” kind of chat? Kids sure can be wily! Never know how they will try to hurt you next.
This brings me to the Pineappleope April Mental Health Assistance Storybook of the Month (PAMHASM)! The good folks over at Sesame Street have created another surefire top seller in the 7-12 age group. “I have to go” covers several strong subjects with light hearted, fluffy creatures. Topics like “Why men sneak out after sexytime” and “Mommy left daddy for the milkman!”, as well as “I like when he pulls my hair”. The 97 page book opens up the pathways for you and your child to connect – emotionally and physically. Wait till you see the role-playing side of things!!
Bringing adult subjects up with little ones is always a difficult topic. Whether its alcohol, drugs, or things like “why monkeys fling their poop” – parents often ask me how to broach the subject.