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[Don't Pre-Order] iPad Pre-Orders Start Today, 5 Reasons to Avoid it like the Plague

Posted in Christmas Wish List, Interesting Facts, Worst Stuff of All-Time, legit stuff on 03/12/2010 11:56 am by chief

The fine folks at Pineappleope.com give you one last tip before you pre-order your iPad.

“Don’t do it, worst decision of your life.”

5 Obvious facts about Apple’s failed iPad

1. You will be underwhelmed by it

2. It has a lousy 4:3 screen

3. No Cameras, forget about sexting

4. Rusts easily

5. 2 hour battery-life on full charge

 

[Drugs] How to know you’ve hit your shroom limit – video proof!

Posted in Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 03/11/2010 02:30 pm by littlemantate

  • A suicide tape gone horribly, horribly wrong.
  • See what happens you don’t give kids a pony???
  • I think Lady Gaga’s taken it just a little too far this time. Or is that Adam Lambert? I really can’t tell.
  • unicorn? or guy with a penis on his face?
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    [How To] Use a Dental Dam Properly When Getting Down

    Posted in Interesting Facts, Worst Stuff of All-Time, Your Health and Mine on 03/11/2010 02:04 pm by Dr

    Dental Dams are most commonly recognized for their use during cunnilingus and analingus to protect against the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

    How to use a dental dam:

    Use a New Dental Dam Every Time
    - Use a new dental before each sex act. Be sure the dam is free of holes or breakage. You can check the dam before you use it by holding it up to light or seeing if water is able to pass through it. Avoid using oil-based lubricants, which can break down the latex and may cause leaks. Finally, ensure that only one side of the dam comes in contact with the genitals, and that the dam is used only once. Make sure you use a brand new dental dam each time you engage in intimate relations with your partner.

    Do Not Share Dental Dams
    - When you have finished using your dental dam, do not loan to a friend as this can pass STD’s such as the clap.

    Using the Dental Dam
    - Hold the latex dam over the vulva or anus during oral stimulation, making sure that the latex remains in place. Always keep the same side against the body. Do not share or reuse.

    Lubricants
    - Do not use oil-based lubricants such as Vaseline petroleum jelly, mineral oil, vegetable oil or cold cream as these can cause the breakdown of the latex in the dental dam. This may result in leakage. Undercover Condoms has a selection of dental dam-safe lubricants.

    Dental Dam Storage
    - Store at room temperature. Do not use if the dental dam appears brittle.

    Dental Dam Effectiveness
    - No prophylactic can guarantee 100% effectiveness, but if properly used dental dams will help reduce the risk of HIV infection and many other sexually transmitted diseases.

    * Dental dams are hard to find. But there are still several places in most metropolitan areas you can either purchase or obtain free dental dams for safer oral sex with your partner(s) of any gender, even mixed gender.

     
     

    [Widgets] Have allergies, but love hamsters? We’ve got a fix for ya!

    Posted in Hate, Worst Stuff of All-Time, widget! on 03/08/2010 03:34 pm by littlemantate

    A few kind words:

  • I want to go kill a real hamster because of this
  • I virtually hate this. Lucky it is hypoallergenic
  • AW SO CUTE LOL HAHAH ZOMG
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    [3D Balls] How to create true-to-life anatomical features in 3D – (hint – damn, its easy!)

    Posted in Worst Stuff of All-Time on 03/05/2010 05:07 pm by Dr

    Note – PAY ATTENTION TO THE CAPTIONS. Else you will learn nothing.

    The crew behind the nuts:

  • @IrregularShed -That’s hilarious.. so political. Deaf people will be very confused.
  • I particularly liked the strangely poetic “I understand the kind of dropped and natives pain and Nancy know nobody’s”
  • my favorite’s gotta be, @2:15 ish when he describes a war going to pentecostal far on these for golf. yeah that it’s going on out there and making alot bigger one more segment for little be detail more plants.
  • Oh my god.. this is amazing
  • I want to put them in my mouth. For real. They look ThAT GOOD.
  • One of the best ball tutorials I’ve ever watched…
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    [Trippy] Laundry day is much more fun when you are trippin balls

    Posted in Hate, Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 03/04/2010 11:41 am by bottomtooth

  • the most charming thing i’ve ever seen
  • i lost my balls, last time i tripped that hard
  • i’ma stick a pencil in my ear if tho birds no shut UP
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    [Fat Kid] “Yeah, if you don’t gimme that filet of fish, I’ma eat your face off”

    Posted in Foreign Facts, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 03/03/2010 10:41 am by onionrings

    some say:

    • “i threw up. then this chunker came and ate it”
    • “you momma so fat.. she.. uh.. what the hell…”
    • “need. pizza. stat.  life force.. getting.. weak.. “
    • “and you wondered what happened to pizza the hut.. “
    • “i hope that’s Weight Watchers on the phone”
     
     

    [moogaloop] I want my Muppet TV

    Posted in Tunez, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 02/12/2010 10:57 am by CHINEESEEYES

     

    [not quite LARP] Live Action Video Horror (not sure if it is rated R or M for mature)

    Posted in LDAP, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Sporting, Tunez, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 02/08/2010 03:52 pm by CHINEESEEYES

    If you made it through this entire film… collect your bonus >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [LARP - Family Style] Beware .. The Dark One

    Posted in LDAP, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 02/03/2010 09:46 am by onionrings

    Thanks to http://www.superpoop.com/

     
     

    [luck dragon movie] Unemployment reaches double digits #rock-eater #boycott-honda

    Posted in Top News, Worst Stuff of All-Time, breaking news on 01/26/2010 01:25 pm by CHINEESEEYES

    Yes, national averages now top 10%. Unemployment continues to rise, but the untold story is not the economy. In journalism circles, that would be known as the told story. The untold story is robots. As the video below the fold shows, Honda (the same company that brought you wind-powered surfboards) is now creating robots that will be able to take your job. Even this poor rock eater now finds himself out of work. Please share this story on your facebook pages, and get the word out to fix our economy: Boycott Honda.

    rock eater

    Crack PAO correspondent Largebuck interviewed the Rock Eater just days after he lost his job.

    Largebuck: Were you given any idea that you were about to be terminated before it happened?

    Rock Eater: No way man. Working for The Neverending Story, you know, you just think it will never end.

    Largebuck: Yes, I can see how you might get that. Were any other stars laid off due to robot labor?

    Rock Eater: You know, it all happened so fast man, and like, TNS was so secretive about it, I don’t really know the full extent of it yet. I do know that Falkor is still there. Lucky fucking dragon.

    Largebuck: I don’t remember you talking like this in the movie. Are you, um, stoned?

    Rock Eater: I am an actor, dammit. I didn’t talk like this in the movie cuz I was in character.

    Largebuck: You seem to be avoiding my question.

    Rock Eater: Look bro, I am out of work and may have drug tests coming up. I may have eaten some second hand stones at a party or something, I don’t know. Next question.

    Largebuck: Any thoughts about your future?

    Rock Eater: All I know is, I am not ever buying another Honda product again. Like, never.

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    [Cooking Tools] How to properly butcher a shark

    Posted in Double Awesome, LDAP, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/25/2010 10:29 am by onionrings

    PAO invents ultimate shark fighting device - a SHARK

    Our Test Panel said:

    “i’d turn a shark into sushi with my shark knife!”

    “i’d butcher more than a shark. i’d butcher cars, trees, rocks.. whatev!”

    “sharks better stay off my front porch”

    “i took it to the beach – got arrested. fck this game”

    “lost. left. arm. so. much. blood. hate. this. tool.”

    “amazingly, it does NOT work on whales. tried, got the fail whale!”

     

    Fighting fail.

    Posted in GIF-Based Knowledge Base, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/21/2010 09:23 am by onionrings

     

    [forget batman] i want to be antman

    Posted in Comida, Nature, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/16/2010 05:02 am by CHINEESEEYES

     
     

    [LARP] Too bad the Knights of Ni are badly grounded

    Posted in LDAP, Sporting, Tracking the Undead, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/16/2010 04:33 am by CHINEESEEYES

     

    [American Idol] Pants on the ground

    Posted in Awesome, Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/13/2010 09:35 pm by CHINEESEEYES

     

    [goat vs. mac] I saw this on SNL last night, I think, wait maybe that was Saturday

    Posted in Foreign Facts, Nature, PAOlitics, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/05/2010 01:03 pm by CHINEESEEYES


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    [Real American Heroes] Remember the Segway?

    Posted in LDAP, Looking Back, Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 12/30/2009 09:54 am by onionrings

    This Bud’s for you, Commander Buzzkillington!

    I sure remember the Segway’s big announcement on the stupid news. I remember waiting for the day when it would be laughed at, like it is today. Hurray! At the time, I wasn’t aware – but the Segway was solid, 100% LDAP. What was the point? So you could stop walking? Isn’t walking upright what makes humans different than most animals in the first place? Darwin would smack you, Dr. Segway. This Bud’s for you.

     

    [Fishing Bloopers] World’s best bloopers! Wet and wild!

    Posted in Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 12/11/2009 02:51 pm by Black_Moses

    Boner Pirate says – “His name is Bill Dance, he is VERY real. Just like how you and your friends are very ugly.”

    someone else confirmed – “for everyone saying it’s not real, you obviously haven’t been watching this show for the past 20 years like my father has. this fishing show has been on forever, and at the end of the episodes they would show the outtakes, so it is absolutely real.”

    and as we all know.. “You NEVER go full retard”

     

    [FIGHT!] Man vs Machine – Japanese Robot Wrestling Battlemodo!

    Posted in Foreign Facts, Top Notch Videos, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 12/11/2009 11:24 am by onionrings

    Peanuts say:
    “what a retard”
    “And wrestling is…? :D ”
    “that thing vibrates better than my iphone”
    “i hate my wife”

     

    [Ads] Adbrite Finds Carrie Prejean too Mature

    Posted in LDAP, Worst Stuff of All-Time, paohilton.com on 12/10/2009 11:30 am by chief

    Wednesday night PAO received a disappointing e-mail from Tony Y. at Adbrite, it read as follows:

    carrie-prejean-sex-tape[1]

    Hello,

    AdBrite’s Publisher Acceptable Use Policy does not allow any adult or mature
    content. We have found that you have AdBrite ad zones on sites containing adult
    or mature content, and this is a violation of our Subscriber Agreement. Due to
    the severity of this issue, your account will not be reinstated.

    For example: http://pineappleope.com/breaking-leaked-carrie-prejean-video-and-pics/

    To view the Publisher Acceptable Use Policy, click here:

    http://help.adbrite.com/index.php?action=artikel&cat=3&id=208&artlang=en

    AdBrite’s Subscriber Agreement can be reviewed at: https://www.adbrite.com/mb/subagreement.php

    Best Regards,

    Tony Y.

    Adbrite has been added to a growing list of backwards internet advertisers, again screwing PAO out of wads and wads of cash and screwing their own advertisers out of serious traffic.

    Great Job Team

     
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