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Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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Yeah, here’s Momma Nature giving Brazil a big, fat, stinky, F-U!! That’s right, its a fire tornado. Straight outta your worst nightmare. Check it.

They sayers

its not fake lol its all over the news not only brazil i just saw it on the news in finland had to youtube that shit very cool stuff

EVERYbody and their mother knows what an .htaccess file is. Nobody except Windows enthusiasts knows what web.config is. They do basically the same thing, the difference being the web.config file blows and isn’t as easy to work with. Follow our tutorial for beginners below:

We want to change: http://pineappleope.com/latest-news-suck-my-balls/ to http://pineappleope.com/suck-balls/

In .htaccess we know the redirect is the following:

redirect 301 /latest-news-suck-my-balls/ /suck-balls/

This SHOULD Equal the following in web.config:

<location path="/latest-news-suck-my-balls/"><system.webServer><httpRedirect enabled="true" destination="/suck-balls/" exactDestination="true" childOnly="true" httpResponseStatus="Permanent"/></system.webServer></location>

OR DOES IT? Apparently, this will only work if you have a directory named ‘latest-news-suck-my-ball’ in the root directory.

Is there a better way? Only McChill knows… McChill, can you offer advice? Olivia Munn, can you add anything?

Arnold is late to the party with the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon, but the reaction is priceless!

If you’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup:
1. Be thankful
2. This might not make sense. The music playing is from that video.

• SHE’S SQUEEZING IT LIKE A SPAGHETTI! LAWL’D ÜBER HARD!
• NEVA GONNA TO GET A BONA AGAIN!
• GET TO THE HUMMA!
• She has teeth like a horse!!!!!!!

Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help – in the form of a meat popsicle. The nude photos she had taken for her hot new girlfriend were nowhere to be found on her porn ridden computer, so she frantically called Dell for some hot help. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz “the black boner” Shaikh, one of the top Dell tech’s in all of India, and gave him permission to search, frisk, and fondle her PC remotely. What happened next was better than a night of ChatRoulette, said Fitzgerald:

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nuff said.

Check out last year’s Annual Beach Day party from PAO, Inc! From fantastic fireworks every week, 19 in all, to 80 free summer concerts, PAO Annual Beach Day has something for everyone. Come marvel at the Masters of Adult Sand Sculpting in June, find out who will be Miss PAO 2010 in July, show off your talent at the annual PAO Beach Day Talent competition, or feel like a kid again in August on Catholic Clergy Day, and see the season end with our famous 3-Day Old Seafood Eating Contest in September. But please, don’t sit around waiting for these and other special events!

Because everyone knows that the annual PAO Beach Day is a great day at the beach and a whole lot more! Check out the action!!

If you can’t wait that long, you can see the whole smurfs movie now for free on our special forward-facing, cross-pollinated LDAP technology.

They took this down off of youtube but we thought you guys could use another peak! Video after the break

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This is it folks, the ACTUAL video on how the 2012 Olympic mascots were developed. With Rainbows and metal. Awful. Try your hardest not to vomit

Back Story… When the official logo of the 2012 London Olympics was released three years ago, the odd puzzle-piece design was the object of so much scorn that organizers were desperate to avoid similar criticism when they unveiled the mascots for the Games on Wednesday. With the introduction of Wenlock and Mandeville….

The officials chime in….

- Uhhh.. alianz??

- The world ends in 2012, so who the f cares?

There are REAL actors wearing these bogus costumes

CUT TO THE CHASE. Teen Witch is a movie about ugly lesbian chicks who turn into dudes. They dance in the street to attract other ugly chicks to become witches too. There’s no nudity, no making out, in fact we have serious concerns that there are even any lesbians in this movie. Honestly, we are glad we viewed this after mainlining acid for 4 days straight – else it would not have been nearly as engaging. Here’s the culminating scene of the film – a video called TOP THAT.

These two crack-smokin orgs have proposed some insane BS in a recent letter to the Office of Intellectual Property Enforcement. Check it:

• The installation of spyware on computers which would seek out and automatically delete illegally obtained media
• Censorship of the internet which would block the transfer of illegal files
• Giving border guards the authority to search one’s tech gear for illegal files
• The lobbying of foreign governments to follow suit
• Having the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security actively and swiftly enforcing copyright laws

Pineappleope is recieving undisclosed package from FedEx delivery man. PAO is on hand to live blog this event

10:18 – The wait is on…

10:30 – Drinking a coffee, brewed by my own two hands. No FedEx truck in sight

10:39 – Just about half way through my coffee

10:52 – No sign of FedEx, growing increasingly pissed

10:57 – Grabbed binoculars for better view

11:01 – I spotted squirrels… no f’in truck yet – growing more impatient

11:06 – This apple liveblogging cell phone is on it’s last legs after 1 hr of strenuous and cutting edge 3g use, looking for charger

11:10 – Package arrived, Yes

11:20 – UNBOXING

11:38 – Almost unboxed

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