Archive for the ‘Worst Stuff of All-Time’ Category

[Review] Macy Gray on David Letterman, May 9th 2012

Terrible. Your new CD is a cover CD. Great Job you earned 0 points out of a possible 10.

“Macy Gray’s big bad comeback, and her rendition of Radio Head’s ‘Creep’ was the saddest moment in this new decade for me. I hope this does not set the stage for the rest of the decade” -G

Macy Gray Bogus Bonus

 

High End Japanese Cinema Time: Zombie Ass

TOILET OF THE DEAD.

Perhaps the most terrifying movie of all time has finally been released outside of Japan. Get ready to have the shit scared out of you.

 

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.

 
 

How to Make it in Music in 1988

The skilled staff writers of PAO search and scour the ends of the Internet to help you succeed as a human being. Whether its sharing the hottest fashion trends, or epic career advice, we have it. You will be a better person for visiting here, almost guaranteed – and today’s post is a 100% bona-fide piece of video gold.

Today we have something special.. its expert advice from 1988, yes, the future everyone, on how to MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. Thank us later.

 

The hottest puppet porn the world has ever seen. Ever.

70′s porn. Puppets. We defy you to find anything hotter. EVER. Fcking puppets man.. puppets and porn. You.. cannot.. beat this.

Mustard Pimp “ZHM” (Official Music Video) from behn fannin on Vimeo.

 

First Shark Fishin’ Trip this Summa!!

Yeah, we don good and nailed that shark yo – but – OMG OMG OMG some otha shack game outta no whears and tore the shit outta my shak! What god OMG damn shit! THAT SHARK JUST ATE MY SHARK!

 

[Dance Lesson] The Double Dream Feet

Dance Students said what:

“ive never felt so gay violated in my whole life”
- cstunts44

“Well maybe his boyfriend is amused because I surly am not.”
- deadra

“I’m winded.”
- Ray C

“He’s not really that bad of a dancer. Grown ass people watching dance instructions for kids is obviously not going to like it… Try putting up a clip of Barney and expect not to be creeped out.”
- Judsparrow

“@Judsparrow what are grown ass people?”
- cstunts44

“@Judsparrow, @cstunts44 Yeah what are grown ass people?”
- deadra

 
 

[Hard Dance] Tuesday Afternoon Dance Off

Sexy Swimsuit Bimbo lights up the Dance Floor in this edition of Tuesday Dance Off!!!

MMMMMmmmmmm

 

[Semi-Holidays] Happy Valentines Day from Your Best Friends at Pineappleope.com

Make today’s vday special: Penis Pasta

Spend a quiet night with your babe over here: MuchoPuerno.com

 

My Maybe Wife Rap About Magic PU55Y

Lots words don’t get to me but good rap in my land. Magic puissy. ITS MAGIC

 
 

The CIA’s Bruce Lee Zombie goes into deep cover in a ZZ Top cover band

 

[Not Avatar] Porndora Revealed – The 3D XXX Avatar Motion Picture Event


Hustler’s breaking the bank on its 3D—er—reimagining of Avatar, and here’s the trailer to prove it. Those noble Na’vi will stop at nothing to protect their Viagratanium

– per Gizmodo. Amazing. We are on the list for a sneak-peak viewing in 2 months – should be one HELL OF A New Year!!!

 

[Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80′s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

 

[Live Action Anime] Ultimate Kegel Mastery

 
 

[LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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