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The hottest puppet porn the world has ever seen. Ever.

70′s porn. Puppets. We defy you to find anything hotter. EVER. Fcking puppets man.. puppets and porn. You.. cannot.. beat this.

Mustard Pimp “ZHM” (Official Music Video) from behn fannin on Vimeo.

 

First Shark Fishin’ Trip this Summa!!

Yeah, we don good and nailed that shark yo – but – OMG OMG OMG some otha shack game outta no whears and tore the shit outta my shak! What god OMG damn shit! THAT SHARK JUST ATE MY SHARK!

 

[Dance Lesson] The Double Dream Feet

Dance Students said what:

“ive never felt so gay violated in my whole life”
- cstunts44

“Well maybe his boyfriend is amused because I surly am not.”
- deadra

“I’m winded.”
- Ray C

“He’s not really that bad of a dancer. Grown ass people watching dance instructions for kids is obviously not going to like it… Try putting up a clip of Barney and expect not to be creeped out.”
- Judsparrow

“@Judsparrow what are grown ass people?”
- cstunts44

“@Judsparrow, @cstunts44 Yeah what are grown ass people?”
- deadra

 
 

[Hard Dance] Tuesday Afternoon Dance Off

Sexy Swimsuit Bimbo lights up the Dance Floor in this edition of Tuesday Dance Off!!!

MMMMMmmmmmm

 

[Semi-Holidays] Happy Valentines Day from Your Best Friends at Pineappleope.com

Make today’s vday special: Penis Pasta

Spend a quiet night with your babe over here: MuchoPuerno.com

 

My Maybe Wife Rap About Magic PU55Y

Lots words don’t get to me but good rap in my land. Magic puissy. ITS MAGIC

 

The CIA’s Bruce Lee Zombie goes into deep cover in a ZZ Top cover band

 
 

[Not Avatar] Porndora Revealed – The 3D XXX Avatar Motion Picture Event


Hustler’s breaking the bank on its 3D—er—reimagining of Avatar, and here’s the trailer to prove it. Those noble Na’vi will stop at nothing to protect their Viagratanium

– per Gizmodo. Amazing. We are on the list for a sneak-peak viewing in 2 months – should be one HELL OF A New Year!!!

 

[Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80′s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

 

[Live Action Anime] Ultimate Kegel Mastery

 
 

[LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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[Brazilian Fire Tornado] Nature’s equivalent of the middle finger

Yeah, here’s Momma Nature giving Brazil a big, fat, stinky, F-U!! That’s right, its a fire tornado. Straight outta your worst nightmare. Check it.

They sayers

  • If I had to die in a natural disaster I’d at least hope it’d be in something half as cool looking as that infernado.
  • its not fake lol its all over the news not only brazil i just saw it on the news in finland had to youtube that shit very cool stuff :D
  • And FYI people there is a scientific reason for this. The warm air from the fire mixed with the cooler atmosphere. This created the tornado which managed to pull the fire into it creating it. We need to change but God won’t destroy us.
  • wtf is up with the world nothing but disasters :/ god is angry or its the end of the times
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    [web.config translator] Translating .htaccess to web.config : Can it be done?

    EVERYbody and their mother knows what an .htaccess file is. Nobody except Windows enthusiasts knows what web.config is. They do basically the same thing, the difference being the web.config file blows and isn’t as easy to work with. Follow our tutorial for beginners below:

    We want to change: http://pineappleope.com/latest-news-suck-my-balls/ to http://pineappleope.com/suck-balls/

    In .htaccess we know the redirect is the following:

    redirect 301 /latest-news-suck-my-balls/ /suck-balls/

    This SHOULD Equal the following in web.config:

    OR DOES IT? Apparently, this will only work if you have a directory named ‘latest-news-suck-my-ball’ in the root directory.

    Is there a better way? Only McChill knows… McChill, can you offer advice? Olivia Munn, can you add anything?

     

    [2 Girls] Arnold Watches 2 Girls, 1 Cup

    Arnold is late to the party with the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon, but the reaction is priceless!

    If you’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup:
    1. Be thankful
    2. This might not make sense. The music playing is from that video.

    • SHE’S SQUEEZING IT LIKE A SPAGHETTI! LAWL’D ÜBER HARD!
    • NEVA GONNA TO GET A BONA AGAIN!
    • GET TO THE HUMMA!
    • She has teeth like a horse!!!!!!!
     
     

    [CLOSED] The FBI has closed down PAO

    busted