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UPDATE! Breaking: Tracking lost Narwhals – not Narwhales as originally feared

unicornPAO researchers are currently searching for missing Narwhals in Boston Harbor.

UPDATE: Turns out we were searching for Narwhals, which are whales – but their name is not Narwhale. That is all for now. More to come.

Semi disturbing footage after the jump:

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[velociraptors] How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

PAO staff wild life expert Bear Jonstone scored a very high mark! What can you get?

I could survive for 31 minutes, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

 

[OMG] DOUBLE Widget Friday!

I like to dress her up in different outfits and then do it all over again

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How Much Cash Could We Make Off The Dope? Pineappleope.com Has the Answer

This right here, is the Marijuana Arrests widget. And this widget shows you up to the second estimates of how much money we are spending enforcing marijuana prohibition, how many people we are arresting, and how much money we could be making from a taxed and regulated market.
 

UGhhh FRIDAY – Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

 

Would Dolphins fare well at the Olympic Games?

strong words

Could a baked dolphin beat a baked Phelps? FIND OUT
Do to the strong nature of this article, you must click the link below to read the article

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NOW! Pineappleope.com via Pineappleope.com or Your Own site!

Introducing The Pineappleope.com Widget. Get it now, install it everywhere.

Now Pineappleope.com is everywhere even more

Great Job Team

 
 

Choose Your Own Adventure Tuesday!!

Personally, I hate it when someone interrupts my snackpack.

 

Pineappleope.com Hot Casino Action

illegal aliansAre you into gambling? Are you into underground gambling? Do you gamble? Do you want to blow your money on something illegal thats not drug related?

 
 

 
If you answered Yes or No to any of the above: Click below
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JIRA NUMBER ONE

Ok kids. It is about time we had a custom membership enrollment page. By the powers vested in me by my cattle stock options, I am empowering a committee of powerful males to decide what it should look like, and then to get that sucker done. Committee, prepare a feasibility analysis and estimate a project plan all you want, but it should take no more than 4 man hours, including project management. It should use LDAP. PHP code is beneath me, so I cannot be asked to implement jack shit. Bobcat Goldthwait will be your treasurer.

 
 

Introducing The Pineappleope.com Movie Index

Now. With The Pineappleope.com Movie Index, you, will be able to easily find the movies you want to watch. Skip over the trash and hit the good stuff.

The Pineappleope.com Movie Index

 

W-Wa-Wa-W-Wa-W-w-wa-WA-Widget Wednesday

Accomplish everything you’ve set out to do. With this here widget.

Welcome to W-Wa-Wa-W-Wa-W-w-wa-WA-Widget Wednesday.

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Pineappleope.com Brings you Solitaire 8.0 2000

Solitaire is a card game. Solitaire 8.0 2000 is a better card game. Lose yourself like eminem

UPDATE: Beat my all time record high record score of :34 seconds, take a screenshot, mail it to hr@pineappleope.com, win a prize, give it a tear

 

How Good Are Your String Skillz and Where did the World Come From – Enhance yourself NOW at PINEAPPLEOPE.com

mexican jacketString, Generally, string is thin, string is flexible , string can be a piece of rope or string can be twine which is maybe used to tie, bind, or hang other objects. String can be made from a variety of fibres. String is what my mexican jacket is made out of.

We live in a universe, and as human beings, we, human beings, are curious about nature. Time and again we have wondered— why are we here? Where did we and the world come from? What is the world made of? It is our privilege at Pineappleope.com to give you the answer.

The String theory is Pineappleope.com’s most recent attempt to answer all questions.

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Adult Entertainment to Break Up Your Thursday Afternoon

Pineappleope.com is not sure if this is legal, but its awesome

RULES of Engagement:
Right Arrow = Move Right
Left Arrow = Move Left
Up Arrow = Enter Section
Down Arrow = Enter Pipe / Duck
X = Jump / Enter Level
Z = Run Faster / Fly
Enter = Start

FULL-ON HARDCORE PINEAPPLEOPE.COM MARIO GAME –