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[Late Night Web Gaming] Get Fysical with Blosics

What is Blosics? Its a combination of the Blo-job and the Destruction of structures. All in accordance with the laws of physics. How do you play? Palm your mouse and click into the game link below

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[Widgets] Have allergies, but love hamsters? We’ve got a fix for ya!

A few kind words:

  • I want to go kill a real hamster because of this
  • I virtually hate this. Lucky it is hypoallergenic
  • AW SO CUTE LOL HAHAH ZOMG
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    [Widget Wednesday] The Top Hottest Internet Game in the Nation

    Are you ready to game until 3:00am ?

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    [almost better than oregon trail] crime fighting with condoms

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    [Game Time] Its Kitten Cannon Time!

    everyone’s favorite game is BACK, and energized with pure PAOwer!!

    fire those cuddly kittens out of the cannon and hit something that  bounces – OR NOT!!! aim with your arrows, fire with your space bar. KILL KILL KILL!!

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    [Game] PENGUIN ATTACK! Kill the Murderous Penguins!

    WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN PENGUINS ATTACK ???

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    ATTACK THE PENGUINS!

    PLAY PENGUIN ATTACK NOW!

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    [Widget Wednesday] Chill With Our Adopted Scissor, Steve

    Do not be shy, Steve will not cut you. Steve Scissor was adopted by Pineappleope.com at 11:59am Wednesday.

    Feed him some paper

     
     

    [Widget] Its Burger Time – Widget Wednesday

    CLICK THE BURGER and ENJOY THE F\CK OUT OF YOURSELF

     

    Just an FYI – we are worth more than you! #worth #widget

    My site is worth $1,763

    How much is yours worth?

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    Porn Widget – who’s watching what? Find out NOW! [pao knows] #porn #spy #coworkers

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    UPDATE! Breaking: Tracking lost Narwhals – not Narwhales as originally feared

    unicornPAO researchers are currently searching for missing Narwhals in Boston Harbor.

    UPDATE: Turns out we were searching for Narwhals, which are whales – but their name is not Narwhale. That is all for now. More to come.

    Semi disturbing footage after the jump:

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    [velociraptors] How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

    PAO staff wild life expert Bear Jonstone scored a very high mark! What can you get?

    I could survive for 31 minutes, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

     

    [OMG] DOUBLE Widget Friday!

    I like to dress her up in different outfits and then do it all over again

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    How Much Cash Could We Make Off The Dope? Pineappleope.com Has the Answer

    This right here, is the Marijuana Arrests widget. And this widget shows you up to the second estimates of how much money we are spending enforcing marijuana prohibition, how many people we are arresting, and how much money we could be making from a taxed and regulated market.
     
     

    UGhhh FRIDAY – Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

     

    Would Dolphins fare well at the Olympic Games?

    strong words

    Could a baked dolphin beat a baked Phelps? FIND OUT
    Do to the strong nature of this article, you must click the link below to read the article

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    NOW! Pineappleope.com via Pineappleope.com or Your Own site!

    Introducing The Pineappleope.com Widget. Get it now, install it everywhere.

    Now Pineappleope.com is everywhere even more

    Great Job Team

     

    Choose Your Own Adventure Tuesday!!

    Personally, I hate it when someone interrupts my snackpack.

     

    Pineappleope.com Hot Casino Action

    illegal aliansAre you into gambling? Are you into underground gambling? Do you gamble? Do you want to blow your money on something illegal thats not drug related?

     
     

     
    If you answered Yes or No to any of the above: Click below
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    JIRA NUMBER ONE

    Ok kids. It is about time we had a custom membership enrollment page. By the powers vested in me by my cattle stock options, I am empowering a committee of powerful males to decide what it should look like, and then to get that sucker done. Committee, prepare a feasibility analysis and estimate a project plan all you want, but it should take no more than 4 man hours, including project management. It should use LDAP. PHP code is beneath me, so I cannot be asked to implement jack shit. Bobcat Goldthwait will be your treasurer.

     

    Introducing The Pineappleope.com Movie Index

    Now. With The Pineappleope.com Movie Index, you, will be able to easily find the movies you want to watch. Skip over the trash and hit the good stuff.

    The Pineappleope.com Movie Index