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[Basic Dancing] Become a Better Dancer than your Friends

Posted in Interesting Facts, Tracking the Undead on 03/18/2010 10:31 am by Dr

3 Keywords of Dancing: Flowing, Smooth and Sensual

Students said:

- lol thought this bro supposed to be the best of best. Why fuck do he have a girl that look like wtf. I mean I cant see the chick face but I don’t have to her body said it all. Man where your hot models you claim you massed?

- Hey, if you can get a hotter chick to do a youtube video with you and post it online, then by all means, go ahead… but until then; please shut the fuck up.

- the guy that claims that he slept with over a hundred women. I’m just saying what is this talk about he massed a lot of HB but doesn’t look like it wheres the proof?.

- Dont be dissin this mans woman fool.

- man i like your shit.  I tried it up at the club and it worked. Me = Typical white boy who has trouble moving the hips, but not now.

- You know he’s gettin’ some tonight lol

- hes as big as an oger but moves like a swan he is so graceful!!

 

[Bustin' Myths] The Lucky Airlines Palm Beach Incident

Posted in Interesting Facts, Looking Back, Tracking the Undead on 03/12/2010 11:18 am by littlemantate

Pineappleope.com researchers from across the universe have congregated in one place to Bust Myths! This is not your yesterdays tv show ‘Myth Busters’, its Bustin’ Myths.

Myth: This is a Real Video of Lucky Airlines Airliner skimmin the water with its left wing

Truth: Its Fake, only idiots would think its real. On first view we thought ‘what a disappointment, why doesn’t the jet crash’, by the 83rd viewing our group was like ‘you can tell the splashing water is fake.’ One guy from seattle spoke up and said something like ‘i was the man on the boat believe it or not.’ And truth has it, he didn’t see no Lucky airliner. PAO Ace Telivysion came up with the theory, ‘the jet woulda cartwheeled’ which many agreed with. The final nail in the coffin was when the whole thing turned sixth-sense on us and we did some research on the net and found, no Lucky Airlines exist.

Stay tuned for more Bustin’ Myths.

 

[Stunts] Trampoline Guy Really Goes For It This Time

Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 03/08/2010 11:54 am by chief

The Easiest way to feel like you are on the moon:

Crowd said:

- is he a parkour?

- You can’t really tell but this is a ginger

- his mom should do it!! TOPLESS!

 
 

[Police Log] Women Dressed as Stormtrooper Arrested for Sexual Harrasment at NYU

Posted in Looking Back, Tracking the Undead, star wars on 03/05/2010 03:58 pm by littlemantate

New York, NY – Ten students at NYU have accused 27 year old vagrant Dorothy MacSwoon of molestation and sexual harassment. The assailant MacSwoon, was arrested Friday morning upon suspicion of groping, fondling and harassing students while dressed as a Star Wars Stormtrooper, over the course of two years. Dorothy is currently awaiting trial, set to take place in May. If found guilty, she faces up to 15 years in prison and a $400,000 fine.

Sexual harassment is common on the NYU campus with 62 percent of college students saying they had been molested or received a gesture they found inappropriate. The number of victims in this case will likely double as most don’t report such incidents to campus employees or other officials.

Following Dorothy MacSwoon’s arrest, officials reviewed a Role-playing blog maintained by the assailent and discovered racy photos of Dorothy donning stormtrooper garb. The blog site has since been taken down, but PAO is lucky enough to have obtained several of MacSwoon’s photos… Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Fight] Praying Mantis Versus Hummingbirdzilla

Posted in Nature, Tracking the Undead on 03/01/2010 11:35 am by chief

The Praying Mantis, super deadly. Can it kill hummingbirdzilla? Or will hummingbirdzilla kill the praying mantis?

Nature Enthusiasts said:
- preying Mantis are awsome i have fed black widows and scorpians to them and the mantis just kills them really fast its pretty cool.

- poor fish at the end didnt even have a chance… :’(

- dude seriously, if I wanted to learn about nature I’d just open my parents bedroom door.

 

[Nintendo] New Molesting Fetish Game Coming to the Wii

Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/26/2010 03:11 pm by chief

Coming June 2010 to the Wii – ‘少女 プ: レイ3の’ (Artificial girl 2: Just the Tip)

Previewers Said:

- It’s been at least half an hour, and my brain has yet to process what the fuck I just watched.

- I can’t believe that people play with that shit. I can’t. It looks so sad

- where in the hell do people get this stuff? I need to pre-order

 

[Old fashion] Straight Up Sexist Bloopers

Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/22/2010 11:29 am by chief


Critics say:

- I bet you get laid a lot from the sexist remarks.

- i love this video - so true

- hahaha now women will know that theyre stupid…lol

- lmao FAT BITCHES DOWN!

 
 

[WoW Health] World of Warcraft Blues

Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/16/2010 12:08 pm by Dr

Hes got an outstanding lisp. And hes mad. And hes Pissed. Known only as ‘Francis’, this World of Warcraft enthusiast vents about World of Warcraft.

Health Experts say:
- This guy makes perfect sense.

- so fake. he is just fat

- who plays that wow shit.. fps instant entertainment against people no commitments

- This aint reel bc if it where reel then dis nerrd woulld be died in 24 ours.

Wait, theres more >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Health Alert] Scientists Discover 5 Reasons Men Develop ‘Man Boobs’

Posted in Interesting Facts, Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 02/04/2010 12:45 pm by Dr

After many months and years and years, and what seems like decades, scientists have finally discovered several reasons behind the development of ‘Man Boobs’ aka ‘Moobs’. Studies have shown as many as 46% of males have developed ‘moobs’ ranging in size from B to FF cups. In fact, ‘moob operations’ for men have shot up by 80 percent in the past year in the U.S alone.

Top 5 Reasons Men Develop ‘Moobs’:

1. You are Fat

Most often, man “breasts” are actually just fat: You won’t be able to feel any firm tissue, just lard. Clues are that both sides are affected equally and they wobble when you run.

To cure this is quite simple: Slim down. Only consider surgery if you’ve tried that and you really want those assets stripped.

2. You are Old

Your breast tissue tends to swell — known in the trade as gynaecomastia — any time your hormones are up the spout. That includes both extremes of age — baby boys because of the influence of your mother’s hormones and older men because their testosterone levels are flagging.

This is normal and harmless. It’s common in adolescents, too. Though normal, you should always wear a black t-shirt at the beach.

Continue to the last 3 reasons for your moob growth >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Holidays] Ground Hog Day 2010

Posted in Nature, Tracking the Undead, legit stuff on 02/02/2010 03:36 pm by chief

To the disappointment of Spring, Phuxitony Phil the Groundhog saw its shadow today, Ground Hog day 2010. PAO got its hands on the rodent Phil, and shot some before after pics

PHUXITONY BEFORE PAO

SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! EXCLUSIVE AFTER PIC >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

[Pee Wee Herman] an iPad in the Playhouse!

Posted in Top Notch Videos, Tracking the Undead on 02/01/2010 01:06 pm by bottomtooth

First off – I didn’t even know Pee Wee was still alive. Second, what’s an abstinence ring? And THIRD – what in holy green hopper earth did he do for Steve Jobs to GET one?

 

[Survival] How to Make it out of a Hostage Situation…Alive

Posted in Interesting Facts, Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 01/26/2010 11:26 am by Dr

You are captured and held hostage by several most wanted criminals, mostly rapists… Follow these simple rules to survive:

 

[FIGHT] Crazy Goose Attacks Dog, Dog Owner Narrowly Escapes Certain Death

Posted in Nature, Tracking the Undead on 01/25/2010 12:39 pm by chief

PAO Monday Fights features Goose Versus Dog today. We believe the goose to be Canadian born.

Heard at the match:

- Dogs are supposed to be predators, that dog is inbred and a puss.

- you motor-boatin son of a bitch!

- Did he died?

- tie it up and drown it in the wake of the boat

 

[Driving] Deadly Car Accident Video To Drop Acid To

Posted in Looking Back, Tracking the Undead on 01/21/2010 12:12 pm by chief

The Accident and Soundtrack will surely cause brain melting.

- I must’ve watched this 10 times, for the music

- I don’t really think the jolly music is appropriate in this case.

- i think watched this movie i think 20 times,but it still give me the creeps when i watch it

- a crash music video???

- Damn this video is serious.

- guard rail fail

 
 

[LARP] Too bad the Knights of Ni are badly grounded

Posted in LDAP, Sporting, Tracking the Undead, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/16/2010 04:33 am by CHINEESEEYES

 

[reproduction] Common lovemaking mistakes

Posted in Double Awesome, Interesting Facts, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 01/16/2010 02:19 am by CHINEESEEYES

If you have this problem:

You want to really think hard about this problem:

Or you might end up with this problem: Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Losers] People Getting Depressed When ‘Avatar’ Movie Ends

Posted in Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 01/13/2010 02:23 pm by chief

Some people losers say they’ve experienced depression, even had suicidal thoughts, after watching the movie “Avatar” which features a lush Pandorian panet and sexy sexed up blue aliens wearing virtually nothing.

Critics:

- WHAT A BUNCH OF STUPID PEOPLE!

- lolwut he 3d was bad and distracting at best. The first female talker is ridiculous.

- I guess all these fuckers can lay down and die, and not see the sequel.

 

[Managing Children] Minneapolis Court OK’s Parents Locking Up Children For Maximum 8 Hours at a Time

Posted in Interesting Facts, Tracking the Undead on 01/13/2010 02:13 pm by chief

 

[Travel] Mind-Reading Systems Coming to an Airport Near You

Posted in Interesting Facts, Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 01/08/2010 11:25 am by Dr

Your mind will soon be screened every time you board an airplane, starting this year. The aim of one mind reading company that blends high technology and behavioral psychology is hinted at in its name, WeCU — as in “We See You.”

The system that Israeli-based WeCU Technologies has devised and is testing in Israel projects images onto airport screens, such as symbols associated with a certain terrorist group or some other image only a would-be terrorist would recognize, said company CEO Ehud Givon.

The logic is that people can’t help reacting, even if only subtly, to familiar images that suddenly appear in unfamiliar places. If you strolled through an airport and saw a picture of your mother, Givon explained, you couldn’t help but respond.

The reaction could be a darting of the eyes, an increased heartbeat, a nervous twitch or faster breathing, he said.

The WeCU system would use humans to do some of the observing but would rely mostly on hidden cameras or sensors that can detect a slight rise in body temperature and heart rate. Far more sensitive devices under development that can take such measurements from a distance would be incorporated later.

If the sensors picked up a suspicious reaction, the traveler could be pulled out of line for further screening.

“One by one, you can screen out from the flow of people those with specific malicious intent,” Givon said.

Some critics have expressed horror at the approach, calling it Orwellian and akin to “brain fingerprinting.”

For civil libertarians, attempting to read a person’s thoughts comes uncomfortably close to the future world depicted in the movie “Minority Report,” where a policeman played by Tom Cruise targets people for “pre-crimes,” or merely thinking about breaking the law. As Seen on Travel News

 

[FIGHT] Donkey Versus Man with Loose Pantalones

Posted in Foreign Facts, Nature, Tracking the Undead on 01/07/2010 10:48 am by chief

Today’s match up is a Donkey Versus a Man with very loose pants. The outcome will melt your brain

Overheard in the crowd:

- jaajajaajajaajajajajajajajajaj ajajajajajajajajajaj

- Nuca  cages frente a un burro

- siempre me e preguntado qe pasa despues

 

[Vacations] Spring Break 2010 Options: Guido Beach, NJ

Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 01/05/2010 12:58 pm by chief

Spring Break 2010 is just around the corner and Pineappleope.com is here to help you Spring Breakers choose the Ultimate Spring Break 2010 destination.

Any Beach, NJ

Reviews:

- “I’m a girl’s guy.”
I think she meant “guy’s girl?” What a bunch of tools…

- stupidest people alive?

- let them all die

- At least we can keep them in one place.

 
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