Archive for the ‘Tracking the Undead’ Category

High End Japanese Cinema Time: Zombie Ass

TOILET OF THE DEAD.

Perhaps the most terrifying movie of all time has finally been released outside of Japan. Get ready to have the shit scared out of you.

 

The hottest puppet porn the world has ever seen. Ever.

70′s porn. Puppets. We defy you to find anything hotter. EVER. Fcking puppets man.. puppets and porn. You.. cannot.. beat this.

Mustard Pimp “ZHM” (Official Music Video) from behn fannin on Vimeo.

 

[Dance Lesson] The Double Dream Feet

Dance Students said what:

“ive never felt so gay violated in my whole life”
- cstunts44

“Well maybe his boyfriend is amused because I surly am not.”
- deadra

“I’m winded.”
- Ray C

“He’s not really that bad of a dancer. Grown ass people watching dance instructions for kids is obviously not going to like it… Try putting up a clip of Barney and expect not to be creeped out.”
- Judsparrow

“@Judsparrow what are grown ass people?”
- cstunts44

“@Judsparrow, @cstunts44 Yeah what are grown ass people?”
- deadra

 
 

[Most Interesting] Fascinating Video Straight from the Far East

Most likely winner of 2011 top web videos of the year award for top video uploaded on the internet. Sit back and take it all in

Review Panel Said:

“Okay, I am so fucking disturbed words can’t describe it.”
- Jerryz

“how odd”
-saaarah

“I DONT UNDERSTAND FUCKING ANYTHING”
- Tom Lehoya

“what the fuck uhhhhhhhhhhh im so disgustid by this this is 50 times worse then 2 grls 1 cup i mean who the fuck wood post this video”
- Ricardo F.

 

[Medusa] Hot Mythology

I’ve never seen anything hotter in my life. Snake Bush

 

[Holidays] Ground Hog Day 2011

To the disappointment of winter enthusiasts, Phuxitony Phil the Groundhog did not see its shadow today, Ground Hog day 2011. PAO got its hands on the rodent Phil, and shot some pics before shooting Phil

PHUXITONY BEFORE PAO

SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! EXCLUSIVE AFTER PIC >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[QUESTING on the PC] Bring Your Jimmy Hat for Hardcore Questing, this is BoneCraft

All your Questing needs and dreams are here. Right Now.

BoneCraft

Great Job Team

 
 

[Countdown] Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Two days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why does Santa have a white beard?
From: Lisa, UK

International question, woah. Thanks Lisa. Well santa clearly doesn’t shave, which is why he has a beard. The reason its white is most likely due to the age of santa.

-Perrf PAO Editor

 

[Geetar Heero] Virtual Holiday Shredding

 

The CIA’s Bruce Lee Zombie goes into deep cover in a ZZ Top cover band

 
 

[Sex Offender Supplies] Stop Bed Indrudahs Now!!

“If you don’t use this you really dumb, no, you really really dumb” – Antoine Dodson

 

[Storm Watch][Damp Water] Hurricane Nicole Scherzinger Set to Flood the Eastern United States

Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

 

[Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80′s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

 

[Rough Waters] Pacific Sun Cruise Gone Awry

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:


- 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

- 3 Passengers with 8th degree sea burns

- 2 Lost Suitcases

- 3 Limb losses

 
 

[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]

[Crime] Copley Killer also Charged with Panty Theft

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent