You had a rough year, we know. Your mom knows. PAO wants to help. Since you clearly missed the 2010 Christmas shopping deadline, despite our continued efforts to help, we are still happy to have you as a fan. We’ll continue posting ideas up until the actual last minute of Xmas. I think we’re currently entering the final fortnight. Its frightening, man. So here’s some pocket salvation. Not Salviation – salvation.
Finally – its Pocket Geisha! She’s hot! She’s dancing! And she’s YOURS. Buy your pocket geisha NOW!
Remember the kazoo? Yeah.. it’s old school, and practically extinct.
Today, a new kazoo-ish musical instrument has been discovered. Take a straw, giant boobs, and blow. Check it. This girl does some wild things to her giant voluptuous breasts, all while keeping things totally SFW. It’s shocking, amazing, and quite musical. Read the rest of this entry »
PAO researchers, working on their “flesh of the stars” project, have come across a mildly decent scene of lesbian action between Amy Adams and Lauren German .
Synopsis:
In the scene, the babes find a room and chat for about 10 seconds. German, who appears to “wear the pants”, strikes first in the big make out scene. Iit appears that Lauren is hungry for a hot buttered muffin, and Amy is wildly confused about her feelings. It is deep and moving.
Hustler’s breaking the bank on its 3D—er—reimagining of Avatar, and here’s the trailer to prove it. Those noble Na’vi will stop at nothing to protect their Viagratanium
– per Gizmodo. Amazing. We are on the list for a sneak-peak viewing in 2 months – should be one HELL OF A New Year!!!
Yup, before “Be Kind Rewind” was ever put on paper, some smart kids were already remaking crappy movies with a crappy camera. But back in the 70′s, this was an incredible remake of a crappy movie on a sweet-as-balls camera. I think it was a Flip – not HD though. Check check it out. King Kong beats on this kids like no other.
Supposedly there’s something to these photos related to PETA – the People Eating Tasty Animals movement. Something like that. We’re not sure what the deal is because.. well.. between these big tits and luscious DSL‘s .. we’re pretty distracted. Throw a comment in if you have any clue what the hell this mayhem is.. and bust to the break to see some more action. Read the rest of this entry »
Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.
Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.
You still look like a seal, your wet suit’s so black and red…haha
sharks are friends not food
avoiding a shark bite is the easiest of all accidents to avoid…It isn’t like they can bust up in your house in the middle of the night, right?
Thank you for helping to show the world that sharks are not monsters! Kind of Ironic we are actually more monsterish than they are! We are the one’s wiping out their home!
Al Rocker: OMG!! you both should do more beat box vid together *you guys rock!!!*
flippy: LOL I was watching Hikakin’s super mario beatbox and I remembered Daichi’s beatboxing vid from months ago and I wished you two would do some sort of collab. And look! You guys are 2 steps ahead of me ;D
jack jackhole: you guys need to open your eyes more
EvilBoner: The ending was fucking epic.
bethernator: OMG is one of those a girl? I’d SMURF IT!
That’s right folks, Frank, the Funkasaurus Rex, is BACK. And he’s got new moves – moves that swoon the ladies. Lots of ladies. Check out how much tail Frank is pullin.. and the jealousy these girls have over him! Hot chicks fighting it out for some dinosaur ass.
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