Archive for the ‘Top Notch Videos’ Category

[FOOD FIGHT] International Babes Participate in Hectic Ice Cream Fight, in SLO MO!

Spectators said:

- i watch this video like once a month

- The constant slowing down and speeding up is fucking irritating.

- your annotations suck

 

[Fight] Train vs Flood – there will never be a cooler video!

 

[Tunes] EPIC Friday JAMS – The Hand that Gives You Up

What the 20 year old brazilians are saying:

  • wow, this is pretty epic.
  • If I were Trent, I’d punch your vacation raping lights out
  • However terrible this may be, it is, at the same time, so epic I can’t deny it.
  • Holy fuck. Like, in a good way.
  • nin is formally one guy but obviously bounces ideas around a lot. if it was just him, im fairly sure someone would have started treating him as messiah by now. probably me.

    but anyway, its scary how well this works… never seen the astley video before. does he have some kind of winding mechanism that makes him move like that so consistently?

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    [Trippy] Laundry day is much more fun when you are trippin balls

  • the most charming thing i’ve ever seen
  • i lost my balls, last time i tripped that hard
  • i’ma stick a pencil in my ear if tho birds no shut UP
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    [How Things Happen] When it rains fish, what the hell is happening?

    Someone asked me once, “if it rains fish, are we all going to die?” – a very valid question. The answer – “maybe”. It really depends what kind of fish.. but the cause of the fish rain will not kill you. Blow fish or sea urchins WILL kill you. No doubt.

    If it rains sharks, however – they will eat you from above, so its not even killing, its like god smiting you.  Think of the sharks as lightening – its just your time, buddy.

    So.. WHY does it rain sharks and other shit? Asshole tornadoes are the cause – here’s how it happens.

    non-believers say:

  • it doesn’t really matter. the documentary was about the falling fish, not all the inbetweeny shite
  • well the video is from 1999 so they were 99 years into the century
  • what about the segragative powers of whirlwinds? what about the dried fish that fall? what about cloudless falls of weird shit?
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    [Star Wars] When 80’s toys meet 70’s movies meet the digital future

    Users say:

  • Huh? 80k views? COOL.
  • That’s some of the smoothest stop-motion animation I’ve ever seen. Very well done. I’m definitely favoriting this.
  • That was brutal
  • That was awesome beyond awesome. My eyeballs just exploded from how bad ass that was.
  • Work the pipe. Swallow the gravy.
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    [Videos of the Day] Slo-motion Beach Running and The Actual Woman who Lives on the Prairie, who also happens to be Running

    In a new feature that may not last past today, we will be displaying the cream of the crop videos of the day, in this case from March 1, 2010. Todays films consist of the beach and prairie, similar, but different at the same time.

    Prairie Action, (not Prairie Rose) >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     
     

    [Yoga Time] Extreme Yoga for Extreme Yoga-ers! New Yoga moves you can try today.

    Featuring classics like..

  • Yea..thats really a shit, thank god! I almost stepped it.
  • New Ring
  • The shrooms are good!
  • He is passed out over there!
  • Spring water
  • Dog poop
  • Go go go!
  • Eww, what is this?
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    [Dogs] The scariest dog of the year

    dog sometime scare me, this dog really scare me!!! i scare and no sleep !

     

    [Ukranian sand animation] Will melt your brain if you have one

     
     

    [the bits keep coming] Keep in mind, this is all just 1s and 0s

     

    [Opinion] Who is Having the Most NSFW Fun?

    Today is Wednesday Reader Opinion Day, where your opinion counts – Babes having NSFW Fun, Who’s having the most fun??

    A little background on ‘nsfw’:
    What does NSFW mean? Not Safe For Work… Not Suitable For Work…
    Used in a sentence: zulumassacre.com is on the cusp of NSFW.

    Continue to the “Who is Having the Most NSFW Fun” Poll >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Pee Wee Herman] an iPad in the Playhouse!

    First off – I didn’t even know Pee Wee was still alive. Second, what’s an abstinence ring? And THIRD – what in holy green hopper earth did he do for Steve Jobs to GET one?

     

    [Fellatio Truth Movement] – a movement PAO stands in front of!

    Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.

    Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .

  • only 39 % swallow!!!! OH THE SHAME OF THOSE nasty 61% spitters!!
  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!! The beginning was kind of not really promising, but then Jon did it again and made me want to get my dick out!
  • Not that funny johnny. . . do Canada proud and put out some more quality shit.
  • We should all start living by this ! I wanna enlist into Fellatio Truth Movement
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    [KlaBlam!] Set brain to “melt”

     

    [Animal Fight] Cat vs BEAR. Most extraordinary fight video of the year!

    “Cats, always making it harder than it has to be”

    “Boy, that is one evil family. Laughing as the family cat is about to get chomped on by a bear. Even the baby got in on the hilarity.”

    “I was expecting the maniacal laughter to turn into screams as the bear made short work of that cat. If I had a family pet that was trying to battle a fucking bear, I doubt I’d be laughing about it.”

    “question! which bear is best?”

    “you call that a fight?”

     

    [Wedding Brawl] What happen when I crash wedding this weekend

    Has you ever go wedding and just crash and fight! Its fun time go. I fight win and crash and eat free. Drunk!!!! People good kind to share video becos I make fun times.

     

    [American Idol] Pants on the ground

     

    [Mind Fck] This time-morph-blur movie will F your brain.

    “I drift, half awake, half asleep. Moving through the city I recall but have never been to. This film was made using a digital stills camera to create a stop motion animation. I think the shot of the Barbican tower is my favourite (its the shot shown in the thumbnail)”

     

    [Music Wednesday] HEy YA this just come to my country i loves Peanuts

    This videosong is Charko Browns Snooper Peanuts and OUtkast HEY YA is good music! I is listen on my Gpod and good is as!

     

    [Jersey Shore Preview] Upcoming Jersey Shore Episode to Feature Burger King Fight

    The fight looks like a doozy – and not surprisingly, the douchiest bag of douche goes down like a sack of douche! Just goes to show, dudes ought not wear pink.


  • when will people learn
    its only a burger
    not the end of the world
  • Congrats dude on becoming an internet superstar, just a pity its in the douchebaggery category! Fooking knob head lmao
  • fake ? idiota ? ._.
  • nasceu pra ser otario

    Better Burger Babe BELOW
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