If I were Trent, I’d punch your vacation raping lights out
However terrible this may be, it is, at the same time, so epic I can’t deny it.
Holy fuck. Like, in a good way.
nin is formally one guy but obviously bounces ideas around a lot. if it was just him, im fairly sure someone would have started treating him as messiah by now. probably me.
but anyway, its scary how well this works… never seen the astley video before. does he have some kind of winding mechanism that makes him move like that so consistently?
Someone asked me once, “if it rains fish, are we all going to die?” – a very valid question. The answer – “maybe”. It really depends what kind of fish.. but the cause of the fish rain will not kill you. Blow fish or sea urchins WILL kill you. No doubt.
If it rains sharks, however – they will eat you from above, so its not even killing, its like god smiting you. Think of the sharks as lightening – its just your time, buddy.
So.. WHY does it rain sharks and other shit? Asshole tornadoes are the cause – here’s how it happens.
non-believers say:
it doesn’t really matter. the documentary was about the falling fish, not all the inbetweeny shite
well the video is from 1999 so they were 99 years into the century
what about the segragative powers of whirlwinds? what about the dried fish that fall? what about cloudless falls of weird shit?
In a new feature that may not last past today, we will be displaying the cream of the crop videos of the day, in this case from March 1, 2010. Todays films consist of the beach and prairie, similar, but different at the same time.
Today is Wednesday Reader Opinion Day, where your opinion counts – Babes having NSFW Fun, Who’s having the most fun??
A little background on ‘nsfw’: What does NSFW mean? Not Safe For Work… Not Suitable For Work… Used in a sentence:zulumassacre.com is on the cusp of NSFW.
First off – I didn’t even know Pee Wee was still alive. Second, what’s an abstinence ring? And THIRD – what in holy green hopper earth did he do for Steve Jobs to GET one?
Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.
Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .
only 39 % swallow!!!! OH THE SHAME OF THOSE nasty 61% spitters!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! The beginning was kind of not really promising, but then Jon did it again and made me want to get my dick out!
Not that funny johnny. . . do Canada proud and put out some more quality shit.
We should all start living by this ! I wanna enlist into Fellatio Truth Movement
“Boy, that is one evil family. Laughing as the family cat is about to get chomped on by a bear. Even the baby got in on the hilarity.”
“I was expecting the maniacal laughter to turn into screams as the bear made short work of that cat. If I had a family pet that was trying to battle a fucking bear, I doubt I’d be laughing about it.”
Has you ever go wedding and just crash and fight! Its fun time go. I fight win and crash and eat free. Drunk!!!! People good kind to share video becos I make fun times.
“I drift, half awake, half asleep. Moving through the city I recall but have never been to. This film was made using a digital stills camera to create a stop motion animation. I think the shot of the Barbican tower is my favourite (its the shot shown in the thumbnail)”
The fight looks like a doozy – and not surprisingly, the douchiest bag of douche goes down like a sack of douche! Just goes to show, dudes ought not wear pink.
when will people learn
its only a burger
not the end of the world
Congrats dude on becoming an internet superstar, just a pity its in the douchebaggery category! Fooking knob head lmao