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What the 20 year old brazilians are saying:

Someone asked me once, “if it rains fish, are we all going to die?” – a very valid question. The answer – “maybe”. It really depends what kind of fish.. but the cause of the fish rain will not kill you. Blow fish or sea urchins WILL kill you. No doubt.

If it rains sharks, however – they will eat you from above, so its not even killing, its like god smiting you.  Think of the sharks as lightening – its just your time, buddy.

So.. WHY does it rain sharks and other shit? Asshole tornadoes are the cause – here’s how it happens.

non-believers say:

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In a new feature that may not last past today, we will be displaying the cream of the crop videos of the day, in this case from March 1, 2010. Todays films consist of the beach and prairie, similar, but different at the same time.

Prairie Action, (not Prairie Rose) >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Featuring classics like..

dog sometime scare me, this dog really scare me!!! i scare and no sleep !

Today is Wednesday Reader Opinion Day, where your opinion counts – Babes having NSFW Fun, Who’s having the most fun??

A little background on ‘nsfw’:
What does NSFW mean? Not Safe For Work… Not Suitable For Work…
Used in a sentence: zulumassacre.com is on the cusp of NSFW.

Continue to the “Who is Having the Most NSFW Fun” Poll >>> Read the rest of this entry »

First off – I didn’t even know Pee Wee was still alive. Second, what’s an abstinence ring? And THIRD – what in holy green hopper earth did he do for Steve Jobs to GET one?

Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.

Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .

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“Cats, always making it harder than it has to be”

“Boy, that is one evil family. Laughing as the family cat is about to get chomped on by a bear. Even the baby got in on the hilarity.”

“I was expecting the maniacal laughter to turn into screams as the bear made short work of that cat. If I had a family pet that was trying to battle a fucking bear, I doubt I’d be laughing about it.”

“question! which bear is best?”

“you call that a fight?”

Has you ever go wedding and just crash and fight! Its fun time go. I fight win and crash and eat free. Drunk!!!! People good kind to share video becos I make fun times.

“I drift, half awake, half asleep. Moving through the city I recall but have never been to. This film was made using a digital stills camera to create a stop motion animation. I think the shot of the Barbican tower is my favourite (its the shot shown in the thumbnail)”

This videosong is Charko Browns Snooper Peanuts and OUtkast HEY YA is good music! I is listen on my Gpod and good is as!