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Al is divorcing Tipper. After 40 years of marriage, former vice president Al has had enough from his sexless marriage to Tipper Gore.
Possible reasons behind the split:
- Al was sleeping around with Green Peace front-woman Sandy DeWaltz.
- Al wasn’t getting the attention he demanded
- Al believes he can get find a better, hotter wife
- Tipper doesn’t buy Al’s global warming bs
Maria, celeb apprentice got axed. Why? Because she outted Curtis for taking a big dump in her dressing room (after they banged). And whats that???
…And she endorsed Brett Michaels! … and in a way PAO does too, poison
We found her Naked, NAKED >>> Read the rest of this entry »
breaking: MILEY CYRUS’s career is going down in flames! Caught on tape trying to turn a gay man straight! Watch LIVE.
What the naysayers say:
AGAIN, Apple has lost its hands on the new iPhone – Clumsy Apple employees have lost the sacred iPhone 4G in a Vietnam opium den outside of Hanoi. The main actor in the video below claims he bartered $4000 worth of opium for full possession of the Apple wireless telephone.
PAO has verified that the phone in this video is in fact the new iPhone, and it certainly looks like the real deal, from the flat, glossy front and back panels to the new, flat aluminum edges, the front-facing camera, the camera flash in back, and the new microSIM slot, similar to the one on the just-released iPad.
When asked, the main actor in the above video said he could not confirm nor deny rumors about the iPhone running on Verizon.
Unfortunately, it looks like the handset refuses to boot; instead, all we can see on the display is a picture of a fireball and some apparent debug text in the bottom corner of the screen. May have been caused by amateur hacking.
One thing is for sure: The Vietnamese love the Bee Gees. How deep is your love
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Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.
The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.
The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!
On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.
The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.
The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.
The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.
You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.
9.8 out of possible 10
Continue to the Droid Incredible Image Gallery from the 8MP Camera! >>> Read the rest of this entry »
In a rare photo opportunity, Mexican wrestling star Monkeymangler has announced his joint venture with MTV starlet and harlot Tila Tequila as a celebrity tag team in American WWF-land. To entice some fighters, they posed with fingers flying in strong message to the world: “fuck you all!”.
Diggers lashed out about the news:
PAO was on hand when the first teen temptress failed sailing around the world. Now it appears a second temptress has also failed.
Abby Sunderland, the second of two 16-year-old girls on mystical quests to sail around the world alone, nonstop and unassisted, has announced she will head to Cape Town, South Africa, to repair a faulty autopilot system, blowing her chance at glory.
The high-school junior from Thousand Oaks, Calif., in tears, stressed on her blog (biological log) that she will continue her journey after making repairs and seek to become simply the youngest person to solo-circumnavigate the planet in a sailboat.
Jessica Watson, Sunderland’s Australian partner, is expected to complete her nonstop circumnavigation attempt in late May. Watson, who is five months pregnant, is enduring severe weather aboard her 34-foot reddish-white (pink) sailboat as she travels beneath Australia en route to her finish point at Sydney Harbor. Watson left Sydney last October.
Sunderland, who departed from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in early February aboard a 40-foot vessel, has been experiencing trouble with her autopilot system for the past several weeks, including during a precarious passage around treacherous Cape Horn at South America’s tip.
Autopilots are supposed to hold a sailor’s course but Sunderland’s primary and backup units have been faulty. At one point recently, in rough seas and freezing temperatures, the intrepid mariner had to hand-steer from the stern deck for 24 consecutive hours.
Boating enthusiasts suspect Watson and her team have tampered with Sunderlands navigation tech, to keep her from gaining more glory than Watson.
Sunderland stated on her blog that it’d be “foolish and irresponsible” to transition from the South Atlantic to a long and potentially rollicking Indian Ocean stretch without fully operational equipment.
“I gave it my best shot and made it almost halfway around the world, I sort of lost it for a minute” she said. “I will definitely keep going, and whether or not I will make any more stops after this I don’t know. I just want the glory”
PAO will keep you updated on Sunderland’s second-rate journey around the globe.
So, you’ve given your money to Uncle Sam interest-free for a year, and you’re delighted to get a fat fuckin refund. Now what?
If you enjoy getting a fat refunds, you’re not alone. Last year, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) issued checks for 101 million refunds totaling about $215 billion. The number of refunds this year is expected to be about the same, but the total amount refunded is projected to increase slightly.
The IRS says the average refund this year is $2,371–up from $2,182 last year. I, myself got $177 back, however, this year’s average is likely to drop a little as the April 15 filing deadline approaches because those anticipating fat refunds file early, while those expecting a piddling amount let things slide, like myself.
When your government cash money arrives, don’t get lost, we have plenty of ideas for your money:
1. Buy Something Big – Whether its a Car or a Roxy Jezel Doggie Style Ass and Pussy found in the PAO Store, now is the best time to buy it, only because you have extra cash.
2. Pay off Gambling debt – You’ve been losing money all year making poor bets, you’re up to your eyes in debt… why not pay off your gambling debt? Probably because your going to buy the Roxy Jezel Doggie Style Ass and Pussy, instead.
3. Invest in yourself – Buy a new suit to look good, to make more green and to get chicks interested in guys wearing suits.
4. Bribe someone – Extra money burning holes in all of your pockets is not ideal. Get someone to do something they wouldn’t normally want to do, blow your money on a bribe.
5. Order an Escort – You’ve worked hard all year and haven’t laid many hot chicks. Now is your chance. Escorts are legal prostitutes and will do pretty much whatever, in my experience, as long as you keep the cash flowing. You can keep the cash flowin longer with your refund!
6. Be the guy on Teens for Cash – Self Explanatory
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April 8 (PAO Central) — A California she-man, going by the name “Antoine” was arrested today on charges he threatened Apple chief Steve Jobs with a 16″ machete. Antoine has a previous conviction for harassment, prosecutors said at a federal court hearing today in San Francisco.
Antoine LeeAnne Galaganukis, 48, of San Francisco, was ordered by U.S. Magistrate Judge Bernie Zimmermong to remain in custody. He was charged with making obscene, harassing or threatening phone calls to Jobs all day today, Zimmermong said, citing something about the OS4.0 press conference, further adding “it was a total let down, and that Jobs dude is trying to bend us all over with this iAds BS”.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Cynthia Frey said in court that Galaganukis was convicted of making perverted phone calls in 1991 and had numerous convictions for stalking while swinging a machete. Galaganukis said in an interview that he may be suffering from bipolar disorder caused by iPhone overuse and hasn’t had access to a treatment app, authorities said.
“He is believed to be a pervert, a danger, and generally odd smelling, at least to a specific person” cited in the complaint, an usher at the event said in requesting that Galaganukis remain in custody.”
Stay tuned to PAO for more information on this developing story.
We’re chillin at Apple HQ, getting ready for the new OS to come out for our iPhones! Hoping to score free swag, like a Nexus one or Droid!! Follow the comments to get the LIVE SCOOP.
Welcome to LARP Day 2010. McChill (PAO LARP champion ’05,’07,’08,’09) and his team, Assilsa, take on team Sundassa. Battle is to commence at 11am CST.
McChill - PAO LARP Champion, 4 years running. Captain of team Assilsa
10:33 - Stakes are High today as warriors prepare for the ultimate 8 hour fantasy quest, PAO LARP Day 2010! Reigning champion McChill defends his title as he and his crew take on a handful of half-wit noobs and four experienced LARPers
10:40 - Battle warriors are making final preparations, gluing extra shielding, sharpening swords
10:47 - The officials are stretching
10:48 - McChills has put his team to work diggin trenches
10:51 - Looks like the officials are itching to start the battle
10:59 – Officials have made it clear the fight will start at 11, on the dot.
11:00 – FIGHT! It is On!
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Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher is stripping to save the people of Haiti in a fundraising effort that began last Thursday.
Amy Fisher is best known for her attempted murder conviction at age 17 after she shot the wife of her alleged former lover, Joey Buttafuoco, Fisher was released from prison in 1999 after serving seven years.
The ex-con began performing in a series of nude shows at Long Island’s Scene Restaurant & Lounge from Thursday to Sunday and will donate up to half of the expected $2 million she is likely to make.
If you are not in Long Island, but still want to see Amy Fisher Nude, continue reading >>> Read the rest of this entry »
GLENDALE, Calif. – A member of the pop group Girlicious has been charged in California with drug possession with the intent to sell after Glendale police allegedly found a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse.
Prosecutors say 21-year-old Natalie Mejia of Diamond Bar and 28-year-old Peter Asencio of Burbank were charged Thursday in Glendale Superior Court.
Asencio is accused of speeding in a 1998 Ford Mustang when he and Mejia were pulled over and arrested Tuesday night.Police say Mejia said the drugs were not hers and claimed she didnt know how they got into her purse.
Asencio was also charged with driving on a suspended license.
via Girlicious band member charged with having drugs – Yahoo! News.
The scandal continues: Read the rest of this entry »
