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[Beauty Queen Gone Bad] Miss Delaware Teen USA - Melissa King - porn images and VIDEO FOUND!

[Beauty Queen Gone Bad] Miss Delaware Teen USA – Melissa King – porn images and VIDEO FOUND!

Pineappleope.com investigators have uncovered the adult hardcore VIDEO and PHOTOS of THE Melissa King, the now EX-miss Delaware Teen USA. Today, Pineappleope.com brings you, Melissa King gone wild…

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[Aquatic Fun] The 2012 Water Park Babe Photo Guide

[Aquatic Fun] The 2012 Water Park Babe Photo Guide

Water park is the wet version of amusement park. The dress code is typically a bathing suit. For chicks specifically, its bikini invited. Recently, Pineappleope.com was able to send a budding deep cover investigative photo journalist to the depths of several water parks spread across the United States and its territories, including Typhoon Lagoon and the famous Water Country, NH. Here is the footage she returned with:

Splashin’ in the half-tube
 

Patiently waiting in line for Geronimo
 

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[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death - Review in Progress

[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death – Review in Progress

The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:

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Current Battles:

VERSEU.com

Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.

After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).

Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO

10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.

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[How To] Thirteen Easy Ways to Have a Threesome

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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[Christmas Poll] Celebrity Who has been Naughtier: Carrie Prejean or Vanessa Hudgens?

1. Carrie Prejean
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OR

2. Vanessa Hudgens
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Who has been Naughtier?

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SEE THEIR NAUGHTINESS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[Big Time][Breaking] What is it like Beyond Sixty Thousand? The Pictorial

PAO got word it has expanded beyond 60,000

Hard facts below

The Bullet Points

  • Visitors up 327.81% month over month
  • 61K Visiting a month
  • 160+ Countries in the Eastern and Western Hemisphere find enjoyment at PAO. Apply here

Free vacations on PAO

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[Rough Waters] Pacific Sun Cruise Gone Awry

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:


- 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

- 3 Passengers with 8th degree sea burns

- 2 Lost Suitcases

- 3 Limb losses

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[LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]

[Crime] Copley Killer also Charged with Panty Theft

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

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[BREAKING] Eva Mendes Sex Tape Released, WATCH IT HERE 4 FREE!

The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she finds herself in… like missionary and reversed-backwords-reverse-doggy

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