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Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher is stripping to save the people of Haiti in a fundraising effort that began last Thursday.

Amy Fisher is best known for her attempted murder conviction at age 17 after she shot the wife of her alleged former lover, Joey Buttafuoco, Fisher was released from prison in 1999 after serving seven years.

The ex-con began performing in a series of nude shows at Long Island’s Scene Restaurant & Lounge from Thursday to Sunday and will donate up to half of the expected $2 million she is likely to make.

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GLENDALE, Calif. – A member of the pop group Girlicious has been charged in California with drug possession with the intent to sell after Glendale police allegedly found a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse.

Prosecutors say 21-year-old Natalie Mejia of Diamond Bar and 28-year-old Peter Asencio of Burbank were charged Thursday in Glendale Superior Court.

Asencio is accused of speeding in a 1998 Ford Mustang when he and Mejia were pulled over and arrested Tuesday night.Police say Mejia said the drugs were not hers and claimed she didnt know how they got into her purse.

Asencio was also charged with driving on a suspended license.

via Girlicious band member charged with having drugs – Yahoo! News.

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A taste of how tasty broads began

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Some of the Top Mullets from Mulletme.com

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APRIL 3

*Only Wi-Fi models of the futuristic semi-laptopable computer will go on sale that Saturday, while ones with 3G networks will be released later in the month.

Details on the new features:

- Super VGA mode, mainly for browsing the internet

- 8 x 6 Official iPad Microfiber Cleaning cloth, which can double as a napkin

- Mii-like avatars

- Adult (18+) Apps

The iPads will run you a pretty penny at: $499 for the 16-gigabyte version, $599 for the 32-gig version and $699 for the 64

A very serious infographic to show you what behavior behind the wheel will kill you faster! The information will blow your mind. Find it after “the jump”. In the meantime, here’s some sexting:

sexting - its safe!

find out what’s NOT safe:

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Chicks from the United States to Asia are Spring Breaking. PAO sent Carl Hedgwick on a mission: Capture as many SPRING BREAKErs as possible on an economy Digital Camera.

Spring Break FT. LAUDERDALE 2010!!

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Friday is the day of the week falling between Thursday and Saturday. A recent Poll shows that 68% of Celebs, A-Z listers, hold Friday as their favorite day of the week. PAO has attempted to generate a photo-list of the top Celebs who think Friday is tops. Keep reading to find out if your Favorite Celeb likes Friday

H-lister Mara's favorite day of the week, Friday, Vinyl Bi-sexual Swingers night at Club Nitrogen in SD

H-lister Krystal Forscutt spends time at the Salisbury beach on friday's, her favorite day of the week

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I’ve been a prostitute, and I have been with a prostitute. As with any business, the things I’ve learned can be applied to other hookers. I’ve decided to take my years of knowledge as a storyteller, computer programmer, and motivational speaker, and distill that knowledge for the up and coming hooker.

1. Work out. This one easy step will lead to stacks of money in your pockets. Clients pay Top Dollar for good looking, super hard bodies. Check it…

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Don’t go buying giant overized, really heavy, stinkin like jet fuel, crayons.

2010 not only brought in a new decade, it also launched the new Major League sport of Synchronized Video Dancing, the MLSVD. Hugely popular in the Orient since the late 1980’s, Synchronized Video Dancing is coming to the West full steam with several major television stations signing on such as CBS, TNT, and A&E.

The following is a video of MLSVD star, Ming Luaning, the top paid player in the league:

*Ming scored an exceptional 7.8 – quite a difficult routine ringing in at a 5.5 degree of difficulty

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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Yes, national averages now top 10%. Unemployment continues to rise, but the untold story is not the economy. In journalism circles, that would be known as the told story. The untold story is robots. As the video below the fold shows, Honda (the same company that brought you wind-powered surfboards) is now creating robots that will be able to take your job. Even this poor rock eater now finds himself out of work. Please share this story on your facebook pages, and get the word out to fix our economy: Boycott Honda.

Crack PAO correspondent Largebuck interviewed the Rock Eater just days after he lost his job.

Largebuck: Were you given any idea that you were about to be terminated before it happened?

Rock Eater: No way man. Working for The Neverending Story, you know, you just think it will never end.

Largebuck: Yes, I can see how you might get that. Were any other stars laid off due to robot labor?

Rock Eater: You know, it all happened so fast man, and like, TNS was so secretive about it, I don’t really know the full extent of it yet. I do know that Falkor is still there. Lucky fucking dragon.

Largebuck: I don’t remember you talking like this in the movie. Are you, um, stoned?

Rock Eater: I am an actor, dammit. I didn’t talk like this in the movie cuz I was in character.

Largebuck: You seem to be avoiding my question.

Rock Eater: Look bro, I am out of work and may have drug tests coming up. I may have eaten some second hand stones at a party or something, I don’t know. Next question.

Largebuck: Any thoughts about your future?

Rock Eater: All I know is, I am not ever buying another Honda product again. Like, never.

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Go to Woot.com and get some DEALS!

Woot Off’s are approximately THIS exciting:

Not likely. Several critical flaws are in these pictures – such as reflections and sheer dumb product design. Who wants a giant stupid iPhone? We want something newer, cooler, and better. 27 more hours, bitches. It cometh on Wednesday! Here’s one more pic to hold you over.. Read the rest of this entry »

Law enforcement in Santaquin, UT says they were called to Coleman’s house for a domestic disturbance. They found no crime was committed, but he was was picked up because of a warrant stemming from a prior incident.

The jailer told TMZ the warrant for which Coleman was arrested was for domestic violence incident in 2009. Coleman was cited, but never showed up for court, thus the warrant.

He is currently being held on $1,725 bail.

Monday morning update — Gary Coleman is still in custody. On Sunday night, he had a hot dog, chili, and some vegetables for dinner.

via Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Violence | TMZ.com.

A mystery object from f’ng space is about to buzz close by Earth on Wednesday. It won’t hit, but no one knows WTF it is.

Astronomers say it may be Lohan, space junk or it could be a tiny asteroid. It’s 33 to 50 feet wide at most – and is into heavy drugs.

NASA says that on Wednesday at 7:47 a.m. EST, it will streak by, naked, missing Earth by about 80,000 miles. In the western US it may be hot enough to be seen with a good amateur porn star.

via Mystery Object to Whizz by Earth Wednesday – ABC News.

Much sooner than most expected, a replacement has been found for the popular nude photo sharing activity of ‘Sexting’. Its called ‘Virtual Skinny Dipping’. People as young as school children have began the nude video chat room revolution using popular video chat software such as Apple’s iChat.

“What this involves is two people, usually a man and a woman, connected to the internet, a video camera, no clothing and iChat. Sometimes a third, even fourth or fifth person can join the virtual video chat room. As you might expect, the group removes all clothing, changes the iChat room background to ‘The Ocean’ or somewhere exotic, then hops back into the picture. All parties are nude, hence the term ‘Virtual Skinny Dipping’.”
- Dr. Roy Quarters

Polls regularly show that about one in five North Americans have skinny-dipped, in other words ‘have been nude’, in mixed company by the age of 8. So if humans just think of this online behavior as a virtual skinny dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of more naked chicks.

Pineappleope.com will keep you posted as the story develops

Unfortunately, there’s only one semi-sexy scene in James Cameron’s blockbuster “Avatar,” but what couldn’t be shown in theaters you’ll be able to watch in the privacy of your own home.

Cameron admitted in a recent group interview that “Avatar” did have a sex scene between Zoe Saldana’s Neytiri, a Na’vi, and the avatar of Sam Worthington’s character, Jake Sully, but he cut it out in favor of a PG-13 rating.

The sex scene itself contains full frontal nudity, both male and female, and last around 25 minutes long. Cameron explained that the scene will really tie together the entire film and viewers should especially be excited for the graphic uncut version, clocking in at 4 hours and 36 minutes.

“That [scene] will be something for the special edition DVD, if you want to see how they have sex,” Cameron said.

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THIS IS THE LONG AWAITED “iPhone killer”

PAO had exclusive hands on time with the Google Universe back in 2009

Tuesday at 1 p.m. ET, Google will make an announcement related to its Android smartERphone operating system.

It’s expected to be the launch of Google’s Universe phone — the company’s first full-on leap into the smartERphone fray and one that will put the online giant toe-to-toe with the current hot phone of the market, the iPhone.

Google scheduled the announcement for the day before the annual Consumer Electronics Show — the Super Bowl of the technology world. In doing so, the tech giant is taking a page from the Apple playbook, rolling out a big announcement in the relatively clean air right before news from CES floods the tech world for days.

While the Google-Universe-phone buzz has centered on whether Google can take down the Apple iPhone, analysts say its more likely Google will unseat Apple than Blackberry.

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