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Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she finds herself in… like missionary and reversed-backwords-reverse-doggy

PAO will not be closing. The FBI has rescinded on the closing of PAO

Great Job Team

Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.

PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however..
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Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help – in the form of a meat popsicle. The nude photos she had taken for her hot new girlfriend were nowhere to be found on her porn ridden computer, so she frantically called Dell for some hot help. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz “the black boner” Shaikh, one of the top Dell tech’s in all of India, and gave him permission to search, frisk, and fondle her PC remotely. What happened next was better than a night of ChatRoulette, said Fitzgerald:

“I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.. slowly and sexily.” Read the rest of this entry »

A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

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Another iPod you don’t need… the iTouch 4G

“The iTouch 4G is 4 users who want the iPhone experience sans AT&T and Calling“ - Bill Paxwell, Apple iPod Engineer

INTERESTING FACTOIDS:

- DUEL COLORS! Black and Blackish-White!

- Monochrome Screen switch – for saving battery life! (45 days stand-by on single charge)

- 2MP camera, for sexting*

- iBook functionality, 10 free iBooks (selected by iBook inventor)

- Integrated Microphone for recording nature sounds

*with wi-fi connection

Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust – TIME.

A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html#ixzz0tToH8VWF

7-Eleven Stores are celebrating their 83rd birthday and want you to enjoy the excitement by offering a FREE 7.11 oz. Slurpee when you buy a pack of smokes. Get out of the hot weather and take advantage of this fiery cool offer. This event will occur on July 11th from 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.

Run like there is something to frolic about. RUN FOR THE BEST CAUSE EVER.

Run the Krit Classic II

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Run it, Sunday June 6th

..or walk like a slow mo fo

Al is divorcing Tipper. After 40 years of marriage, former vice president Al has had enough from his sexless marriage to Tipper Gore.

Possible reasons behind the split:

- Al was sleeping around with Green Peace front-woman Sandy DeWaltz.

- Tipper doesn’t buy Al’s global warming bs

Maria, celeb apprentice got axed. Why? Because she outted Curtis for taking a big dump in her dressing room (after they banged). And whats that???

…And she endorsed Brett Michaels! … and in a way PAO does too, poison

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breaking: MILEY CYRUS’s career is going down in flames! Caught on tape trying to turn a gay man straight! Watch LIVE.

What the naysayers say:

AGAIN, Apple has lost its hands on the new iPhone – Clumsy Apple employees have lost the sacred iPhone 4G in a Vietnam opium den outside of Hanoi. The main actor in the video below claims he bartered $4000 worth of opium for full possession of the Apple wireless telephone.

PAO has verified that the phone in this video is in fact the new iPhone, and it certainly looks like the real deal, from the flat, glossy front and back panels to the new, flat aluminum edges, the front-facing camera, the camera flash in back, and the new microSIM slot, similar to the one on the just-released iPad.

When asked, the main actor in the above video said he could not confirm nor deny rumors about the iPhone running on Verizon.

Unfortunately, it looks like the handset refuses to boot; instead, all we can see on the display is a picture of a fireball and some apparent debug text in the bottom corner of the screen. May have been caused by amateur hacking.

One thing is for sure: The Vietnamese love the Bee Gees. How deep is your love

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