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[solo project] Thom Yorke to ditch Radiohead

Thom Yorke, a talented but little-known backup singer for the band Radiohead, has decided to break with the band over apparent “artistic differences”. The band Radiohead made a big splash at the Grammy’s last year when they showed up to replace Britney Spears, even pulling off some of her own dance moves in unison, leading many critics to say that they had become little more than a boy band and generating a public outcry. Apparently tempers flared after the bad PR, and Thom has been working ever since on his so-called “nuevo-huevo” rock project.

“I originally started this project as a medium to explore a fusion of R&B, Mariachi and Acid Jazz, but after SB 1070 hit I decided I could stay silent about the project no longer and want to begin touring as soon as this Fall. If I reach even one person with the beauty of this music, it will have been worth losing my finger in that cymbal accident.” – TY

Yorke’s unnamed project is being influenced by hip-hop heavyweight B-Real, who is expected to produce a live album from the tour. Other hip-hop/r&b notables that will be appearing on tour with Yorke will be Darren Robinson a.k.a. “Buff Love” of the Fat Boys and R. Kelly. The first single, Blind as a Guvnah, is now available for free download on http://www.waste.uk.com/

 

[rock doc] These guys don’t know how to spell LDAP

 

[Brain Melt] This make brain melts – repaost

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[iPhone 4 Rumor Mill] Release date, new ‘iOdor’ feature??

Two late breaking Friday rumors:

1. Jobs, Steve, will be announcing the new iPhone this coming Monday, June 7th. Get fuckin ready.

2. Ready for this? Maybe its TOO crazy to be real.. but we’ve got 3 sources from Foxconn who are reporting a “groundshattering” feature to iPhone4. They could not give any details other than “its under your nose”. Is it the fabled “iOdor” ??

We know it will have voice and video.. so.. does this mean the iPhone4 will have SMELLs?  Imagine what this will do to the App Store!! Imagine the cookbooks! The “adult” games! Holy crap.. I am salivatin, yo.

For those still stuck with the outgoing, dead, “worm eaten” iPhones, we give you a consolation prize – free wallpaper (cut to your iPhone home screen dimensions). Click on to get that.. too bad you won’t be able to smell it though. Daang. Read the rest of this entry »

 

[More Amazing Race] The Krit Classic II, Sunday June 6th

Run like there is something to frolic about. RUN FOR THE BEST CAUSE EVER.

Run the Krit Classic II

The Krit Classic II

http://kritclassic.com

Run it, Sunday June 6th

..or walk like a slow mo fo

 

[using maths] how to tie shoelaces

 

[Ukranian sand animation] Will melt your brain if you have one

 
 

[the bits keep coming] Keep in mind, this is all just 1s and 0s

 

[KlaBlam!] Set brain to “melt”

 

[Elohim rules] Mormon God wears blue long sleeve t-shirts

 
 

[war on drugs] learning to read with kittens

Shortly after this video was made, the FDA required child proof containers be placed around all of the fun drugs.

 

[UPDATE] New form of Date Rape concerns Capitol Hill

Drink Coaster

Lawmakers are meeting in emergency sessions to discuss a disturbing growing national trend. A variation on Bro Rape and Organ Harvesting, young men are waking up finding themselves disoriented and without their beloved Playstation 3s. Chaim Needleblayer is one of the few victims to have come out in public and admit is has happened to him, and his visit on tomorrow’s “The Today Show” should bring this issue into national attention, but PAO has the first scoop with this interview with Chaim.

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[freedom of speech] Easy E is rolling over in his grave

 

[gun control] Fully Automatic Assault Weapons for Teenagers #lego

 
 

[denuded racism] Whitest Boy Alive! Golden Cage. #McFetridge