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MAILBAG Monday

Holo, readers.

Today is Monday, and Mondays in the offices we usually dig into the mailbag to hear what yous have to say. Not much to report today since really, who writes letters anymore? We did, however, get one gem to share. Check. This. Out: Read the rest of this entry »

 

National Donut Day 2011

In observance of National Donut Day, the following vendors are offering FREE donuts:

  • Krispy Kreme offers a free donut with no purchase necessary at participating US/CAN retail locations
  • Dunkin Donuts offers a free donut with beverage purchase at participating locations
  • Tim Hortons offers a free donut with beverage purchase (printable coupon)

 

2010 European Pole Dancing Championships

This is a self explanatory paost. I won’t bore you with details or buildup. Put down that egg mcmuffin and get ready for some Monday madness:

 
 

[Guaranteed Poon] – JAWS pipeline surfing at NIGHT

well this guy is about to get more sweet poontang than most of us could even dream of. check this out:

Mark Visser Rides JAWS at Night! from Fortrus Sports on Vimeo.

I suspect he’ll be tappin this one HARD very soon..

 

[Boob Videos] Jingle Bells via Boob Kazoo

Remember the kazoo? Yeah.. it’s old school, and practically extinct.

Today, a new kazoo-ish musical instrument has been discovered. Take a straw, giant boobs, and blow. Check it. This girl does some wild things to her giant voluptuous breasts, all while keeping things totally SFW. It’s shocking, amazing, and quite musical. Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Tunesday] Baby Monkey, Riding on a Pig

Rock on, baby monkey. Rock.. On.

 

[Drug School] Stoner’s ChatRoulette – HighStranger

We’ve been running in stealth for the past few months, as we’ve negotiated deals and developed software (that’s done), but it seems you’ve broken the seal on the jar of kind bud, so we’re announcing on TechCrunch:

http://HighStranger.com

“Chatroulette for High People!”

Peace,

Dude

PS: We’re in LA and we’re looking for our head of marketing, PR, and social media. Maybe a hot designer, too :)

via HighStranger Is Chatroulette, For Stoners.

 
 

[2 Girls] Arnold Watches 2 Girls, 1 Cup

Arnold is late to the party with the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon, but the reaction is priceless!

If you’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup:
1. Be thankful
2. This might not make sense. The music playing is from that video.

  • SHE’S SQUEEZING IT LIKE A SPAGHETTI! LAWL’D ÜBER HARD!
  • NEVA GONNA TO GET A BONA AGAIN!
  • GET TO THE HUMMA!
  • She has teeth like a horse!!!!!!!
 

[Fights] Hawaiian Gamerz Brawl the Bullies, Brah.. plus, Alana Blanchard!

Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.

PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however..
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Jessica Biel – the definitive gallery.

The PAO street team did some research before we allowed this one to hit the wires. The reviews came back GLOWING. Some words:

  • Joey M – i wish i was her. seriously. i’d have more fun with this fun bags than a god damn prop comedian.
  • Marsha R – well, that does it. i’m engaged, but i would give it all up for one night with Jessica Biel.
  • Frank L – My greatest dream – for my twin daughters to seduce Jessica Biel and film it – just for me.
  • Anne-Marie T - Mon dieu! Qui-est? QUI EST? JE WANT.
  • CEO of Pineappleope Enterprises – I wll be requiring some time alone. Disperse. Immediately. GOOOOO.