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There is no better way to get in shape than dancing in a thong, to the beat of a boombox.

You say you don’t have a boombox? Not to worry… Sans Boombox thong dancing gets your in similar shape:

This is a self explanatory paost. I won’t bore you with details or buildup. Put down that egg mcmuffin and get ready for some Monday madness:

well this guy is about to get more sweet poontang than most of us could even dream of. check this out:

Mark Visser Rides JAWS at Night! from Fortrus Sports on Vimeo.

I suspect he’ll be tappin this one HARD very soon..

PAO action will be significantly reduced due to the impending Blizzard of 2011. PAO staff are hitting the slopes in search of the elusive brazilian snow bunny

Great Job Team

Continue to our Tasteful Snow Bunny Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »

One day until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com. This will be the LAST update on XMAS countdown.

Due to the impending holiday, PAO will not be featuring a Q&A session today. Pineappleope.com would like to inform you about the lack of coverage expected next week, due to PAO’s mandatory holiday break.

Great Job Team

HERE IS YOUR PAO HOLIDAY BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Seven days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is Santa Real?
From: Theresa, FL

Theresa, I just want to first thank you for your question, thank you. In short, No. No, sorry. He is just a character made up by some adults. Basically it is just a silly rumor to get children to do what they are told. Parents are the ones who put presents in your stockings.

-Ronny PAO Employee

1. Carrie Prejean

OR

2. Vanessa Hudgens

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SEE THEIR NAUGHTINESS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Two weeks until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why do chicks want to make out with me under mistletoe?
From: Ritchie, WY

Thanks for the question, Ritchie. The custom of making out under mistletoe may be related to a super hot Scandinavian goddess (possibly pictured above). Frigga, the goddess of love in Norse mythology, is strongly and sexually associated with mistletoe, which has been used as a decoration in homes for thousands of years. Mistletoe is associated with many pagan rituals. In fact, the Christian church disliked the plant so much, thanks to its pagan associations, that it forbade its use in any form, even the smoke form. Some English churches continued this ban as late as the 20th century. According to Charles Panati’s excellent book, Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, holly became a Christian substitute for mistletoe, which is why we “deck the halls” with it. The sharply pointed leaves in holly were supposed to symbolize the thorns in Christ’s crown and the red berries were to symbolize his blood. And so, all of that is why we suck face under it. Its also been known to enhance holiday cheer.
-P.Segal, PAO Employee

1. Sarah

OR

2. Tiffany & Crystal

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Golfing with chicks SUCKS, man, you know it, we all know it. But sometimes they make up for sucking..

PAO got word it has expanded beyond 60,000

Hard facts below

The Bullet Points

• Visitors up 327.81% month over month
• 61K Visiting a month
• 160+ Countries in the Eastern and Western Hemisphere find enjoyment at PAO. Apply here
• 

Free vacations on PAO

Continue to the PAO SIXTY THOUSAND PLUS PICTORIAL >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Minka the Zebra

Aerobics Minka

Minka Reaching in Summer Attire

CLICK FOR MUUUUCH MORE, AND PAO EXCLUSIVE PICS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Remember the kazoo? Yeah.. it’s old school, and practically extinct.

Today, a new kazoo-ish musical instrument has been discovered. Take a straw, giant boobs, and blow. Check it. This girl does some wild things to her giant voluptuous breasts, all while keeping things totally SFW. It’s shocking, amazing, and quite musical. Read the rest of this entry »

PAO researchers, working on their “flesh of the stars” project, have come across a mildly decent scene of lesbian action between Amy Adams and Lauren German .

Synopsis:

In the scene, the babes find a room and chat for about 10 seconds. German, who appears to “wear the pants”, strikes first in the big make out scene. Iit appears that Lauren is hungry for a hot buttered muffin, and Amy is wildly confused about her feelings. It is deep and moving.

Check out the scene and a freebie of Ms German after the jumparooo! Read the rest of this entry »

Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.