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Sometimes, working for a high profile, high powered company like Pineappleope forces you to test limits. It forces you to do whatever it takes to get things done. Today was a day like that. Drink all afternoon and then log into work at midnight. The team is counting on you. What do you do???

1. Concoct a beverage to keep things interesting. Guinness and iced coffee. DONE.

2. Get your stuff done. DONE.

3. Wait on inferior teammates to do their shit. Not done.

4. In case of 3 failing, like it is right now, analyze PAO stats.  PAO stats are a never ending source of knowledge and power.

5. In case of 4, share with the world some of this new power that feeds your brains. SO, what do creatures of the night need from PAO? Here’s a rare glimpse into the private data of PAO datacenters..

Claymation porn

extreme bikini

Maria+Kanellis+playboy

vanessa hudgens nude

olympic nipple slips

looking+at+a+boner

ashley+tisdale+no+clothes

carrie prejean video

jessica+biel

So there ya have it.. no one wants anything but some hot action tonight. Way to go, team. Way.. to.. go.

ever wander what a HOPA was? or a HPOA? This chick tries to show you – she quit her job for being labeled a HPOA. See if you can figure it out! more photoz at thechive!

The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she finds herself in… like missionary and reversed-backwords-reverse-doggy

Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.

PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however..
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The PAO street team did some research before we allowed this one to hit the wires. The reviews came back GLOWING. Some words:

• Joey M – i wish i was her. seriously. i’d have more fun with this fun bags than a god damn prop comedian.
• Marsha R – well, that does it. i’m engaged, but i would give it all up for one night with Jessica Biel.
• Frank L – My greatest dream – for my twin daughters to seduce Jessica Biel and film it – just for me.
• Anne-Marie T - Mon dieu! Qui-est? QUI EST? JE WANT.
• CEO of Pineappleope Enterprises – I wll be requiring some time alone. Disperse. Immediately. GOOOOO.

Check out the latest shots of Ashley Tisdale from our Hawaiian paohilton correspondent (who remains nameless for anonymity)!

What more could you want? Ashley Tisdale in a skimpy bikini – all for you! See the BIG gallery .. Read the rest of this entry »

Supposedly there’s something to these photos related to PETA – the People Eating Tasty Animals movement. Something like that. We’re not sure what the deal is because.. well.. between these big tits and luscious DSL‘s .. we’re pretty distracted. Throw a comment in if you have any clue what the hell this mayhem is.. and bust to the break to see some more action.

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Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.

Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.

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So, anyone who’s anyone watched Heroes. Come on, you know you wanted to save that cheerleader right? Yeah you did. We all did. Well that cheerleader is growing up fast – and it looks like Hayden Panettiere is not totally sure of what side of the sex fence she’s on. Rumors fly around that she’s into dudes, chicks, and occasionally both.

Really – she’s been caught flashing and putting her mouth on all kinds of things lately.. from breasts to big trophies. PAO investigated and caught her in many acts..

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POLL TIME. Personally I enjoy bikini time but PAO recently interviewed Olivia Wilde to see what she thought about it all.. click through to find out more.
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Sometimes, nature freaks out. It has an overwhelming splurge of natural ability that cannot be contained by any normal definition of itself. This, my friends, is one-such occurrence. I present you.. THE DOUBLE RAINBOW:

For the true meaning of a double rainbow.. READ ON: Read the rest of this entry »

Independence day falls on July 4th this year, for most Americans and Jessica Simpson, it is this coming Sunday.

For only US citizens this is a Federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. While US citizens don’t have to work on the 4th, you will still see illegal migrants manning hot dog stands and crushing lemons for fresh lemonade.

A few observations:

Great Job Team

Yes folks, the MLSVD (Major League Synchronized Video Dancing) is back, and as inspirational as ever. Blondie Shay dances her face off to some of the most inspirational audio we’ve heard in months. Sporting an inspiring black thong, Shay is really going for it this time…

Judges Said:

- THAT ENDING!!! THAT ENDING!!! WHAT A FUCKING TEASE!!!

You’ve earned that spanking, from three chicks! Two of whom have really nice upper bodies, WATCH YOUR BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing much to report here. Its hot and steamy, and time to slam some cold ones.

Here’s some motivation – soon, that smelly footed weird chick across the bar will start looking like these photos. If not, keep drinkin, pal.