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What is Blosics? Its a combination of the Blo-job and the Destruction of structures. All in accordance with the laws of physics. How do you play? Palm your mouse and click into the game link below

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Mix a little oil with a sexy dancer, blast some techno beats, and you got one sexy MLSVD match… (For those not in the know: MLSVD is Major League Synchronized Video Dancing)

Crowd said:

- This waz on DirectTV like a week ago, hi def FTW!

More on oil doping + The Uncensored Version of the above MLSVD match >>> Read the rest of this entry »

While most NHL’s superstars and decent goal scorers are making moves on the ice in Vancouver, the Edmonton Oilers’ Mike Comrie was making moves in Hawaii, where he proposed to his long time girlfriend, Hilary Duff, and then received a blow job.

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Yep, Here she is. Babe Olympian Leryn Franco, ex javelin thrower (summer Olympics) … Doing what she does best

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Major League Synchronized Video Dancing, The MLSVD. As seen here. Today’s matchup features a brunette versus another Brunette. Enjoy

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2010 not only brought in a new decade, it also launched the new Major League sport of Synchronized Video Dancing, the MLSVD. Hugely popular in the Orient since the late 1980’s, Synchronized Video Dancing is coming to the West full steam with several major television stations signing on such as CBS, TNT, and A&E.

The following is a video of MLSVD star, Ming Luaning, the top paid player in the league:

*Ming scored an exceptional 7.8 – quite a difficult routine ringing in at a 5.5 degree of difficulty

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“the irony here is that it is a butter knife”

Parkour or l’art du déplacement, is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one’s path by adapting one’s movements to the environment.

- Wow, that’s a big tree!

- Not very ninja like..

BONUS STUNT TUESDAY >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Here are the Top Olympic Figure Skaters with the Most Potential Olympic Hopefulness of All Time:

1. Christy Yamaguchi
2. Tonya Harding

Bonus: Words that Rhyme AND Topless Tonya Harding AND Figure Skating Nipple Slips Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »

2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit tv program Dancing with the Stars.

Did you know: Figure skating was an Olympic sport before there was an Olympic Winter Games. Figure skating first appeared at the London 1908 Olympic Summer Games with events for pairs and singles (indoor ice rinks could be kept cold even in hot weather). Ice dancing joined the Olympic Winter Games in 1976, when the Games were held in Innsbruck, Austria. The compulsory figures competition was dropped from the figure skating program prior to the Albertville 1992 Olympic Winter Games.

Oksana Baiul - PAO's Long Time Favorite Olympic Figure Skater

At the Olympic Games. Each of figure skating’s four disciplines are adjudicated by a separate panel of 9 International Skating Union (ISU) championship judges using a computer scoring system to measure the quality of each performance. Before each event, there is a secret and random draw to determine which judges’ scores will form the result of the segment. Only seven of the 9 scores are used. A new draw is done for each segment.

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Various designs decorate the head and blade. Nine rows of round-headed tacks circle the handle. Copper wire is wrapped around the handle in two places. The inside of the handle is hollow, making the pipe stem. There are teeth marks on the pipe stem.

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I laugh at this for the time becaus there no ice where i from but this is ice and oucjh i no think it feel good! i think he live but noise and scream are loud so no know!

According to a new poll, most humans believe Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with over 25 women. ‘Woods popularity was also surveyed in the poll which shows his popularity has plummeted in the weeks since his now-infamous car crash and infidelity admission, according to a new poll.

In the survey conducted December 16-20, Woods’ favorable rating dropped to 34 percent. That compares to a rating of 60 percent in early December, days after Woods’ crash.
In 2005, the star golfer’s favorable rating was at 85 percent.

When asked how many women Tiger was believed to have slept with during his Marriage, the results came as quite a shock. 87 percent of people surveyed believe Tiger had sexual relations with over 25 women. While 7 percent believe ‘Woods laid more than 40 women and less than 2 percent answered that the “Tiger Woods Scandal” is a hoax.

Views of women and men differed; 81 percent of men still liked Woods, compared with 13 percent of women, the poll showed.

Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (Woods) (born January 1, 1980) is the wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods. She used to work as a model and an au pair before her marriage.

Elin Nordegren woods with Top On...

AND…THIS IS WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR >>> Read the rest of this entry »

If you happen to be reading this sentence while sitting in your cubicle at Fidelity Investments, then you’d better stop. Immediately. We cannot guarantee your safety. You’re only one click away from creating a fantasy league, and that would be a serious violation of company policy. In fact, you’ll get FIRED.

According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fidelity recently axed four league commissioners in the Fantasy Purge of ‘09.

Cameron Pettigrew, who worked as a “relationship manager in a private client group” (which sounds a lot like the job description of a fantasy commish), was among those terminated:

“Firing a guy for being in a $20 fantasy league? Let’s be honest, that’s a complete overreaction,” said Pettigrew, who lives in Grapevine and has an MBA from the University of Texas at Arlington. “In this economic time, especially. To fire people over something like this, it’s just cold.”

That does seem cold. But multi-billion-dollar financial services corporations are not generally known for their warmth. Apparently there are anti-gambling rules in place at Fidelity. (Midcap funds, heck yeah! Football leagues, no).

Said Fidelity spokesman Vin Loporchio: “We have clear policies that relate to gambling. Participation in any form of gambling through the use of Fidelity time or equipment or any other company resource is prohibited. … We want our employees to be focused on our customers and clients.”

They react to allegations of fantasy involvement swiftly, it seems.

[Pettigrew] said he never sent any fantasy football emails at work or using his work email address. But the investigators found two instant messages that had fantasy football-related material.

“One of my buddies sent me something about how bad Trent Edwards(notes) was playing or something like that,” Pettigrew said. “So they called me in and talked to me for about 90 minutes on everything I ever knew about fantasy football.“

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Eleven days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is it true Ricky Henderson (of the Oakland Athletics) was born on Christmas Day?
From: Dale R., NV

Dear Dale. Yes, its true. Ricky Henderson was born Christmas 1958. He went on to become one of, if not the best baseball player in MLB history.
-J.Smillweed, PAO Employee

Making friends in Montana

Largebuck here. Out here in Montana they take bull riding and stuff real serious. In order to blend in with the natives, I decided I better attend to my inexperience with some much needed practice. After loading up the Land Rover with seagull jerky, and lacing several gallons of water with methamphetamine, I began searching for a ranch to practice my craft. I began the search the lands around the cabin, using a rigid grid pattern. But something in the peyote buttons I was chewing on reacted with the seagull meat or the meth, I am not sure which. In any case, my search grid took on a fractal dimension the second day. By day three I was just driving around willy nilly when I stumbled onto a whole dairy filled with bovine like creatures. I peered through my third eye to see more clearly, and they were in fact cattle! Elated, I began by earning the creatures trust. Leaving my .44 Magnum in the Land Rover, I stripped down to show them I was unarmed. At this point I proceeded into the field, unmolested by the hairy beasts, who for some reason seemed to be mildly anxious about my presence. Alas, I searched the nether regions of every single cow in the ranch and not a single one had cock or balls! In other words, no bulls, and no bull riding. I will have to find some other way to blend in here. But being on the dairy farm did bring up an interesting question that I beg our readers to explain. Please see the poll after the break…

Supposition: Suppose a prison has a dairy, and as depicted in the Kurt Vonnegut novel Breakfast of Champions, the prisoners have sex with the cows and the milk from the cows is sold to the public.
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