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The biggest thing to happen to surfers since skateboarding: Tarp Surfing

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Roger Chen trains for the national bagging championship

Basketball is an easy sport as this video demonstrates.

IS THIS FAKE OR REAL?

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“Personal excitement about the Air Chair is not required because if you have had the opportunity to ride one you already have it, if you have not ridden one yet you will immediately become an advocate after your first flight.”

RIGHT NOW, you can BUY the AIR CHAIR BUSINESS as it is up For SALE: http://www.airchair.com/

The other kind of air chairing* ….

(*not for sale)

Some people have accused PAO of being too scholastic, highbrow, sophisticated, and other things you illiterates would need a dictionary to look up. Aint true. We sponsor many programs for dumbasses that can’t read. Like these instructions on proper pimp slap technique. Sure there are words, but the pictures can help you sound them out.

Yes folks, the MLSVD (Major League Synchronized Video Dancing) is back, and as inspirational as ever. Blondie Shay dances her face off to some of the most inspirational audio we’ve heard in months. Sporting an inspiring black thong, Shay is really going for it this time…

Judges Said:

- THAT ENDING!!! THAT ENDING!!! WHAT A FUCKING TEASE!!!

You’ve earned that spanking, from three chicks! Two of whom have really nice upper bodies, WATCH YOUR BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

This is for those ppl who were unable to watch the USA vs England match because the game is soo long… here is a reenactment of the match which cuts out 80 or so boring minutes of ball kicking. Plastic people have replaced humans to keep production costs down.

The take away…

- Tha Engrish golie is terrible

- Goal tender on the English side blew the game for England. What idiocy

WIDGET ATTACK!

From somewhere else:

Fire up Soccer Balls and line up a series of vengeful shots. This is for third grade kickball, ref! And this is for that college basketball tournament! I never fouled anybody! Wham! Wham! Wham! Yeah, who’s in charge now, ref? Who’s in charge now?

World champion roller-skater Taig Khris may have set a new world record by jumping off the Eiffel Tower with skates on, pending a drug test.

WATCH THE STUNT:

Officials chime in:

- Has Red bull ran out of great ideas and now they are down to d-bag sports. Truly one of the wussiest things ever witnessed.

Spring Training for MLSVD (Major League Synchronized Video Dancing) has hit, and PAO got its hands on some amatureish video featuring aspiring amature MLSVD players. Here is Samantha, trying her best, but ultimately not making the cut:

Judges Said:

- Dis broad just ain’t MLSVD material yo!

MLSVD Spring Training Outtakes >>> Read the rest of this entry »

This is it folks, the ACTUAL video on how the 2012 Olympic mascots were developed. With Rainbows and metal. Awful. Try your hardest not to vomit

Back Story… When the official logo of the 2012 London Olympics was released three years ago, the odd puzzle-piece design was the object of so much scorn that organizers were desperate to avoid similar criticism when they unveiled the mascots for the Games on Wednesday. With the introduction of Wenlock and Mandeville….

The officials chime in….

- Uhhh.. alianz??

- The world ends in 2012, so who the f cares?

There are REAL actors wearing these bogus costumes

One of the top skateboarding moves of all time, the stair jump…

“I’m BLEEDING OUT of MY BALLLSS dude!!!!”

“I’m Fucking Bleeding!!”

Lookin at Lucky wins the second Ultimate Horse Race of the year. Super Saver failed to meet expectations and blew a possible Triple Crown.

In honor of the Preakness, we have a music video about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. It’s a cartoon and your children might enjoy it.

Comments heard around the globe during the Preakness and after watching the Video

- Awsome and fantastic

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Reader Responses:

- I’ll probably win after watching that

- What does this have to do with cheerleader?!?!

A minor ski accident destroys an older mans life, for the day. Really great ski footage that makes you feel like your REALLY there pulling off daffys and helicopters. Personally, I felt like James Bond for a minute

Viewers React:

- typical skiers, they’re either think they own the hill or they act like little pussies

Grab your Slo-Mo Balloon Condom Bonus!!! >>> Read the rest of this entry »