The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:
priceless
Current Battles:
Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.
After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).
Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO
10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.
Yes folks, the MLSVD (Major League Synchronized Video Dancing) is back, and as inspirational as ever. Blondie Shay dances her face off to some of the most inspirational audio we’ve heard in months. Sporting an inspiring black thong, Shay is really going for it this time…
Judges Said:
- I cannot get enough, this video is giving me the strength to do just about Anything
- Shoulve pic’d a higher tempo song imo
- THAT ENDING!!! THAT ENDING!!! WHAT A FUCKING TEASE!!!
You’ve earned that spanking, from three chicks! Two of whom have really nice upper bodies, WATCH YOUR BONUS >>>Read the rest of this entry »
Pineappleope.com is suiting up for the 2nd biggest weekend of the year, Kentucky Derby Weekend. For the uneducated, the Kentucky Derby is a horse race, quite famous in PAO offices around the country.
As a special Treat from Pineappleope.com to you, here is a secret recipe to construct the Official PAO Traditional Kentucky Derby Drink, the Mint Julip Elixir
4 c. water
2 c. sugar
4 c. loosely packed fresh mint leaves, chopped
4 c. bourbon
Crushed ice
Fresh mint leaves
Combine water and sugar in a medium saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium and cook for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to low, add chopped mint leaves and simmer 30 minutes. Let syrup stand at room temperature overnight. Strain. Fill julep cups with crushed ice. Combine bourbon and mint syrup; pour over ice. Garnish with mint.
Posted in LDAP, Sporting on 12/03/2010 09:48 am by chief
The Super Giant Slalom is an Alpine skiing discipline. McChill is the fastest Super G skiier of all time.
Beach-go-er-s said:
- i have never in my life seen skis like that, im a water and snow skier, the yellow skis have fins mounted on them and are way too thick to be snow skis, the black pair could be powder boards but unless your in 5ft of champagne their way too fat to be useful
- Uh, ok. Must be fun floating in the water with soggy boots and floating skis on your feet. NOT!
In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.
“Personal excitement about the Air Chair is not required because if you have had the opportunity to ride one you already have it, if you have not ridden one yet you will immediately become an advocate after your first flight.”
Some people have accused PAO of being too scholastic, highbrow, sophisticated, and other things you illiterates would need a dictionary to look up. Aint true. We sponsor many programs for dumbasses that can’t read. Like these instructions on proper pimp slap technique. Sure there are words, but the pictures can help you sound them out.
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