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The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:

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Current Battles:

Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.

After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).

Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO

10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.

Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.

The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.

The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!

On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.

The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.

The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.

The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.

You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.

9.8 out of possible 10

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What we KNOW - its called the iTablet - its coming to Verizon and ATT - it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore - it will read ebooks - it will have full screen apps - it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS - it will replace your iphone and your ipod - it will blow your fcking mind - it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!) - it will have an OLED screen - you will get laid if you have one

What we don’t know - will it cure herpes? - will it work on TMobile - will it have a front facing camera? - how is its Sexting abilities? - can it stream porn? - can it play DIVX porn? - will it have multi touch porn apps? - how many fart apps will run on it at the same time? - can my mom use it? - can your mom use it?

And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:

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One can only speculate.. but if we were the gambling sort, we’d definitely wager that this was the sex toy Carrie Prejean uses in her homemade sex video. Carrie was not available to comment unfortunately.

JimmyJane is referring to the Form 2 as a rabbit vibe (and given its resemblance to a certain Sanrio character, it’s not hard to see why). But don’t be fooled: this isn’t the Rabbit Pearl you’re dealing with. The Form 2 is a world away from the toy that was the toast of the “Sex and the City” set.

Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied (NSFW) – Form 2 sex toy review – Gizmodo.

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It’s a tough weekend for movies. You have the option of watching The Hills’ Audrina Patridge in ‘Sorority Row’ or the three D cartoon movie ’9′.

PAO attended early screenings for both films last week in NYC. PAO Reviewers gave ‘Sorority Row’ a 8.5, while ’9′ received a 4.

Hear what everone else is saying:

“Sorority Row does rollercoasters one better” -Jake Illsworth

“Audrina iz(sp) fuckin’ hot” -Tiffany Ames

“9 lacks the charm of Toy Story” -Gregg Funbourne

“Sorority Row is the MUST SEE of ’09″ -Tom Payne

 
Sorority Row is Rated R for strong bloody violence, partying, language, sexuality/nudity and partying.

9 should be Rated PG but its Rated PG-13 for violence and scary images.

 

Spoiler Alert: Audrina Patridge dies in the very first few minutes of ‘Sorority Row’

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Which photo is your favorite? Yeah she’s wearing clothes but what do you think? Or should she just stick to not wearing a shirt?

Wikipedia says:

Wilde was born in New York City on March 10, 1984 as Olivia Jane Cockburn. Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Corkhill Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander and Patrick, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell. Her paternal grandfather was the Irish-born novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Wilde has said that as a result of her family background, she has a “strong journalistic streak”, being “really critical and analytical”.[1] She has wanted to become an actress since the age of two.[1] For a short time, Olivia’s family had a house in Guilford, Vermont, USA. Wilde attended Georgetown Day School in Washington, D.C., as well as Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts, and subsequently moved to Dublin, Ireland, where she attended The Gaiety School of Acting.[1] She initially began working as a casting assistant.

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“If form and function hijacked a ship it would be called the HMS Oakley Eyepatch.”

They Say:

Yaar matey. Whether ye have one eye or ye have em both, shield yer eyes from harsh glare reflected off flat surfaces like snow, pavement, and water with the Oakley Eyepatch Polarized Sunglasses. To give you the highest quality optics available, Oakley milled the Eyepatch’s lenses from a single piece of impact-resistant Plutonite polycarbonate. The result is a sunglass that’s as functional on the lake or on the road as it is fashionable. Oakley’s new Square O logos prove this Eyepatch is a genuine Oakley article

PAO Says:

After receiving a pair of these Oakley Sunglasses, PAO was bummed out to find they come with two lenses – they look like normal glasses. These DO NOT LOOK LIKE AN EYEPATCH.

This is looking like a misguided attempt by Oakley to cash in on Pirate Fever.

FINAL RATING: * 1 star out of a possible 10

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Simply put, the Teflon-coated back just feels and looks a lot better than the iPhone’s—now crappy looking, I admit—plastic back. The Hero’s polytetrafluoroethylene—the technical name for DuPont’s Teflon—coating feels perfect in your hand. It doesn’t appear to get any skin oil at all. No greasy fingerprints, just a perfect matte finish no matter how much I touched it.

It feels and looks like a white thermal tile out of NASA’s shuttle.

via Gizmodo – Materials: The HTC Hero’s Teflon Coating Makes the iPhone Feel Like Junk – iPhone 3G.

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Of 50 proof whiskey!
With a demon on the front!!!
Aint no Capri, son.

For those rabid mazefinger fans, and for those poor saps without iPhones who would like to present the MIT Maze Pen. This pen provided a solid 10 minutes of maze running action, as we worked to move the ball from one end of the pen to the other. Once we succeeded, we opened up new levels of play as we proceeded to move the ball back to the other end of the pen. All in all, a very satisfying experience but with limited replay value.

Ratings:
As a pen: *** (out of ten)
As a maze: ********** (out of ten)
As an iPhone replacement: ***** (out of ten)
NOTE: As an iPhone replacement, the maze pen sure impressed the girls but we were not able to place or recieve any calls. We might wait for a 3G version of the maze pen to be released, MIT says this will probably happen Q4 of 2009.

Mexico City, MX – PAO bargain hunters recently ducked into a vintage outlet store in an effort to avoid some infected swine flu carriers in downtown Mexico City.

The situation ended very positively – turns out the swine flu-ers were not infected – they were actually Mexican drug czars dressed up in pig suits, in their own efforts to avoid both the pig flu swine pandemico (pandemico is Spanish for pandemic).

The other positive note here is that our correspondents took refuge in some vintage Ikea furniture – likely left in Mexico hundreds of years ago by Swedish settlers Ponch de Leon and Columbono. The old furniture was intact with impossible to follow instructions and totally stupid tools. In the chair pictured here, the tools were empty shotgun shells which attached to some sort of wingnut contraption.

PAO’er Lance Monstoke said “it was like a monkey with piggy swine flu trying to fly fish in salt water”.  Sounds awful, Lance. He and Maria Chowdon, our 20yr old Brazilian intern, both enjoyed their time in the shop.

The chair does maintain a very rustic attitude of the olden times in Sweden – these days its nothing but hot bikini clad blonds – back back in the day, things were a  bear! Literally! Chairs and cars alike. This Bear Chair actually could walk, with a mini steam powered engine inside the assembly. Very cool – unfortunately the engine was removed in Mexico as a precaution. Swine flu is spread by steam and energy which is how it made the jump to humans from piglets.

In any case.. our researchers managed to bring this chair home for a hefty price of 35 pesos, and 2 viles of our in-house experimental swine vaccine. Nice work guys!

That is right. Hybrid Taxi. This is the way you do it folks. Save money on cards and buy nice cars. Like this guy. He got a hybrid, and now he has cross pollinated his taxi business with the Red Sox, creating his own brand. Take a seat Madison Avenue, we have got you beat!