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Lose that arm weight! And go sleeveless!
- Every guy wants a girl with one of them thingie mabobbers
- I have this thing.
- workout for sluts… im gonna buy my daughter one
A taste of how tasty broads began
Enter the Tasty Broad Gallery of Yesterday >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Reporters are reporting that Pineappleope.com has plans to bid on the second most valuable Internet domain: SEX.COM. This ultimate domain is headed to auction next week after the previous owner defaulted on its debts.
Escom LLC paid a reported $14 million for the Web site in 2006. But the company failed to repay debt owed to DOM Partners LLC, the New Jersey-based lender that helped finance the deal.
As a result, sex.com will be sold “as is” in the equivalent of a foreclosure sale, according to a letter from DOM Partners’ lawyers that was made public Tuesday. The auction is set for March 18 in New York, and bidders are required to appear with a certified check for $1 million to participate.
Pineappleope.com will be in New York with a certified check for $6 million under the assumption this SEX.COM bidding war will not go above $5.9 million. If the auction is won, Pineappleope.com promises to create an extremely racy and explicit web portal.
PAO will keep you informed how the auction goes down… with possible live-blogging.
Great Job Team
Chicks from the United States to Asia are Spring Breaking. PAO sent Carl Hedgwick on a mission: Capture as many SPRING BREAKErs as possible on an economy Digital Camera.
Spring Break FT. LAUDERDALE 2010!!
Continue your Spring Break 2010 Tour >>> Read the rest of this entry »
THIS JUST IN!! Verizon FIOS is sharing what you are looking for in the On Demand and DVR world. PAO researchers have busted this security breach wide open. The top results as of Tuesday, February 23 2010 are:
Yup, nearly half the list is for PORN! Way to go America!
Do you, Do you really think these are NSFW? Vote by checking out the poll after viewing the remainder of the photos…
VIEW THE REST, AND VOTE >>> Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve been a prostitute, and I have been with a prostitute. As with any business, the things I’ve learned can be applied to other hookers. I’ve decided to take my years of knowledge as a storyteller, computer programmer, and motivational speaker, and distill that knowledge for the up and coming hooker.
1. Work out. This one easy step will lead to stacks of money in your pockets. Clients pay Top Dollar for good looking, super hard bodies. Check it…
Continue reading “How to Become Twice as Profitable as a Hooker” >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Why Do People Drink Alcohol? Just wondering because my wife drinks a lot.
Sent in by ‘Steve’
Thanks Steve. That is an interesting question. Many research studies have concluded that the main reason for drinking alcohol is socialization, or to ‘get laid.’ People start taking alcohol to fit in to the society, and to improve hooking up percentages. They 
started drinking as a status symbol and can also relieve them from stress by moving in such type of societies, and to bed hot chicks and lesbians.
One of the other reasons is that people enjoy the drinks because of their taste. It is not very tasty in the start but it a person sticks to it without paying attention to the taste than slowly and slowly his reaction for the taste will change. A thing which was not tasty earlier later feels tasty to the tongue as the brain cells change the likings of taste. Take for licking box as an example, at first its off-putting, but a minute later its delicious. How long it may take to change depends from person to person. For many individuals, alcohol is a source of relaxation and they take it to get rid of tensions tiredness making them fell ease. Whenever they feel tired and want to relax, one of the easiest for for them is to take alcohol. Some also take alcohol because of peer pressure.
Keep Reading, and our drinking babes gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »
PAO knows what it’s like to be a HE-MAN. We’re rough, tough and can’t get enough – which is why we only brush our pearly-whites with the most potent paste on the planet. Our Senior Editor Altos Manfressian is a big fan of the Scotch flavor – saying “it give good buzz. I like buzz before sleep time!”. Midwest correstpondent Billy Bo Ray Joejoe Ramrod claims “Bourbon is the best, gets the babes all bubbly, yall!”.
PAO action will be significantly reduced due to the impending Blizzard of 2010. PAO staff are hitting the slopes in search of the elusive brazilian snow bunny
Great Job Team
Continue to our Tasteful Snow Bunny Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Hot chixxx love smoking the ganj. We all know this. And players worth their salt are usually up to toke one with said beautiful baby. But some players supplement their loco cake slinging ways by holding down day jobs. There is nothing wrong with this per se, but occasionally a day job involves drug testing. If you had to shit and get off the pot, so to speak, it is important to keep your pantries well stocked with dank buds anyways. You wouldn’t want to tell this babe that you don’t have any, would you?
If you made it through this entire film… collect your bonus >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Two Thousand Ten, Year of the Beach. Before hitting the beach, make sure your swimsuit collection is up to date with the latest and greatest technologically advanced swimwear on the market.
Here are some new styles for 2010
- Speedo’s Sling Bikini in Yellow, pink, camo and green (pictured after the break)
- Teflon’s new Teflon Sling bikini
- The 50/50 (polyester/cottom) Sling Bikini
Check out some of the new styles, captured on camera:
Much More technologically advanced swim wear after the break >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.
1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.
2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.
3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.
Continue to #’s 4 through 13 >>> Read the rest of this entry »
* Keep your eyes on the worker to the left of the News man’s head.
To win a valuable prize: Name the babe in the photos.
Also, Helpful Tip for looking at Puerno at work >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.
Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .
Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.
The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected
Great Job Team
Continue to The PAO 1500 Math Party >>> Read the rest of this entry »
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