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Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

- This is just awesome.

- God bless you.

- I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

Did You know: Washington’s Birthday is President’s day?? Similar to the Matrix 2, Washington’s Birthday is a United States federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. As mentioned above, it is also commonly known as Presidents Day). As Washington’s Birthday or Presidents Day, it is also the official name of a concurrent state holiday celebrated on the same day in a number of states.

Official PAO Countdown Clock to President’s Day 2010:

She likes swimming in America and swimming with Presidents

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To explain this properly, we must voice it in the terms of a 12-year-old AOLer.

AFTAR TELNG ITS INVES2RS TAHT $20 MILION HAS BEN PUT ASIED 2 JATISON A THIRD OF ITS PAYROL AOL SI LOKNG FOR 250 STAF 2 TAEK VOLUNTARY R3DUNDANCEIS—JUMP NOW OR B PUSHAD L8R!!111!1 OMG WTF ITS AL D3SIGNAD 2 SHAEV ABOUT $30 MILION OF ITS ANUAL 18!!!!1! BILION OPERATNG AXPANS3S!1!11!! LOL INSTANT MESAGNG CLEINT ICQ SI ALSO UP FOR SAEL AND MAPQU3ST CUD B NEXT!111111!1 OMG WTF AS ALWAYS W3RA SURPRIESD TAHT AOL STIL EVEN EXISTS!11!11! LOL

Walmart Coffin Sales

Facing monumental state budget deficits, this morning Governor Schwarzenegger used his emergency powers to “nationalize” Walmart stores in California, and he has new plans on where to take the company and its products. Our undead reporters have the scoop, it appears that the next product line to be offered by Walmart with be a full range of funeral services.

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Should the US Government, including Obama, be held accountable for the brutal ‘Minotaur Maze’ interrogations at Guantanamo?

One of the many employee benefits at PAO, such as Nude Waterskiing Weekend and the cool t-shirts, is being cut back. The program is the Carbo-Fat Overloading Snack Program, which provides high-calorie/low-nutrient snacks and beverages for all employees. The program is not going away entirely, however many of the snacks have been downsized. As you can barely see in this photo, the popular Keebler Club & Chedder cracker packages are now smaller. Investigations revealed that the packages also contained less crackers! Is this an attempt to cut down waistlines or budgets? PAO Internal Affairs is conducting an ongoing investigation.

The new packages are shown on the left.

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – President Barack Obama promised Pope Benedict on Friday that he would do everything possible to reduce the number of abortions in the United States, the Vatican said.

via Obama tells pope he wants to reduce abortions in U.S. | Reuters .

Kim Jong II is the prime suspect in the latest web attacks against the US. These powerful attacks overwhelmed computers in the US for days and was even broader than initially realized, also targeting the White House, the Pentagon and the New York Stock Exchange.

The United States is currently determining what next steps to take in order to snuff out and end the tyranny of the North Korean dictator. Kim Jong II, one of the world’s top computer hackers (haxxorz), has been cited for cyber crimes before, but never such a significant cyber crime as this.

[UPDATE] Kim Jong II has been sighted at a North Korean Starbucks using a Dell Latitude Laptop.

[yahoo!]