Archive for the ‘PAOlitics’ Category
[The opposite of LARP] Driver’s Education Reform
Posted in Foreign Facts, Interesting Facts, PAOlitics, Sporting, Your Health and Mine on 09/22/2010 10:48 am by CHINEESEEYESIn Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.
[RE-Opened] The FBI has RE-Opened PAO
Posted in Great Job Team, PAOlitics, Top News, Tracking the Undead on 08/04/2010 12:04 pm by chiefPAO will not be closing. The FBI has rescinded on the closing of PAO
Great Job Team
[Holiday] Independence Day 2010 – July 4th
Posted in Great Job Team, legit stuff, Looking Back, PAOlitics, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Tasty Broads on 07/01/2010 09:54 am by chiefIndependence day falls on July 4th this year, for most Americans and Jessica Simpson, it is this coming Sunday.
For only US citizens this is a Federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. While US citizens don’t have to work on the 4th, you will still see illegal migrants manning hot dog stands and crushing lemons for fresh lemonade.
A few observations:
- July 4 is the 185th day of the year
- On July 4th there will be 180 days remaining until the end of the year.
- The Aphelion, the point in the year when the Earth is farthest from the Sun, occurs around this date.
- The terms 4th of July or Fourth of July usually refer to Independence Day in the United States
- Fireworks are nothing short of mind blowing
Great Job Team
[Arnold in Rio] Surra da bunda!
Posted in Looking Back, PAOlitics, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Tasty Broads, Top Notch Videos, Your Health and Mine on 06/21/2010 11:28 am by CHINEESEEYES[Modern HR Techniques] Derrick been a bad boy
Posted in Great Job Team, PAOlitics, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Your Health and Mine on 06/03/2010 10:27 am by CHINEESEEYESPAO staffers occasionally disagree about important issues. When these situations arise, we usually just execute one of the dissenters. This sends a stern message to the rest of the staff to get along. But when the issue is trivial, we don’t advocate fatal punishments, we encourage the workers to resolve their differences using pranks and fisticuffs. One example is to lure another employee into a discussion about LDAP or Twatter or your boring fishing blog. This is a pretty extreme punishment, so in general lets try simpler, more corporal punishments. Below, you can see this strategy in action, captured on one of the many surveillance cameras we have setup throughout PAO world headquarters.
[Movies] The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time
Posted in Awesome, MacGyver, paohilton.com, PAOlitics, Top Notch Videos on 03/31/2010 09:54 am by chiefCelebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.
Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days
- This is just awesome.
- God bless you.
- I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing
[Political LARP] Analysis of US foreign policy regarding IRAQ
Posted in Foreign Facts, GIF-Based Knowledge Base, PAOlitics on 02/22/2010 10:41 am by CHINEESEEYES
[Countdown] President’s Day 2010 Countdown
Posted in Interesting Facts, PAOlitics, Tasty Broads on 02/09/2010 11:41 am by chiefDid You know: Washington’s Birthday is President’s day?? Similar to the Matrix 2, Washington’s Birthday is a United States federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. As mentioned above, it is also commonly known as Presidents Day). As Washington’s Birthday or Presidents Day, it is also the official name of a concurrent state holiday celebrated on the same day in a number of states.
Official PAO Countdown Clock to President’s Day 2010:
She likes swimming in America and swimming with Presidents
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[goat vs. mac] I saw this on SNL last night, I think, wait maybe that was Saturday
Posted in Foreign Facts, Nature, PAOlitics, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/05/2010 01:03 pm by CHINEESEEYES[Layoffs] AOL slaughters 1/3 of workforce – single-handedly ruining the economy at the Holidays.
Posted in PAOlitics, Top News on 11/19/2009 12:20 pm by onionrings
To explain this properly, we must voice it in the terms of a 12-year-old AOLer.
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[governator] California Walmarts will begin selling coffins
Posted in PAOlitics, Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 10/30/2009 01:04 pm by CHINEESEEYES
Walmart Coffin Sales
Facing monumental state budget deficits, this morning Governor Schwarzenegger used his emergency powers to “nationalize” Walmart stores in California, and he has new plans on where to take the company and its products. Our undead reporters have the scoop, it appears that the next product line to be offered by Walmart with be a full range of funeral services.
Full story after the break
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[Torture] US Government Used Minotaur to Torture Guantanamo Inmates
Posted in LDAP, Nature, PAOlitics, Top News, Tracking the Undead on 08/28/2009 02:45 pm by chiefShould the US Government, including Obama, be held accountable for the brutal ‘Minotaur Maze’ interrogations at Guantanamo?
[downsizing] PAO cuts back snacks program
Posted in Comida, PAOlitics, Your Health and Mine on 08/24/2009 10:26 am by CHINEESEEYESOne of the many employee benefits at PAO, such as Nude Waterskiing Weekend and the cool t-shirts, is being cut back. The program is the Carbo-Fat Overloading Snack Program, which provides high-calorie/low-nutrient snacks and beverages for all employees. The program is not going away entirely, however many of the snacks have been downsized. As you can barely see in this photo, the popular Keebler Club & Chedder cracker packages are now smaller. Investigations revealed that the packages also contained less crackers! Is this an attempt to cut down waistlines or budgets? PAO Internal Affairs is conducting an ongoing investigation.
The new packages are shown on the left.
