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[Its Miley!] [Giving a Lap Dance!] Miley Cyrus going after Lohan’s crown??

breaking: MILEY CYRUS’s career is going down in flames! Caught on tape trying to turn a gay man straight! Watch LIVE.

What the naysayers say:

  • Ladies and gentleman…I’m proud to introduce…the new…the improved…Lindsay Lohan 2.0!
  • Miley is certainly old enough to know this is inappropriate! She is basically rubbing up against him making plenty of contact. He’s 44! Why didn’t this man back off? Oh that’s right, he had a 16 year old girl rubbing up against his crotch. I am no prude but this is so very wrong for so many reasons. Where are her parents???
  • Miley will be pregnant…again, in two years…this time she will not abort.She will name the child Billy Bob, John Boy, Square Pants are you freakin’ Cyrus.
  • What a little HO!!!!
  • Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
  • I dislike Miley Cyrus, but in all honesty, I was dancing like this at my grade 11 school dances onwards…
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    [Tag Team Challenge] Who would you fight first? The Monkeymangler or Tila Tequila?

    In a rare photo opportunity, Mexican wrestling star Monkeymangler has announced his joint venture with MTV starlet and harlot Tila Tequila as a celebrity tag team in American WWF-land. To entice some fighters, they posed with fingers flying in strong message to the world: “fuck you all!”.

    Diggers lashed out about the news:

    • Maybe the chimpanzee taught that to her dumb ass.
    • Buried because I am a Charger fan who hates this broad….
    • I’m sure in the short time spent with her, he learned to hate her as much as I do.
    • What a surprise, Tila Tequila makes even animals stupider.
    • +1 to the chimp for knowing where the fucking camera is.
     

    [Better Acting] Tara Reid NAKED, Her Finest Hour

    PAO has done it again, we have tracked down semi-aged nudie photographs of Tara Reid!

    This is what Tara Reid usually is looking like :

    And this is what Tara Reid looks like when posing in the nude :

    Continue to the full Tara Reid Naaaked Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     
     

    [Not Surprised] Anna Paquin Admits Shes a Full-on Bisexual

    Anna Paquin. Is. A. Bisexual. and yes, we knew it.

    In a new public service announcement to spread awareness for hate crimes, provided by the Cyndi Lauper-backed organization We Give a Damn, the “True Blood” actress revealed her true sexuality along with a host of other celebrities, regular, gay, homo and straight.

    Back in 2004, Anna Paquin was caught groping, and being groped by a 6’4″ mystery blonde woman. So this comes as little suprise to most.

    Paquin, who is currently engaged to her “True Blood” co-star Stephen Moyer and Wanda Sykes joined Elton John and Whoopi Goldberg to encourage others to speak up on the need for equality.

    And those are far from the only A-listers attached to the project.

    In a separate PSA, featuring Jason Mraz, Kim Kardashian and Cynthia Nixon, Paquin says, “imagine going to work everyday and not being able to share your life with your co-workers out of fear of being let go.”

    Anna Paquin Gallery, including topless! OMG >> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Ice Hockey] Gordon Bombay – History Will Be Made

    Ducks fans said

    - epic

    - this kind of made my life

    - Best video on YouTube, bar none

    - incredible

    MoRe ClIps!!! yesss >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Bikini Tech] Kim Kardashian caught Hacking Blackberry Mobile Telephone

    This is something not seen everyday: Kim Kardashian hacking blackberry mobile phones.

    What exactly she is trying to do with her phone is anyones guess…

    Kim Kardashian has been a longtime BlackBerry user.

    Last time we spied on her she was sporting a Curve 83xx

    By the looks of it, she has now made the jump up to the BlackBerry Bold 9700.

    Kim, why no Universe Phone?

     

    [Movies] The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time

    Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

    Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
    Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

    - This is just awesome.

    - God bless you.

    - I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

     
     

    [quiz time] how old is this actress? BONUS – name her hit movie.

    my guess? you won’t guess. the question – who is this chick?

    the bonus quesiton is… what high-profile movie was she in?

     

    [Heroes] Amy Fisher Saves Haiti by Stripping

    Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher is stripping to save the people of Haiti in a fundraising effort that began last Thursday.

    Amy Fisher is best known for her attempted murder conviction at age 17 after she shot the wife of her alleged former lover, Joey Buttafuoco, Fisher was released from prison in 1999 after serving seven years.

    The ex-con began performing in a series of nude shows at Long Island’s Scene Restaurant & Lounge from Thursday to Sunday and will donate up to half of the expected $2 million she is likely to make.

    If you are not in Long Island, but still want to see Amy Fisher Nude, continue reading >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [PAOHILTON] Girlicious band member charged with cocaine possession, lesbianism.

    GLENDALE, Calif. – A member of the pop group Girlicious has been charged in California with drug possession with the intent to sell after Glendale police allegedly found a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse.

    Prosecutors say 21-year-old Natalie Mejia of Diamond Bar and 28-year-old Peter Asencio of Burbank were charged Thursday in Glendale Superior Court.

    Asencio is accused of speeding in a 1998 Ford Mustang when he and Mejia were pulled over and arrested Tuesday night.Police say Mejia said the drugs were not hers and claimed she didnt know how they got into her purse.

    Asencio was also charged with driving on a suspended license.

    via Girlicious band member charged with having drugs – Yahoo! News.

    The scandal continues: Read the rest of this entry »

     
     

    [Atack Attack!] Dancing On Ice evictee Emily Atack loses her temper following her exit from the show

    You’d think a night on the ice would have cooled her mood, but Emily Atack saw red after she was voted off ITV1′s dancing show last night.

    Following her exit from Dancing On Ice, the Inbetweeners actress, 20, snapped and let rip at a taxi when the car allegedly almost hit her as it reversed.

    Emily was visibly upset following her loss in the dance-off with Danniella Westbrook – she was pictured outside Elstree Studios accompanied by her sister as she wept.

    Chill out! Emily Atack lets fly after a taxi allegedly almost hit her as it reversed outside Elstree Studios in Borehamwood, north London

    ATTACK!

    for even hotter Atack news – Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Celebs Favorite Days] It’s Friday, But What does that Mean for Celebs?

    Friday is the day of the week falling between Thursday and Saturday. A recent Poll shows that 68% of Celebs, A-Z listers, hold Friday as their favorite day of the week. PAO has attempted to generate a photo-list of the top Celebs who think Friday is tops. Keep reading to find out if your Favorite Celeb likes Friday

    H-lister Mara's favorite day of the week, Friday, Vinyl Bi-sexual Swingers night at Club Nitrogen in SD

    H-lister Krystal Forscutt spends time at the Salisbury beach on friday's, her favorite day of the week

    See the rest of the Celebs who like Friday the MOST >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Celebs] Hilary Duff Caught Going Down on Mike Comrie after Engagement

    While most NHL’s superstars and decent goal scorers are making moves on the ice in Vancouver, the Edmonton Oilers’ Mike Comrie was making moves in Hawaii, where he proposed to his long time girlfriend, Hilary Duff, and then received a blow job.

    Will this engagement last? Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Actors Selling Themselves] Nick Cage LOVES Pachinko and Sexy Triplets!

    Nicolas Cage was AWESOME in Ghost Rider. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Knowing. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Bangkok Dangerous. But this is BY FAR PAO’s favorite Nick Cage film:

    Critics said:

    - Nick Cage is awesome.

    - This is Cage’s best acting I’ve ever seen

    - Fucking awesome

    - if you dont think this is art you are a moron

    - Nicolas Cage must be destroyed

     
     

    [Mind Blowing] How do ya feel about Vanessa Hudgens getting all trippy?

    Ok mang, yeah Heidi’s very extendable jaw can take alot, and its trippy to see so many of them – but hows about this action?! Its VANESSA HUDGENS on drugs??