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The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she finds herself in… like missionary and reversed-backwords-reverse-doggy

There is only one king movie of the summer movie season, and the king is “Birdemic: Shock and Terror“. If you want more of a movie-mind-fuck than Inception, look out for Birdemic

The Plot: A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died.

The Trailer:

The PAO street team did some research before we allowed this one to hit the wires. The reviews came back GLOWING. Some words:

• Joey M – i wish i was her. seriously. i’d have more fun with this fun bags than a god damn prop comedian.
• Marsha R – well, that does it. i’m engaged, but i would give it all up for one night with Jessica Biel.
• Frank L – My greatest dream – for my twin daughters to seduce Jessica Biel and film it – just for me.
• Anne-Marie T - Mon dieu! Qui-est? QUI EST? JE WANT.
• CEO of Pineappleope Enterprises – I wll be requiring some time alone. Disperse. Immediately. GOOOOO.

Check out the latest shots of Ashley Tisdale from our Hawaiian paohilton correspondent (who remains nameless for anonymity)!

What more could you want? Ashley Tisdale in a skimpy bikini – all for you! See the BIG gallery .. Read the rest of this entry »

Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.

Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.

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Maria, celeb apprentice got axed. Why? Because she outted Curtis for taking a big dump in her dressing room (after they banged). And whats that???

…And she endorsed Brett Michaels! … and in a way PAO does too, poison

We found her Naked, NAKED >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Justin Bieber’s new music video is out, and its hot amazing

“The Most Beautiful Song of All Time”

Biebers Fans said:

- soo darn fuckable :-O

May 17, in Lancaster, Pa. (Today)

In the image above, a tow truck operator looks to tow a Jeep Liberty after the driver, Duke Smiths, who claims the accelerator stuck, drove it through the back wall of his garage on Monday, The Smiths suffered 2 broken elbows, 3 broken ribs, broken jawbone, a broken collar bone, 1 broken finger, and a concussion.

An investigation will take place, according to Burt Thompson of the Lancaster Police Department. “We have not ruled out the possibility that Duke Smiths was under the influence of one thing or another. Signs point to Crystal Meth.”

breaking: MILEY CYRUS’s career is going down in flames! Caught on tape trying to turn a gay man straight! Watch LIVE.

What the naysayers say:

In a rare photo opportunity, Mexican wrestling star Monkeymangler has announced his joint venture with MTV starlet and harlot Tila Tequila as a celebrity tag team in American WWF-land. To entice some fighters, they posed with fingers flying in strong message to the world: “fuck you all!”.

Diggers lashed out about the news:

PAO has done it again, we have tracked down semi-aged nudie photographs of Tara Reid!

This is what Tara Reid usually is looking like :

And this is what Tara Reid looks like when posing in the nude :

Continue to the full Tara Reid Naaaked Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Anna Paquin. Is. A. Bisexual. and yes, we knew it.

In a new public service announcement to spread awareness for hate crimes, provided by the Cyndi Lauper-backed organization We Give a Damn, the “True Blood” actress revealed her true sexuality along with a host of other celebrities, regular, gay, homo and straight.

Back in 2004, Anna Paquin was caught groping, and being groped by a 6’4″ mystery blonde woman. So this comes as little suprise to most.

Paquin, who is currently engaged to her “True Blood” co-star Stephen Moyer and Wanda Sykes joined Elton John and Whoopi Goldberg to encourage others to speak up on the need for equality.

And those are far from the only A-listers attached to the project.

In a separate PSA, featuring Jason Mraz, Kim Kardashian and Cynthia Nixon, Paquin says, “imagine going to work everyday and not being able to share your life with your co-workers out of fear of being let go.”

Anna Paquin Gallery, including topless! OMG >> Read the rest of this entry »

Ducks fans said

- epic

- incredible

MoRe ClIps!!! yesss >>> Read the rest of this entry »

This is something not seen everyday: Kim Kardashian hacking blackberry mobile phones.

What exactly she is trying to do with her phone is anyones guess…

Kim Kardashian has been a longtime BlackBerry user.

Last time we spied on her she was sporting a Curve 83xx

By the looks of it, she has now made the jump up to the BlackBerry Bold 9700.

Kim, why no Universe Phone?

Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

- This is just awesome.

- God bless you.

- I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing