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[Christmas Poll] Celebrity Who has been Naughtier: Carrie Prejean or Vanessa Hudgens?

1. Carrie Prejean
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OR

2. Vanessa Hudgens
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Who has been Naughtier?

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[Sex Offender Supplies] Stop Bed Indrudahs Now!!

“If you don’t use this you really dumb, no, you really really dumb” – Antoine Dodson

 

[CELEBS] Is Minka Kelly All That Attractive After All?

Minka the Zebra

Aerobics Minka

Minka Reaching in Summer Attire

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Amy Adams – Experimenting with Lauren German

PAO researchers, working on their “flesh of the stars” project, have come across a mildly decent scene of lesbian action between Amy Adams and Lauren German .

Synopsis:

In the scene, the babes find a room and chat for about 10 seconds. German, who appears to “wear the pants”, strikes first in the big make out scene. Iit appears that Lauren is hungry for a hot buttered muffin, and Amy is wildly confused about her feelings. It is deep and moving.

Check out the scene and a freebie of Ms German after the jumparooo! Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Storm Watch][Damp Water] Hurricane Nicole Scherzinger Set to Flood the Eastern United States

Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

 

[Rapper on a Segway] T-Pain Rides Segways

 

[Internet Politics] Larry King, Sarah Palin Go One on One in a… Sextape?

 
 

[BREAKING] Eva Mendes Sex Tape Released, WATCH IT HERE 4 FREE!

The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she finds herself in… like missionary and reversed-backwords-reverse-doggy

 

[PAO Movie Club] Birdemic: Better than Inception

There is only one king movie of the summer movie season, and the king is “Birdemic: Shock and Terror“. If you want more of a movie-mind-fuck than Inception, look out for Birdemic

The Plot: A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died.

The Trailer:

 

Jessica Biel – the definitive gallery.

The PAO street team did some research before we allowed this one to hit the wires. The reviews came back GLOWING. Some words:

  • Joey M – i wish i was her. seriously. i’d have more fun with this fun bags than a god damn prop comedian.
  • Marsha R – well, that does it. i’m engaged, but i would give it all up for one night with Jessica Biel.
  • Frank L – My greatest dream – for my twin daughters to seduce Jessica Biel and film it – just for me.
  • Anne-Marie T - Mon dieu! Qui-est? QUI EST? JE WANT.
  • CEO of Pineappleope Enterprises – I wll be requiring some time alone. Disperse. Immediately. GOOOOO.
 
 

[Dreams Do Come True] Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics in Hawaii

Check out the latest shots of Ashley Tisdale from our Hawaiian paohilton correspondent (who remains nameless for anonymity)!

What more could you want? Ashley Tisdale in a skimpy bikini – all for you! See the BIG gallery .. Read the rest of this entry »

 

[The Other Olivia] Thursday Beach Babe Feature – Olivia Munn!

Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.

Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.

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[Celebrity Scandal] Maria Kanellis Got a Bad Rap

Maria, celeb apprentice got axed. Why? Because she outted Curtis for taking a big dump in her dressing room (after they banged). And whats that???

…And she endorsed Brett Michaels! … and in a way PAO does too, poison

We found her Naked, NAKED >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Tunes Tuesday] Most Pleasurable Song of All Time Sung by Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s new music video is out, and its hot amazing

“The Most Beautiful Song of All Time”

Biebers Fans said:

- He is hot

- I love his new mustache

- soo darn fuckable :-O

 
 

[Parking] Man Drives Car Through House in Parking Mishap

May 17, in Lancaster, Pa. (Today)

In the image above, a tow truck operator looks to tow a Jeep Liberty after the driver, Duke Smiths, who claims the accelerator stuck, drove it through the back wall of his garage on Monday, The Smiths suffered 2 broken elbows, 3 broken ribs, broken jawbone, a broken collar bone, 1 broken finger, and a concussion.

An investigation will take place, according to Burt Thompson of the Lancaster Police Department. “We have not ruled out the possibility that Duke Smiths was under the influence of one thing or another. Signs point to Crystal Meth.”