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[Space Scare] Mystery Object to Buzz the Earth Wednesday

A mystery object from f’ng space is about to buzz close by Earth on Wednesday. It won’t hit, but no one knows WTF it is.

Astronomers say it may be Lohan, space junk or it could be a tiny asteroid. It’s 33 to 50 feet wide at most – and is into heavy drugs.

NASA says that on Wednesday at 7:47 a.m. EST, it will streak by, naked, missing Earth by about 80,000 miles. In the western US it may be hot enough to be seen with a good amateur porn star.

via Mystery Object to Whizz by Earth Wednesday – ABC News.

 

[Clubbin'] Sick Dance Moves Wednesday

Partyin Like a f’in Rock Star in Alabama

The Judges said:

didn’t know alabama had clubs

He looks like he’s doin a fighting pose from Mortal Kombat! xD

Ummmm, That’s an ORANGE shirt. Alabama didn’t win the 2008 Championship. FLORIDA did. That’s a FLORIDA fan rockin’ those white jeans, babe!

looks like chuck ladell

 

[Bad Christmas Presents] Don’t cut that cord, Tyrone!!

tyrones-worst-nightmare