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A new species of monkey that sports a bushy red beard (hence the name Ginger Monk) has been discovered in the Amazon, Pineappleope.com researchers announced this morning, but the primate is at risk of becoming extinct if everything goes as planned.

This species of titi monkey, Ginger Monk, is a cat-size creature and has grayish-brown hair. Its long tail is stippled with gray, and it has a bushy red pubic beard around its cheeks.

Unlike other monkeys closely related to it, Ginger Monk does not have a white bar on its forehead, environmental group Pineappleope International said Thursday. The finding was also published in the journal Primate Conservation.

“This discovery is extremely exciting because we had heard about this animal, but for a long, long and longer time we could not confirm if it was different from other titis – big titis or small titis or sagging titis alike,” Rick Body said in a statement.

Unlike most primates, these titi monkeys form lifelong relationships. Pineappleope researchers reported that pairs are often seen sexing on a branch with their tails entwined, genitals also entwined. They usually have one baby per year.

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A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

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Sometimes, nature freaks out. It has an overwhelming splurge of natural ability that cannot be contained by any normal definition of itself. This, my friends, is one-such occurrence. I present you.. THE DOUBLE RAINBOW:

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We all know how important regular breast self-exams are. Early detection is the key to successful breast cancer treatment. There are many, many articles, explaining how to do this. We aren’t going to go over that here. What is missing from all of these though, is the breast-self exam is usually done with a breast that is already nekkid. PAO research and LDAPology indicates that most people wear clothes, most of the time. The trick is, how does one get from the normal clothed state, to the naked state where the breast is actually examined? You definately want to avoid contact with the breast, you don’t want to spread the cancer to yourself or to your own hands in the case of self-examination. The following video clearly identifies the preferred technique:

Religious scientist and dear friend of Kirk Cameron discovered God is really real. Findings came while eating a banana, a yellow banana with a soda-can like top. Could the banana man be god? Can you speak with god on your banana phone? Did god make a time banana? Did you say wet banana? Watch the video and FIND OUT!

Religious Experts and Scientists said what:

- if bananas prove anything, it’s that cultivation works. And, of course, cultivation is a form of selection (under domestication), which is exactly how Darwin starts to explain natural selection.

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Pigeons are apparently VERY smart. See what happens when this one comes FACE TO FACE with a TRAIN.

Is this actor a Man or a Dog masquerading as a Man? We don’t know

MSPCA workers said:

- i had to watch this idiot again today

- I seen my grandad do that to mommys leg fish

No one knows how or who trained this cat, but the cat is amazing. This Gato can stand on two feet over extended amounts of time, and wield a sword -At the same god damn time!

Cats.com members said:

- its just amazing

- I’m thinking about eating my dead cat

It was just another winter night in Stephenville, Texas, when Rich Jones, a 30-year aviation veteran, saw something that defied all logic—an eerily silent, mile-wide craft ringed in lights that would “rearrange themselves” racing across the sky at what he estimated to be 3,000 miles per hour.

“I don’t know if it was a biblical experience or somebody from a different universe, but it was definitely not from around these parts,” Allen told a reporter from the Empire-Tribune after the sighting on Jan. 8, 2008. Similar reports poured in from across Erath County.

The Stephenville Lights incident wasn’t a onetime event—another mass sighting followed in October 2008, and individual reports from the area still trickle in. This corner of Texas along with the eastern Nevada desert are fast emerging as the U.S.’s newest UFO “hot spots”—places with the best odds of a spotting. Similarly active places exist around the globe, with some even attracting a new kind of tourist.

These days, it seems people can’t get enough of the UFO phenomena. Television shows such as the History Channel’s UFO Hunters and alternative radio programs like Coast to Coast AM—where an estimated three million listeners tune in each night to hear from hardworking UFO investigators, among other thought-provoking interviewees—are more popular than ever.

Sightings, too, are on the rise, according to MUFON, or the Mutual UFO Network, which has more than 3,000 members in 25 countries and 750 trained field investigators worldwide. The 41-year-old organization is one of the go-to places to report a sighting; it receives some 400 a month in the U.S. alone.

“Of course, 80 percent of these sightings can be explained. But 20 percent are truly unidentified objects, and those are the ones that will make your hair curl,” says MUFON’s international director, Clifford Clift.

Believing the time is right, even the famed SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute is conducting its first-ever public conference this year devoted to the age-old question: are we alone? SETIcon, slated for Aug. 13–15, in Santa Clara, Calif., will also unveil the institute’s newest scientific advances in its ongoing search for intelligent life from other planets.

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Age old conundrum here – can an attractive woman outrun baby kangaroos?

And to really make this a sweet answer - CAN BABY KANGAROOS SWIM?? Find out with the video that follows..

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A turtle is commonly mistaken for an amphibian.

You still think turtle is an amphibian? Consider these points…

1. turtles lay eggs
2. they don’t normaly live on land. They swim or fly
3. they don’t have wings like other birds do

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A creature dubbed the ‘oriental yeti’ is being examined by scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

While PAO scientists are still debating, this reporter has one big fear. That it is neither man, bear, pig, nor cat. This is EL CHUPACABRA – yes, the infamous South American GOAT SUCKER. Take a look and tell us you don’t believe these are related.. Read the rest of this entry »

overheard from the rabble rousers:

Imagine all the money you will save on a family vacation by watching this video at home

Fellow Home Travelers said:

- this reminds me of when i went camping and i took a shit on a tree…. relaxing.. the weather was nice too. very beautiful!