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AKA The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski has apparently escaped maximum security life imprisonment without alerting authorities, and is now currently at large making youtube videos. This former luddite had disguised his appearance slightly, and may in fact be a relative of the legendary Harry Houdini.

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Juice boxes!
Of 50 proof whiskey!
With a demon on the front!!!
Aint no Capri, son.

From the people who brought you the Megalodon and Shark vs Octopuss and worlds tallest retarded 2 yr old robot – Pineappleope.com brings you ESPANOL SHARK ATTACK

Pull off one of the best all time pranks(certified best all time by Guiness Word Records), the cousin prank of the mail bomb, the exploding envelope. Like the classic mail bomb this will blow up when the victim opens the envelope. Unlike the mailbomb, the victim wont lose limbs or die.

You find yourself in a situation, in a dark ally, some guy pulls a glock on you and all you got is a carton of cigarettes. What do you do? Quickly make a shiv… from a cigarette

We’re gonna long distance review this one. Verdict? 3 fistpumps out of 12. Hi tech. Likely something Macguyver keeps in his pockets.. just in case.

heavy data flow

Hang on to your asses, folks, this is gonna be one tough ride!

Pineappleope.com Food and Drug Administration (PFDA) had a chance to review un pizza from Dominos Pizza, one of the worlds largest pizza suppliers.

It was a nice sunday when….. CLICK BELOW FOR THE FULL REVIEW
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This morning I walked in to PAO offices and witnessed a distressing scene. One unfortunate PAO staffer was being harangued by what was possibly an agent from the forces of darkness. While I was appalled by the treatment he was receiving at the hands of the enemy, I could not compel myself to assist him for fear I would be sucked in to the morass. Besides, I have to listen to a guy with a hat ALL DAY LONG. But what should you do? We have compiled the following instructions:
Let us say that you have been captured and threatened with torture. You are, for whatever reason, entirely willing to betray the information you hold. Your primary goal is to avoid pain, and perhaps you positively want to squeal. How should you present what you know? I see a few options:
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Macgyver + Maps + Monday = outrunning many Borats

MacGyver may in fact have plagiarized the Bonnet Baboon shtick seen in episode 119 from this commercial:

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