Archive for the ‘MacGyver’ Category

[Movie Time] PAO Studios putting final touches on super movie time for motion picture releases

yes is time to come! pineappleopes has started finish on MACGRUBER movie it is good i see it. you no see it but i do! hahahhaha

Some guy say

Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet.

 

[Widget Wednesday] The Top Hottest Internet Game in the Nation

Are you ready to game until 3:00am ?

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[How To] Thirteen Easy Ways to Have a Threesome

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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[Hackers] Hacking Condoms – Top 5 Condom Hacks

Here, right here, are the top 5 things you can do with an ordinary condom when your not having sex with it, including the condom lighter.

COmmenters:

- das fuked up man…really funny though..NUT SHOT for real

- deepestwound
you could do all this with balloons….and they are cheaper…

- narutowa
@deepestwound water leaks thought regular balloons

 

[HOAX] Balloon Boy’s Father Receives Prison Time and 4 Years Probation

Richard Heene, the criminal father of ‘Balloon Boy’ Falcon, mastermind behind ‘Balloon Boy’ Hoax, will spend 30 days in prison and suffer probation for the next 4 years. Once Heene’s 30 day prison term is up, it is widely expected Richard will fail mandatory drug tests during probation and receive a more severe punishment, including but not limited to several years in prison.

Richard Heene’s wife received a lighter sentence of 20 days in prison

 

[Hacking] Government Testing Top Hackers of the World in the U.S. Cyber Challenge, PAO plans on Winning

The United States Government is in the process of testing the top computer hackers of the world. The task: hacking into as many target computers as you can and then defending those computers from attacks by other skilled hackers, such as Neo and Zero Cool.

Other skilled hackers like Michael Coppola, 17, a high school senior who, at this very moment, is hunched over a keyboard in his Connecticut home.

Or like Chris Benedict, 21, from the tiny town of Nauvoo, Illinois. Chris is sitting silently nearby, one of 15 “All Star” hackers who have taken over this spacious hotel conference room.

At days end, the moderator of this unusual computer challenge declares the best of the best: Benedict is the winner, king of the hacker hill, followed by Bergin and Coppola.

The trio — a job seeker, a grape distributor for a vineyard and a student — are precisely the type of people whom organizers of this event hoped to attract: young techies with perhaps little formal computer education who, nonetheless, could contribute to the defense of the nation’s cybernetworks.

In many cases, organizers of the U.S. Cyber Challenge say, hackers’ skills go unrecognized or unappreciated by those around them and sometimes even by themselves.

“I thought that I would get demolished,” Benedict said. “I didn’t think I would get anything at all.”
Organizers say the competition is aimed at identifying young people with exceptional computer skills and inspiring them to join the country’s woefully understaffed ranks of cybersecurity specialists needed to protect systems used by the military, industry and everyday people.

Hackers may see the U.S. Cyber Challenge, which culminated last Thursday, as a game. But Alan Paller, director of research at the SANS Institute, an information security training institute, says it is really a national talent search.

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[Geetar Heero] Virtual Holiday Shredding

 
 

[Free Food] How to hack a vending machine! Sometimes, there IS such thing as a free lunch..

Today, PAO shows you how Macgyver gets his lunch. Hint – he does not pay.

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Learn to Throw a Knife – [Self Improvement]

Wired’s How-To Wiki states that the key to a good throw, aside from selecting a well-balanced knife, is the grip:

From 12 feet, you’ll throw a full-spin rotation. Grab the knife by the handle, as you would a hammer, but keep your thumb along the top edge for stability and to prevent over-rotation.


 

Dog: “USS FML” – Dude: “huh, huh, check it out beavis”

 
 

[How To] Start a fire without matches or fire

Amazing. Where’s Macgruber?

 

[jammin] Keyboards are the new guitar

 

[unabomber] Ted Kaczynski sighted on youtube #manhunt #sprayfoam

AKA The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski has apparently escaped maximum security life imprisonment without alerting authorities, and is now currently at large making youtube videos. This former luddite had disguised his appearance slightly, and may in fact be a relative of the legendary Harry Houdini.


How To Slightly-Mad Wrap A Gift (prank)Watch the top videos of the week here

 

[Not for kids] Japanese Whiskey Box

(Brought to you by Foodenator.com)

Written By MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks

Juice boxes!
Of 50 proof whiskey!
With a demon on the front!!!
Aint no Capri, son.

 
 

[Science] Espanol Shark Attack

From the people who brought you the Megalodon and Shark vs Octopuss and worlds tallest retarded 2 yr old robot – Pineappleope.com brings you ESPANOL SHARK ATTACK

 

[How To] Make Exploding Envelopes

Pull off one of the best all time pranks(certified best all time by Guiness Word Records), the cousin prank of the mail bomb, the exploding envelope. Like the classic mail bomb this will blow up when the victim opens the envelope. Unlike the mailbomb, the victim wont lose limbs or die.

 

[How To] Make a Shiv out of Ordinary Objects

You find yourself in a situation, in a dark ally, some guy pulls a glock on you and all you got is a carton of cigarettes. What do you do? Quickly make a shiv… from a cigarette

 

PAO review time! Tampon USB Drive

We’re gonna long distance review this one. Verdict? 3 fistpumps out of 12. Hi tech. Likely something Macguyver keeps in his pockets.. just in case.

heavy data flow

heavy data flow

 

Thursday THRILLS – exclusive footage from PAO’s first feature length FILM

Hang on to your asses, folks, this is gonna be one tough ride!

 

Review Time: Dominos Pizza with Toppings

Pineappleope.com Food and Drug Administration (PFDA) had a chance to review un pizza from Dominos Pizza, one of the worlds largest pizza suppliers.

It was a nice sunday when….. CLICK BELOW FOR THE FULL REVIEW
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