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A taste of how tasty broads began

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Some of the Top Mullets from Mulletme.com

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New York, NY – Ten students at NYU have accused 27 year old vagrant Dorothy MacSwoon of molestation and sexual harassment. The assailant MacSwoon, was arrested Friday morning upon suspicion of groping, fondling and harassing students while dressed as a Star Wars Stormtrooper, over the course of two years. Dorothy is currently awaiting trial, set to take place in May. If found guilty, she faces up to 15 years in prison and a $400,000 fine.

Sexual harassment is common on the NYU campus with 62 percent of college students saying they had been molested or received a gesture they found inappropriate. The number of victims in this case will likely double as most don’t report such incidents to campus employees or other officials.

Following Dorothy MacSwoon’s arrest, officials reviewed a Role-playing blog maintained by the assailent and discovered racy photos of Dorothy donning stormtrooper garb. The blog site has since been taken down, but PAO is lucky enough to have obtained several of MacSwoon’s photos… Read the rest of this entry »

Here we have a film based on yellow notebook paper detailing the exact history of the universe. What ever confused you about this beginning of time will be clarified by watching.

The Big Thinkers thought:

- surprisingly good enough to jerk off to

Collect your BONUS VIDEOS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Yep, Here she is. Babe Olympian Leryn Franco, ex javelin thrower (summer Olympics) … Doing what she does best

You are probably old enough to see the following photos, if you’re not, turn back >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Nicolas Cage was AWESOME in Ghost Rider. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Knowing. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Bangkok Dangerous. But this is BY FAR PAO’s favorite Nick Cage film:

Critics said:

- Nick Cage is awesome.

- Nicolas Cage must be destroyed

* Keep your eyes on the worker to the left of the News man’s head.

To win a valuable prize: Name the babe in the photos.

Also, Helpful Tip for looking at Puerno at work >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Many a schoolyard fight was begun over this simple question. Which is the best Twix? Is it the sweet and crunchy “original” twix with caramel? Or is the “alternative” flavor, peanut butter, better?

While pondering that, explain how the following statement makes any sense, and don’t forget to take the quiz after the break!

Twix Tea Breaks (introduced around 1980s, UK). Single bars in between the size of a standard bar and a miniature bar (though having the same dimensions as a standard bar). Available loose in Twix bags from supermarkets. Re-named around 1990s. – from Wikipedia

Wikiwhat?

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The Accident and Soundtrack will surely cause brain melting.

- I must’ve watched this 10 times, for the music

- guard rail fail

In the case you missed this years Times Square Ball drop, like we did, here is an PAO offering. There is really nothing better, or more exciting.

Did you know? The ball is actually a time ball made of crystal and electric lights is raised to the top of a pole on the One Times Square building and then lowered to mark the coming of the New Year. It is said to be haunted.

NYC NYE Enthusiasts said:

- NYC just does it for me at New Year.

- I turn 14 in 3 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here she is, Kathleen Marie “Kathy” Ireland, born March 20, 1963. An American former model, actress, CEO and designer of her eponymous brand product marketing company, Kathy Ireland Worldwide. She can now be found on PAO… semi-nekkid

What you’ve been waiting for since the early ’90s >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Here are the Top Olympic Figure Skaters with the Most Potential Olympic Hopefulness of All Time:

1. Christy Yamaguchi
2. Tonya Harding

Bonus: Words that Rhyme AND Topless Tonya Harding AND Figure Skating Nipple Slips Gallery >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Warren Beatty’s long-time reputation as a womanizer has apparently gotten a boost with the publication of Peter Biskind’s biography, “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America.”

According to published reports in the New York Post, Biskind estimates Beatty bedded 12,775 women, even though the 72-year-old “Shampoo” star did not lose his virginity until he was 20.

According to reports, Biskind says this figure “does not include day-time quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.”

The star, who has been married to actress Annette Bening for almost 18 years, has been linked in the past to a host of women including Jane Fonda, Natalie Wood, Joan Collins and Madonna.

According to Biskind, an Oscar statuette was an aphrodisiac for the actor and explains his long list of A-list conquests.

In a statement to the Huffington Post, Beatty’s attorney, Bertram Fields, claims the book is an unauthorized biography.

“Mr. Biskind’s tedious and boring book on Mr. Beatty was not authorized by Mr. Beatty and should not be published as an authorized biography,” Fields says. “It contains many false assertions and purportedly quotes Mr. Beatty as saying things he never said. Other media should not repeat things from the book on the assumption that they are true or that the book is an authorized biography.”

Children of a retired drama teacher, Beatty and his sister, actress Shirley MacLaine, grew up in suburban Virginia. He got his start opposite Natalie Wood in 1961’s “Splendor in the Grass” and gained prominence opposite Faye Dunaway in the 1967 hit “Bonnie and Clyde.”

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As you can tell by my name, I have all kinds of sack issues. How do I deal? How do I get my trampin’ on? How do I keep my balls where belong? Meet the SSS.. the Separate Sack Suspensory.  Note.. “it has two sacks”.

This Bud’s for you, Commander Buzzkillington!

I sure remember the Segway’s big announcement on the stupid news. I remember waiting for the day when it would be laughed at, like it is today. Hurray! At the time, I wasn’t aware – but the Segway was solid, 100% LDAP. What was the point? So you could stop walking? Isn’t walking upright what makes humans different than most animals in the first place? Darwin would smack you, Dr. Segway. This Bud’s for you.

Elektronik, Supersonik, Supersonik, Elektronik

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that’s it, i’m gonna kill myself

id like to fuck that bitch with the pink hair

Four days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
What was Christmas like in the Middle Ages?
From: Gerry, TN

Gerry, after spending some time doing a little light middle ages reading I found out that in the Middle Ages, Christmas celebrations were rowdy and raucous—a lot like today’s Mardi Gras parties.

-Perrf PAO Editor

Zeitgeist is “the spirit of the times” and/or “the spirit of the age.” Zeitgeist is the general cultural, intellectual, ethical, spiritual, and/or political climate within a nation or even specific groups, along with the general ambience, morals, and sociocultural direction or mood of an era (similar to the English words vagina or penis).

The list below is the PAO Zietgeist for 2009 – the top list of things YOU searched for, to get HERE. Its an astounding, delicious, scrupulous list, indeed. Check it out!! Read the rest of this entry »

Nine days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
When did people start decorating Christmas trees?
From: Pluggariffic, AZ

Pluggariffic, Thanks for the question. Easy, the first decorated Christmas tree was in Riga, Latvia in 1510.
-Perrf PAO Author