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We’ve been running in stealth for the past few months, as we’ve negotiated deals and developed software (that’s done), but it seems you’ve broken the seal on the jar of kind bud, so we’re announcing on TechCrunch:

http://HighStranger.com

“Chatroulette for High People!”

Peace,

Dude

PS: We’re in LA and we’re looking for our head of marketing, PR, and social media. Maybe a hot designer, too

via HighStranger Is Chatroulette, For Stoners.

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

ever wander what a HOPA was? or a HPOA? This chick tries to show you – she quit her job for being labeled a HPOA. See if you can figure it out! more photoz at thechive!

On acid in a closet and his buddies recorded him then put animation. to him.

Mr.Balloon Hands

Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.

PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however..
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Preparations commence for August. August is the eighth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian months with a length of 31 days.

This month was originally named Sextilis in Latin, because it was the sex-filled mating month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC, when March was the first month of the year.

About 700 BC it became the eighth month when January and February were added to the year before March by King Numa Pompilius, who also gave it 29 days.

Julius Caesar added two days when he created the Julian calendar in 45 BC, because he enjoyed the mating month, giving it its modern length of 31 days. In 8 BC it was renamed in honor of Augustus, who did not take a day from February.

BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THIS FACT:
In common years no other month starts on the same day of the week as August, though in leap years February starts on the same day.

Pretend you are multi-lingual:

- In Filipino, the month is called agosto

- In Dhivehi, the month is called Augastu

Symbols of August:

August’s birthstone is the peridot or onyx. Its birth flower is the gladiolus or poppy (The Heroin Flower), meaning beauty, strength of character, love, marriage and family.

A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

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There is only one king movie of the summer movie season, and the king is “Birdemic: Shock and Terror“. If you want more of a movie-mind-fuck than Inception, look out for Birdemic

The Plot: A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died.

The Trailer:

nuff said.

You are dumb, but your brain is smart. Why? READ ON! Read the rest of this entry »

Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.

Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.

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TODAY we show yo ass how to Grind like a mofo! check out this btich as grind!

Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust – TIME.

A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html#ixzz0tToH8VWF

So, anyone who’s anyone watched Heroes. Come on, you know you wanted to save that cheerleader right? Yeah you did. We all did. Well that cheerleader is growing up fast – and it looks like Hayden Panettiere is not totally sure of what side of the sex fence she’s on. Rumors fly around that she’s into dudes, chicks, and occasionally both.

Really – she’s been caught flashing and putting her mouth on all kinds of things lately.. from breasts to big trophies. PAO investigated and caught her in many acts..

Independence day falls on July 4th this year, for most Americans and Jessica Simpson, it is this coming Sunday.

For only US citizens this is a Federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. While US citizens don’t have to work on the 4th, you will still see illegal migrants manning hot dog stands and crushing lemons for fresh lemonade.

A few observations:

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