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If you can’t wait that long, you can see the whole smurfs movie now for free on our special forward-facing, cross-pollinated LDAP technology.
Parents who need baby names said:
- It’s weird.. my name is COURTNEY
- THX FOR THE TIPS, MIGHT GO WITH LA’COMPTON
- yo most of the names yall just made up like watermelonisha. that shitt dont make sense!!!
- Stop bagin on my otha kids names
Religious scientist and dear friend of Kirk Cameron discovered God is really real. Findings came while eating a banana, a yellow banana with a soda-can like top. Could the banana man be god? Can you speak with god on your banana phone? Did god make a time banana? Did you say wet banana? Watch the video and FIND OUT!
Religious Experts and Scientists said what:
- if bananas prove anything, it’s that cultivation works. And, of course, cultivation is a form of selection (under domestication), which is exactly how Darwin starts to explain natural selection.
Now a word from Jon Lajoie >>>> Read the rest of this entry »
Since the establishment of Harry Potter, magicians around the world have sought similar Celebrity Status, Here we have videos of several magicians slowing down time Simply amazing stuff
Waaayyy More Slow Motion Magic >>> Read the rest of this entry »
World champion roller-skater Taig Khris may have set a new world record by jumping off the Eiffel Tower with skates on, pending a drug test.
WATCH THE STUNT:
Officials chime in:
- He fell, DISQUALIFICATION!!!
- I’m assuming he was doping
- Rollerblading may be g@y, but that sh#t was insane.
- Has Red bull ran out of great ideas and now they are down to d-bag sports. Truly one of the wussiest things ever witnessed.
This is it folks, the ACTUAL video on how the 2012 Olympic mascots were developed. With Rainbows and metal. Awful. Try your hardest not to vomit
Back Story… When the official logo of the 2012 London Olympics was released three years ago, the odd puzzle-piece design was the object of so much scorn that organizers were desperate to avoid similar criticism when they unveiled the mascots for the Games on Wednesday. With the introduction of Wenlock and Mandeville….
The officials chime in….
- Uhhh.. alianz??
- This gives me yet another reason to boycott the 2012 London Olympic games…
- Ultimate Olympic Fail
- Does the FACT that these retarded mascots are made from rainbows indicate they are in fact gay and homosexual?
- Olympic teletubbies???
- WOW the british are sooooo creative /YAWN /MAJOR YAWN /SUPREME YAWN
- I love it. It’s so cute and charming in a pg way- so innocent
- The world ends in 2012, so who the f cares?
There are REAL actors wearing these bogus costumes
May 17, in Lancaster, Pa. (Today)
In the image above, a tow truck operator looks to tow a Jeep Liberty after the driver, Duke Smiths, who claims the accelerator stuck, drove it through the back wall of his garage on Monday, The Smiths suffered 2 broken elbows, 3 broken ribs, broken jawbone, a broken collar bone, 1 broken finger, and a concussion.
An investigation will take place, according to Burt Thompson of the Lancaster Police Department. “We have not ruled out the possibility that Duke Smiths was under the influence of one thing or another. Signs point to Crystal Meth.”
Lookin at Lucky wins the second Ultimate Horse Race of the year. Super Saver failed to meet expectations and blew a possible Triple Crown.
In honor of the Preakness, we have a music video about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. It’s a cartoon and your children might enjoy it.
Comments heard around the globe during the Preakness and after watching the Video
- Super Saver Fucked me out of a million dollars now what am I supposed to live for?
- If lemonade really comes from horses I probably won’t drink it again
- Raisins?
- Awsome and fantastic
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His associates said:
- this really is not funny
- Wait till your account gets hacked. Then see who’s laughing.
- I can certainly see where he is coming from
- At my peak, I had a level 65 Mage
WoW MELTDOWN , WOAHhhhahhhha >>> Read the rest of this entry »
A minor ski accident destroys an older mans life, for the day. Really great ski footage that makes you feel like your REALLY there pulling off daffys and helicopters. Personally, I felt like James Bond for a minute
Viewers React:
- I would have just killed him and buried him in the snow.
- Fake, there’s no snow in Australia.
- Here’s proof… All Skiers= Assholes – SnoBoardin’ FTW
- typical skiers, they’re either think they own the hill or they act like little pussies
Grab your Slo-Mo Balloon Condom Bonus!!! >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Solve all your marriage woes with the Better Marriage Blanket.
Starting at $39.95 if you share a Twin Bed with your Soul Mate
Frequently Asked Questions:
- Where do the collected farts go? They must end up somewhere
- Do my farts really bring down my marriage?
- Do you offer any discounts?
- What if your nose is under the blanket at the time of the fart?
- I thought farting was one of the many joys of marriage?
YOUR GUNNA GET BLAAAZZEDDD
Lifting weights with your Labia
“Intimate gymnastics” is a program patented by Tatyana Kozhevnikova – a master-instructor of group and individual fitness-aerobics programs, as well as a remedial gymnastics specialist. Tatyana is certified in “Power step-fitness-aerobics”, “Building of a beautiful female body”, etc. Tatyana is the only woman in the world who lifted 14 kg with her intimate muscles (pussy muscles) – an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.
She has been developing copyrighted programs and trainings for 15 years:
“Intimate gymnastics. Female charm”; “Intimate gymnastics. Male charm”;”Тraining for shorts or ideal buttocks in 5 days”; “Yin Yang” (pair work)”.
Tatyana has created a unique method for the first time in the world of fitness which combines the best schools and systems of East and West.
For organizers of trainings – Tatyana will consider conducting trainings using her copyrighted materials. On offer: on-line seminars, video lessons, seminars, books, discs, sports equipment.
Tatyana will be offering Intimate Gymnastics in your very own town, THIS YEAR!
WAIT!! THERES MORE Intimate Gymnastics after the JUMP >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Thursday Mime Chick Special:
Dudes on the street said:
- can i fuck ur face?
- She is a German, could she be part of the Nazi party?
- schade das da kein audiotrack bei is
- boah ist die schwanger oder so? O_o
- wher can i watch the ende of the video?
In a rare photo opportunity, Mexican wrestling star Monkeymangler has announced his joint venture with MTV starlet and harlot Tila Tequila as a celebrity tag team in American WWF-land. To entice some fighters, they posed with fingers flying in strong message to the world: “fuck you all!”.
Diggers lashed out about the news:
