Archive for the ‘LDAP’ Category
[Today's Top Twats] Thursday the 11th Edition
Posted in LDAP on 03/11/2010 01:14 pm by perrfTodays top Twats on the Twatter:
@minastefan
thank you for all the reassurance everyone…so sweet!! i’ll be thinking of you guys when i’m high as a kite lol
@BreeOlson
Wow! I fucked so many guys last night! I love being a club whore! Mmmhmmm it was fun!
@onionringfish
#whyursingle Pineappleope.com Bidding on Sex.com: http://digg.com/d31LDfa?t this is huge!
@luvmythong
RT @hannahbananah69 #boobs #retweet #twitterafterdark… http://twitsexy.com/905
@seajraw
I will send lots of bts pics and vid of the fuck feast going on today. U better stay tuned!!!!
[Stunts] Trampoline Guy Really Goes For It This Time
Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 03/08/2010 11:54 am by chiefThe Easiest way to feel like you are on the moon:
- is he a parkour?
- You can’t really tell but this is a ginger
- his mom should do it!! TOPLESS!
[UPDATE] PAO Scheduled Downtime is Over
Posted in Great Job Team, LDAP on 03/04/2010 01:11 pm by chiefPAO IS BACK UP!
Thank you for your patience during our scheduled downtime
great job team
Downtime Pics >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[WARNING] Scheduled PAO Downtime 12:00pm – 12:05pm Thursday 3/4
Posted in Great Job Team, LDAP on 03/04/2010 11:59 am by chief
PAO is conducting several tests
Expect PAO Downtime from 12:00pm – 12:05pm Today, Thursday 3/4
Great Job Team
[Social Health] Are you a Technosexual ?
Posted in Interesting Facts, LDAP, Your Health and Mine on 03/02/2010 03:45 pm by DrWould you consider yourself a person with a sexual attraction to machinery? Or do you have a serious case of robot fetishism? You might very well be a Technosexual!
HARD FACTS:
- A new study shows 6 out of 20 computer users, both male and female, prefer the company of an electronic device over that of a living being.
- 98% of woman technosexuals claim they prefer a vibrator to a man… But scientists believe the main reason behind this behavior is that they do not have a husband/boyfriend.
- 43% of technosexuals get sexually aroused by the sound of electronic bass.
- 8% of male technosexuals are attracted to only computer pornography.
- 35% of technosexuals seek out like-minded technosexuals at public places that offer a free WIFI connection
- Both Male and Female technosexuals spend several hours a day taking part in one of more of the following: heavy duty chat room activity, writing a Blog entry, or thinking of something witty and philosophical to post onto his/her favorite discussion board or newsgroup.
Next Page: Technosexuals and the internet >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[Nintendo] New Molesting Fetish Game Coming to the Wii
Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/26/2010 03:11 pm by chiefComing June 2010 to the Wii – ‘少女 プ: レイ3の’ (Artificial girl 2: Just the Tip)
Previewers Said:
- It’s been at least half an hour, and my brain has yet to process what the fuck I just watched.
- I can’t believe that people play with that shit. I can’t. It looks so sad
- where in the hell do people get this stuff? I need to pre-order
[Old fashion] Straight Up Sexist Bloopers
Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/22/2010 11:29 am by chief
Critics say:
- I bet you get laid a lot from the sexist remarks.
- i love this video - so true
- hahaha now women will know that theyre stupid…lol
- lmao FAT BITCHES DOWN!
[Room for Rent] We have some real estate available on CraigsList!
Posted in GIF-Based Knowledge Base, LDAP on 02/19/2010 08:53 am by Black_Moses
Just give us a buzz if you be interested yo!
[WoW Health] World of Warcraft Blues
Posted in LDAP, Tracking the Undead on 02/16/2010 12:08 pm by Dr Hes got an outstanding lisp. And hes mad. And hes Pissed. Known only as ‘Francis’, this World of Warcraft enthusiast vents about World of Warcraft.
Health Experts say:
- This guy makes perfect sense.
- so fake. he is just fat
- who plays that wow shit.. fps instant entertainment against people no commitments
- This aint reel bc if it where reel then dis nerrd woulld be died in 24 ours.
Wait, theres more >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[not quite LARP] Live Action Video Horror (not sure if it is rated R or M for mature)
Posted in LDAP, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Sporting, Tunez, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 02/08/2010 03:52 pm by CHINEESEEYESIf you made it through this entire film… collect your bonus >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[Nature] Naughty Nature – The Naughtiest Plants of All Time
Posted in LDAP, Nature on 02/08/2010 11:33 am by perrfAre they doing this on purpose? Did god do this? If so, then why? This shit turns me on, and will likely get you off in similar fashion. The video is less ‘hilarious’ and more ’sexy’. If you can take the sex, you will no doubt love the video.
Nature Enthusiasts said:
- Plants are bad influence to kids
- omg the plants have penises and titts and vaginas and asses yeah!
- Shakira-Hips Don’t Lie
- ahhaa viagra para cactus
- how mature
[LARP - Family Style] Beware .. The Dark One
Posted in LDAP, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 02/03/2010 09:46 am by onionrings
[Magic] Turkish Man Claims to have “Magical Powers”, Displays them on Television
Posted in Foreign Facts, LDAP on 02/02/2010 11:12 am by chiefAmazing Backstory: Man goes on Turkish television to prove he has “Magical Powers” but when they say he doesn’t, he flips the fuck out.
Magic Enthusiasts say:
- Yep….I’m convinced
- I think he made his case pretty well
- Harry… Potter… is that you?
- all that over a camel
Tuesday Morning Bonus Time >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[Sharks and Planes] Could a Mega Shark really eat an airplane out of the sky?
Posted in Interesting Facts, LDAP on 01/28/2010 12:39 pm by Black_MosesWe discovered this infographic to answer this burning question.
The answer? Pretty much. PAO recommends not to fly over water anymore. PAO further estimates that there is most definitely a Mega Shark living in the Bermuda Triangle. Explains a lot, huh?
[Brain Melting] Heidi is melting my brain.. how about you?
Posted in LDAP on 01/26/2010 03:30 pm by onionrings
[Cooking Tools] How to properly butcher a shark
Posted in Double Awesome, LDAP, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 01/25/2010 10:29 am by onionrings
Our Test Panel said:
“i’d turn a shark into sushi with my shark knife!”
“i’d butcher more than a shark. i’d butcher cars, trees, rocks.. whatev!”
“sharks better stay off my front porch”
“i took it to the beach – got arrested. fck this game”
“lost. left. arm. so. much. blood. hate. this. tool.”
“amazingly, it does NOT work on whales. tried, got the fail whale!”
[STUNTS] Pony Tailed Parkour Enthusiast Breaks His Face
Posted in LDAP, Sporting on 01/19/2010 11:46 am by chiefParkour or l’art du déplacement, is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one’s path by adapting one’s movements to the environment.
- Wow, that’s a big tree!
– you know what they say about big trees….
- No sympathy…don’t care
- Not very ninja like..
BONUS STUNT TUESDAY >>> Read the rest of this entry »
[war on drugs] learning to read with kittens
Posted in Double Awesome, LDAP, Nature, The Noche on 01/16/2010 05:18 am by CHINEESEEYESShortly after this video was made, the FDA required child proof containers be placed around all of the fun drugs.
