Archive for the ‘LDAP’ Category

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.

 

[Friday Trucks] Really Laid Back Truck Footage #truck #car

There is nothing special about this video. This is just straight up trucks in the canadian mid west.

 

[Study] Cats Like Womans Milk more than Soy Milk

 
 

Reader questions: Is it SFW? Take our POLL.

Hi PAO, I like to look at many things on the internet while I work. Today I found one that someone said “hey, thats WRONG” and I said no, its RIGHT and it escalated to the brink of a knife fight. So I wanted to ask the authorities on SFW vs NSFW about this image.. ~ Francesco Damaliano

Read our expert opinion.. and SEE THE IMAGE: Read the rest of this entry »

 

Back to the Mailbag!! Today we talk about pet wasps.

Q: Elana from Nevada asks “can you keep wasps as pets? i think they are sooo cute!”

A: Simple answer – YES! Elana clearly lives under a rock and doesn’t know about the latest fad in small pets. Yeah Paris Hilton still has a chihuahua in a bag –  but the hippest people are going smaller – to things like bugs! Check out this friendly little wasp – SO CUTE OMG.

 

[Dance Lesson] The Double Dream Feet

Dance Students said what:

“ive never felt so gay violated in my whole life”
- cstunts44

“Well maybe his boyfriend is amused because I surly am not.”
- deadra

“I’m winded.”
- Ray C

“He’s not really that bad of a dancer. Grown ass people watching dance instructions for kids is obviously not going to like it… Try putting up a clip of Barney and expect not to be creeped out.”
- Judsparrow

“@Judsparrow what are grown ass people?”
- cstunts44

“@Judsparrow, @cstunts44 Yeah what are grown ass people?”
- deadra

 

[Most Interesting] Fascinating Video Straight from the Far East

Most likely winner of 2011 top web videos of the year award for top video uploaded on the internet. Sit back and take it all in

Review Panel Said:

“Okay, I am so fucking disturbed words can’t describe it.”
- Jerryz

“how odd”
-saaarah

“I DONT UNDERSTAND FUCKING ANYTHING”
- Tom Lehoya

“what the fuck uhhhhhhhhhhh im so disgustid by this this is 50 times worse then 2 grls 1 cup i mean who the fuck wood post this video”
- Ricardo F.

 
 

[Hard Dance] Tuesday Afternoon Dance Off

Sexy Swimsuit Bimbo lights up the Dance Floor in this edition of Tuesday Dance Off!!!

MMMMMmmmmmm

 

[Holidays] Ground Hog Day 2011

To the disappointment of winter enthusiasts, Phuxitony Phil the Groundhog did not see its shadow today, Ground Hog day 2011. PAO got its hands on the rodent Phil, and shot some pics before shooting Phil

PHUXITONY BEFORE PAO

SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! EXCLUSIVE AFTER PIC >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[QUESTING on the PC] Bring Your Jimmy Hat for Hardcore Questing, this is BoneCraft

All your Questing needs and dreams are here. Right Now.

BoneCraft

Great Job Team

 
 

[Hosana] Morning Prayer with Skott and Behr

Hosana to you

PArt Dos >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Non-Winter Skiing] Skiing Ocean Waves AKA Agua Super Giant Slalom

The Super Giant Slalom is an Alpine skiing discipline. McChill is the fastest Super G skiier of all time.

Beach-go-er-s said:

- i have never in my life seen skis like that, im a water and snow skier, the yellow skis have fins mounted on them and are way too thick to be snow skis, the black pair could be powder boards but unless your in 5ft of champagne their way too fat to be useful

- Uh, ok. Must be fun floating in the water with soggy boots and floating skis on your feet. NOT!

- sorry but those definitely aren’t snow skis…

 

[Sex Offender Supplies] Stop Bed Indrudahs Now!!

“If you don’t use this you really dumb, no, you really really dumb” – Antoine Dodson

 

[Competition] Training for the National Bagging Championship

Roger Chen trains for the national bagging championship

 
 

[rock doc] These guys don’t know how to spell LDAP