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Roger Chen trains for the national bagging championship

If you can’t wait that long, you can see the whole smurfs movie now for free on our special forward-facing, cross-pollinated LDAP technology.

Parents who need baby names said:

- It’s weird.. my name is COURTNEY

- Stop bagin on my otha kids names

Religious scientist and dear friend of Kirk Cameron discovered God is really real. Findings came while eating a banana, a yellow banana with a soda-can like top. Could the banana man be god? Can you speak with god on your banana phone? Did god make a time banana? Did you say wet banana? Watch the video and FIND OUT!

Religious Experts and Scientists said what:

- if bananas prove anything, it’s that cultivation works. And, of course, cultivation is a form of selection (under domestication), which is exactly how Darwin starts to explain natural selection.

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Since the establishment of Harry Potter, magicians around the world have sought similar Celebrity Status, Here we have videos of several magicians slowing down time Simply amazing stuff

Waaayyy More Slow Motion Magic >>> Read the rest of this entry »

World champion roller-skater Taig Khris may have set a new world record by jumping off the Eiffel Tower with skates on, pending a drug test.

WATCH THE STUNT:

Officials chime in:

- Has Red bull ran out of great ideas and now they are down to d-bag sports. Truly one of the wussiest things ever witnessed.

This is it folks, the ACTUAL video on how the 2012 Olympic mascots were developed. With Rainbows and metal. Awful. Try your hardest not to vomit

Back Story… When the official logo of the 2012 London Olympics was released three years ago, the odd puzzle-piece design was the object of so much scorn that organizers were desperate to avoid similar criticism when they unveiled the mascots for the Games on Wednesday. With the introduction of Wenlock and Mandeville….

The officials chime in….

- Uhhh.. alianz??

- The world ends in 2012, so who the f cares?

There are REAL actors wearing these bogus costumes

May 17, in Lancaster, Pa. (Today)

In the image above, a tow truck operator looks to tow a Jeep Liberty after the driver, Duke Smiths, who claims the accelerator stuck, drove it through the back wall of his garage on Monday, The Smiths suffered 2 broken elbows, 3 broken ribs, broken jawbone, a broken collar bone, 1 broken finger, and a concussion.

An investigation will take place, according to Burt Thompson of the Lancaster Police Department. “We have not ruled out the possibility that Duke Smiths was under the influence of one thing or another. Signs point to Crystal Meth.”

Lookin at Lucky wins the second Ultimate Horse Race of the year. Super Saver failed to meet expectations and blew a possible Triple Crown.

In honor of the Preakness, we have a music video about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. It’s a cartoon and your children might enjoy it.

Comments heard around the globe during the Preakness and after watching the Video

- Awsome and fantastic

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His associates said:

- this really is not funny

- At my peak, I had a level 65 Mage

WoW MELTDOWN , WOAHhhhahhhha >>> Read the rest of this entry »

A minor ski accident destroys an older mans life, for the day. Really great ski footage that makes you feel like your REALLY there pulling off daffys and helicopters. Personally, I felt like James Bond for a minute

Viewers React:

- typical skiers, they’re either think they own the hill or they act like little pussies

Grab your Slo-Mo Balloon Condom Bonus!!! >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Solve all your marriage woes with the Better Marriage Blanket.

Starting at $39.95 if you share a Twin Bed with your Soul Mate

Frequently Asked Questions:

- Where do the collected farts go? They must end up somewhere

- I thought farting was one of the many joys of marriage?

YOUR GUNNA GET BLAAAZZEDDD

Lifting weights with your Labia

“Intimate gymnastics” is a program patented by Tatyana Kozhevnikova – a master-instructor of group and individual fitness-aerobics programs, as well as a remedial gymnastics specialist. Tatyana is certified in “Power step-fitness-aerobics”, “Building of a beautiful female body”, etc. Tatyana is the only woman in the world who lifted 14 kg with her intimate muscles (pussy muscles) – an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.

She has been developing copyrighted programs and trainings for 15 years:

“Intimate gymnastics. Female charm”; “Intimate gymnastics. Male charm”;”Тraining for shorts or ideal buttocks in 5 days”; “Yin Yang” (pair work)”.
Tatyana has created a unique method for the first time in the world of fitness which combines the best schools and systems of East and West.
For organizers of trainings – Tatyana will consider conducting trainings using her copyrighted materials. On offer: on-line seminars, video lessons, seminars, books, discs, sports equipment.

Tatyana will be offering Intimate Gymnastics in your very own town, THIS YEAR!

WAIT!! THERES MORE Intimate Gymnastics after the JUMP >>> Read the rest of this entry »