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[Summer 2011] How to Make Babes Skinny Dip with You – AKA Aquatic Nudity)

Summer is around the BEND. Swimming time is near.

Master the art of skinny dip persuasion with this video here :

These Babes won’t need much Convincing >>>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Countdown] Only 1 Day Left Until Christmas Day

One day until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com. This will be the LAST update on XMAS countdown.

Due to the impending holiday, PAO will not be featuring a Q&A session today. Pineappleope.com would like to inform you about the lack of coverage expected next week, due to PAO’s mandatory holiday break.

Great Job Team

HERE IS YOUR PAO HOLIDAY BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Countdown] Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Two days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why does Santa have a white beard?
From: Lisa, UK

International question, woah. Thanks Lisa. Well santa clearly doesn’t shave, which is why he has a beard. The reason its white is most likely due to the age of santa.

-Perrf PAO Editor

 
 

[Countdown] Only 3 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Three days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why is Christmas celebrated on the 25th of December?
From: Jerome, TX

Jerome, thanks for the question. I’m personally not a religious man, so I don’t quite have the answer for you. What I do know, is that the 25th of December has something to do with the holy guy Jesus. My best guess is that Jesus was born on Christmas and in some way or another, transformed into santa.

-Perrf PAO Editor

 

[Countdown] Only 7 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Seven days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

xmas babes

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is Santa Real?
From: Theresa, FL

Theresa, I just want to first thank you for your question, thank you. In short, No. No, sorry. He is just a character made up by some adults. Basically it is just a silly rumor to get children to do what they are told. Parents are the ones who put presents in your stockings.

-Ronny PAO Employee

 

[Countdown] Only 9 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Nine days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

hot christmas babe

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
When did people start decorating Christmas trees?
From: Pluggariffic, AZ

Pluggariffic, Thanks for the question. Easy, the first decorated Christmas tree was in Riga, Latvia in 1510.
-Perrf PAO Author

 

[Countdown] Only 10 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Ten days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

sexmas

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is Sexmas a real Holiday? If so, Is it celebrated on December 25th?
From: Amy C., MA

Well, Amy, that is certainly a good question. Sexmas is an awesome variable for the term “X-mas” which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, “Christmas”. Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex. Sexmas could be celebrated any day of the year, not just on December 25th. Though on December 25th, Sexmas could be celebrated.
Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!
-perrf, PAO Author

 
 

[How To] Make the First Move on a chick!

Pineappleope has a little Xmas gift for you today… the gift of game!

 

Screw Cyber Monday. Here’s a DIY gift idea – laser guided slingshot!

I’m “calling in sick” at work tomorrow to build mine. If I survive, will report back.

Quotables:

  • BE SURE TO TIGHTEN UP YOUR NUTS WITH A WRENCH! XD
  • duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb product placement
  • I WOULD USE A DILDO! *boom headshot* 10 points!!
  • my dog’s shit! (his poop would be ammo to shoot at my idiotic brother)
  • Looks like your running ideas Kip Kedersha if you are send me a message and i will be happy to give you some
  • that is a mother of all slingshots!!!! :D D
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    [CELEBS] Is Minka Kelly All That Attractive After All?

    Minka the Zebra

    Aerobics Minka

    Minka Reaching in Summer Attire

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    [Storm Watch][Damp Water] Hurricane Nicole Scherzinger Set to Flood the Eastern United States

    Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

    As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

    Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

    Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

     

    [Rapper on a Segway] T-Pain Rides Segways

     

    [Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

    The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80′s.

    Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

    “Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

     

    [Smelling] The Truth about the Woman’s Nose

    As a doctor, I feel especially qualified to weigh in on women’s noses.

    Did you know? ? ?

    1. One in four girls will wait anywhere from two weeks to a month before washing their sheets in order to keep their guy’s scent close. Double that time if the two bang. Triple it if the two bang a guest at the same time.

    2. 56 percent of girls say they won’t date a guy who smells like their dad. 26% say they will only bang guy’s who smell like their fathers.

    3. One out of two girls admits that she has committed theft and/or grand larceny by stealing an article of clothing or a car from a guy to smell when he’s gone and nearly 60 percent of girls sleep in their guy’s clothes because they like his lingering aroma.

    4. 60 percent of girls still remember the smell of their ex’s cologne

    Riveting. So apparently it is determined that women like the way the guys they date smell and don’t want to go out with a guy who smells not like their guy. If you needed PAO to tell you these things, well … you probably wear Axe.

     
     

    [The opposite of LARP] Driver’s Education Reform

    In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.