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[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

by chief on Feb 21, 2012 • 3 Comments

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.

Tags: beheading the hacker, bringing the hacker to justice, buried alive, getting hacked, hacking, hacking the hacker, stoning of the hacker | 3 Comments

Hate / Top Notch Videos

[Live Oil Cam] PAO on the spot at the oil spill – watch live!

by bottomtooth on Jun 3, 2010 • 2 Comments

We are deep undercover getting exclusive footage of the Oilpacolypse. Check out what’s going on right now! BTW, its like, 4 degrees above freezing or some shit. Freezin. Care to Chat it up while you watch? Yeah you do – meet some ladies here!

Tags: free live chat, hot girls, live cam, live spy feed, oil cam, spy videos, what is BP doing | 2 Comments

Hate / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[Uh Oh, Spagetti-o's] MPAA and RIAA wants to put spyware on YOUR computer

by onionrings on Apr 15, 2010 • 2 Comments

These two crack-smokin orgs have proposed some insane BS in a recent letter to the Office of Intellectual Property Enforcement. Check it:

The installation of spyware on computers which would seek out and automatically delete illegally obtained media
Censorship of the internet which would block the transfer of illegal files
Giving border guards the authority to search one’s tech gear for illegal files
The lobbying of foreign governments to follow suit
Having the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security actively and swiftly enforcing copyright laws

Tags: government spyware, mpaa sucks, napster used to rule, riaa sucks, spyware | 2 Comments

Hate / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[Don't Say It] ‘Kudos’

by Dr on Mar 30, 2010 • 1 Comment

At PAO, employees are restricted from using the term ‘Kudos’ unless referring to the chocolate covered candy bar kudos.

The reason behind this? The word ‘kudos’ sucks

Don’t let yourself be caught using the term ‘kudos’, under any circumstance – or you might die

‘Kudos’ used in a sentence:

“Kudos to Pineappleope.com photographers for snapping a photo of Anne Hathaway’s boobs”

Tags: dont say it, i hate the word kudos, id rather die, kudos is the worst, kudos!, shut your trap, so lame, wash your mouth with soap, worst word ever | 1 Comment

Comida / Hate / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[We're all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.

by Black_Moses on Mar 29, 2010 • 2 Comments

Well, its official. We’re all gonna die. If you think eating is better than doing drugs to cure your woes, you are wrong. Food is drugs, officially – according to health.com . And not entry level, easy going drugs – food is like COKE and HEROIN, smoked and injected into your eyeballs. Its that bad. Don’t eat. Seriously. Stop… its for your own good. And don’t do drugs.

Oh, yeah, read the full story: Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: addicted to food, drug food, drug sandwich, drugs and food, fat, fat ass, fat food, food, food gets you high, food makes you fat | 2 Comments

Hate / Interesting Facts

[Q&A] Can a bald woman use a hair dryer effectively?

by Dr on Mar 26, 2010 • 2 Comments

As a Doctor, I get questions about medical things very often. That’s why I like to share that information – I’m a Doctor. I know “my shit”, as urban terminology goes. Today’s question comes from young Felicia Anderstienenson from somewhere in Europe. She asked if “bald people can use a hair dryer”.

Well, little lady, I can’t say I fully understand what you are getting at. Its not like you have to be in a special club to use a hair dryer – a monkey could use one. So bald people aren’t excluded based on membership or anything like that.. but, I suppose, since they don’t have hair, they wouldn’t NEED a hair dryer. They’d need a “head dryer”. But would a head dryer differ? I think not. So.. to answer your question, you stupid asshole, YES.

Tags: bald advice, bald lady, bald people, Flip n style, hair dryers, medical advice | 2 Comments

Hate / widget! / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[Widgets] Have allergies, but love hamsters? We’ve got a fix for ya!

by littlemantate on Mar 8, 2010 • 1 Comment

A few kind words:

I want to go kill a real hamster because of this

I virtually hate this. Lucky it is hypoallergenic

AW SO CUTE LOL HAHAH ZOMG

Tags: awful, virtual hamster | 1 Comment

Hate / Top Notch Videos / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[Trippy] Laundry day is much more fun when you are trippin balls

by bottomtooth on Mar 4, 2010 • 1 Comment

the most charming thing i’ve ever seen

i lost my balls, last time i tripped that hard

i’ma stick a pencil in my ear if tho birds no shut UP

Tags: drug sandwich, getting high, laundry, laundry on drugs, tripping balls | 1 Comment

Great Job Team / Hate / Interesting Facts / LDAP / Looking Back

[LDAP] This Is Why The Google AdSense Service Sucks Balls

by chief on Nov 3, 2009 • No Comments

PAO Received this garbage from Google Adsense following our Petition to get reinstated. For those uninformed, Adsense was fortunate enough to be PAO’s main advertiser until they screwed PAO out of roughly $10 G’s.

google-sucks[1]

Hello,

Thanks for providing us with additional information. However, after
thoroughly reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into
consideration, we’ve re-confirmed that your account poses a significant
risk to our advertisers. For this reason, we’re unable to reinstate your
account. Thank you for your understanding.

As a reminder, if you have any questions about your account or the actions
we’ve taken, please do not reply to this email. You can find more
information by visiting

https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=57153.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Boycott Google Adsense.

Great Job Team

Tags: adbrite ftw, adsense for the loss, google adsense sucks balls, google sucks, screwed out of large sums of money, wtf | No Comments

Hate / Worst Stuff of All-Time

[special blankets] move over slapchop

by CHINEESEEYES on Oct 27, 2009 • No Comments

Tags: comes in blueberry mint and blood flavors, flashlights in broad daylight, wtf blanket | No Comments

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

[Live Oil Cam] PAO on the spot at the oil spill – watch live!

[Uh Oh, Spagetti-o's] MPAA and RIAA wants to put spyware on YOUR computer

[Don't Say It] ‘Kudos’

[We're all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.

[Q&A] Can a bald woman use a hair dryer effectively?

[Widgets] Have allergies, but love hamsters? We’ve got a fix for ya!

[Trippy] Laundry day is much more fun when you are trippin balls

[special blankets] move over slapchop

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