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PAO IS BACK UP!

Thank you for your patience during our scheduled downtime

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PAO is conducting several tests

Expect PAO Downtime from 12:00pm – 12:05pm Today, Thursday 3/4

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Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected

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Testing new cutting edge Watermarks functions. Branding this ass

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Hi Loyal PAO Readers,

Next week, our head honcho will be on vacation. I, Msgr. Largebuck, will be in charge. According to Chief’s instructions, all PAO posts will be done in Microsoft Powerpoint. You can download a free Powerpoint viewer. Please update your LDAP accordingly. Thank you for your attention, cooperation, and participation in these difficult times.

- Msgr. Largebuck

Pineappleope.com offices are celebrating the annual event of November, the month Pineappleope.com was launched.

The Take Away:
- Traffic is up
- Profit way up
- Watermarked PAO images
- Still searching for Carrie Prejean video

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November is the 11th month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of four Gregorian months with the length of 30 days. For those not affiliated with the Latin language: November retained its name (from the Latin novem meaning “nine”) when January and February were added to the Roman calendar.

Lauren Conrad enjoys the Peak of Boogie Board Season, Nov. 2009

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PAO Received this garbage from Google Adsense following our Petition to get reinstated. For those uninformed, Adsense was fortunate enough to be PAO’s main advertiser until they screwed PAO out of roughly $10 G’s.

Hello,

Thanks for providing us with additional information. However, after
thoroughly reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into
consideration, we’ve re-confirmed that your account poses a significant
risk to our advertisers. For this reason, we’re unable to reinstate your
account. Thank you for your understanding.

As a reminder, if you have any questions about your account or the actions
we’ve taken, please do not reply to this email. You can find more
information by visiting

https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=57153.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Boycott Google Adsense.

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Windows 1.0 was released in November 1985

The Original Whopper Launched with the 1st Version of Windows in 1985

This Song was played at the Windows 1.0 Launch

This image was downloaded on Windows

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN PENGUINS ATTACK ???

ATTACK THE PENGUINS!

PLAY PENGUIN ATTACK NOW!

PENGUIN ATTACK! powered by Pineappleope.com

using ABCDEF Life Skills

PAO interns had one task this past summer – bust each others balls. Literally. Break them to bits. However, there was a rule – being – make the other guy do it to himself! It was a very challenging challenge – think about it. Bob, go make Joe break his own cajones. Joe doesn’t want to, obviously – so how does Bob get him to do it? The art of deception, of course!

Well, as you ought to know by now, the PAO Intern Contest of 2009 produced some smart friggin kids. Check out this video to see how they handled our task, using the patented PAO “ABCDEF Life Skills” of Assholery, Busting Nuts, Chucking Logs, Douchebaggery, Extreme Awesomeness, and Fucking Over Your Friends.

At Pineappleope.com, staff have created the most advanced and unique equation to generate a list of The Most Popular Articles on EARTH.

A link to this section has been convieniently placed at the top of Pineappleope.com called ‘Pop‘

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In Japan, office workers have to face compulsory calisthenics to fight Boner’s Disease, musco-skeletal degeneration, boredom, and to make use of the otherwise useless “roof” floor of the office building. While PAO employees largely avoided the swine flu epidemic, PAO executives have noticed a spike in cases of Boner’s Disease. Effective immediately, each Wedensday, PAO employees will be asked to participate in our Headbanging for Health program. This will not in any way affect the weekly Thursday Ice Cream Socials. Please watch the following instructional video intently, your life may depend on it.
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