Reporters are reporting that Pineappleope.com has plans to bid on the second most valuable Internet domain: SEX.COM. This ultimate domain is headed to auction next week after the previous owner defaulted on its debts.
Escom LLC paid a reported $14 million for the Web site in 2006. But the company failed to repay debt owed to DOM Partners LLC, the New Jersey-based lender that helped finance the deal.
As a result, sex.com will be sold “as is” in the equivalent of a foreclosure sale, according to a letter from DOM Partners’ lawyers that was made public Tuesday. The auction is set for March 18 in New York, and bidders are required to appear with a certified check for $1 million to participate.
Pineappleope.com will be in New York with a certified check for $6 million under the assumption this SEX.COM bidding war will not go above $5.9 million. If the auction is won, Pineappleope.com promises to create an extremely racy and explicit web portal.
PAO will keep you informed how the auction goes down… with possible live-blogging.
PAO action will be significantly reduced due to the impending Blizzard of 2010. PAO staff are hitting the slopes in search of the elusive brazilian snow bunny
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Lauren Conrad enjoys the Peak of Boogie Board Season, Nov. 2009
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PAO interns had one task this past summer – bust each others balls. Literally. Break them to bits. However, there was a rule – being – make the other guy do it to himself! It was a very challenging challenge – think about it. Bob, go make Joe break his own cajones. Joe doesn’t want to, obviously – so how does Bob get him to do it? The art of deception, of course!
Well, as you ought to know by now, the PAO Intern Contest of 2009 produced some smart friggin kids. Check out this video to see how they handled our task, using the patented PAO “ABCDEF Life Skills” of Assholery, Busting Nuts, Chucking Logs, Douchebaggery,Extreme Awesomeness, and Fucking Over Your Friends.
In Japan, office workers have to face compulsory calisthenics to fight Boner’s Disease, musco-skeletal degeneration, boredom, and to make use of the otherwise useless “roof” floor of the office building. While PAO employees largely avoided the swine flu epidemic, PAO executives have noticed a spike in cases of Boner’s Disease. Effective immediately, each Wedensday, PAO employees will be asked to participate in our Headbanging for Health program. This will not in any way affect the weekly Thursday Ice Cream Socials. Please watch the following instructional video intently, your life may depend on it. Read the rest of this entry »
Today, mega corporation Pineappleope.com made headlines on the internet and in trade magazines around the globe, and in space. PAO met 1000.
This event certainly shattered records for the biggest single event ever, and will end up being one of the biggest events in universe history. This is an enormous test for the entire infrastructure of the web.
Today brings us more positive internal Pineappleope.com company news, the ‘PAO Fund for the Less than Fortunate‘ exceeded expectation and surpassed it’s goal. Yes, we are buying a company Yacht with the earned money. Your future is now: Other facts about this:
1000 (one thousand) is the natural number following 999. One thousand is the lowest positive integer in which the letter A appears in the American English spelling.
As a result, sex.com will be sold “as is” in the equivalent of a foreclosure sale, according to a letter from DOM Partners’ lawyers that was made public Tuesday. The auction is set for March 18 in New York, and bidders are required to appear with a certified check for $1 million to participate.
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