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Do not get in the way of these determined theater attendees. They like their shows and movies. Alot.

Scenes from the Annual PAO “September Outting”:

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I don’t think I’m the only straight woman that has been single so long, I’ve considered switching teams. My first choice would be to turn my cat, David Litterman, into a human because he’s so sweet and cuddly. But given he’s neutered and now older than me (in cat years), I’ve been thinking about what is great about other women.

1. We could communicate, there’s no penis to interfere with our brain waves.

2. We could cuddle and be satisfied with close physical contact and no penetration.

3. Women have softer lips. Learned this in a body language acting workshop—women are fun to kiss, even French kiss. (Hey, it was integral to the acting scene.)

4. Women prefer to leave the bed to pass gas (at least straight women like me do) whereas men think it’s funny to fart in bed and gross out a partner.

5. Hugs can be sexual or non-sexual on a date. Maybe I’ve dated the wrong men, but most seem to want the hug to lead in the direction of the sack.

6. It’s nice to hold a woman’s hand since we usually don’t have sweaty palms. See #1 and #5 above, I think the penis and bedroom goal may lead to sweaty palms.

7. Women really kiss softly and tenderly. Some guys I’ve kissed seem to be trying to give me a tonsillectomy or conduct a dental exam. And those guys usually have more spit than the ocean has water. If I want a kiss that wet, I’ll kiss a dog!

I hope other women can add to this list (gay and straight). And I’m not trying to bash men here because I’m still looking for the right guy, I just need him to be more intuitive than many guys. Straight women love gay men because they have more feminine intuition (and certainly better fashion sense than me!)

via Seven Reasons Women Prefer Other Women (from the Straight Perspective) – DivineCaroline .

Possibly the most challenging stunt in stunt history, this stunt man takes on the ultimate in stunts, slip and slide long jump.

Coming Soon, Most Death Defying Crocodile Mile Stunt, to Date

In Japan, office workers have to face compulsory calisthenics to fight Boner’s Disease, musco-skeletal degeneration, boredom, and to make use of the otherwise useless “roof” floor of the office building. While PAO employees largely avoided the swine flu epidemic, PAO executives have noticed a spike in cases of Boner’s Disease. Effective immediately, each Wedensday, PAO employees will be asked to participate in our Headbanging for Health program. This will not in any way affect the weekly Thursday Ice Cream Socials. Please watch the following instructional video intently, your life may depend on it.
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ROCHDALE, England, June 8 (UPI) — The British Ministry of Justice is warning the country’s prisons that prisoners have taken to using a 16th-century slang to hide talk about drug deals.The 500-year-old dialect, which is known as thieves’ cant or rogues’ cant, was believed to have been developed by medieval gypsies and adopted by a handful of scoundrels across England. Officials at Buckley Hall Prison in Rochdale said the dialect has resurfaced as a code for drug trafficking, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

Officials said they determined that “chat” and “onick” are being used as code for heroin, while “cawbe” denotes crack cocaine and “inick” is code for a cell phone or a SIM card.

“This is the most ingenious use of a secret code we have ever come across,” an official at the 381-prisoner facility said. “Elizabethan cant was only used by a tiny number of people and it is quite amazing that is has been resurrected in order to buy drugs. Some inmates will try anything to get contraband into jail.”

The Ministry of Justice sent a security alert to officials at prisons in England and Wales warning them to be aware of the code.

Prisoners resurrect 500-year-old slang – UPI.com.