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silly amerca donno nothing on fighting robo cinima movies.

my country has SUPER EPIC FIGHT TIME with roboots. see this movie. SEE IT you BULLMONKEYDONG!!!1

girl in film makes tingles too

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Most likely winner of 2011 top web videos of the year award for top video uploaded on the internet. Sit back and take it all in

Review Panel Said:

“Okay, I am so fucking disturbed words can’t describe it.”
- Jerryz

Two weeks until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why do chicks want to make out with me under mistletoe?
From: Ritchie, WY

Thanks for the question, Ritchie. The custom of making out under mistletoe may be related to a super hot Scandinavian goddess (possibly pictured above). Frigga, the goddess of love in Norse mythology, is strongly and sexually associated with mistletoe, which has been used as a decoration in homes for thousands of years. Mistletoe is associated with many pagan rituals. In fact, the Christian church disliked the plant so much, thanks to its pagan associations, that it forbade its use in any form, even the smoke form. Some English churches continued this ban as late as the 20th century. According to Charles Panati’s excellent book, Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, holly became a Christian substitute for mistletoe, which is why we “deck the halls” with it. The sharply pointed leaves in holly were supposed to symbolize the thorns in Christ’s crown and the red berries were to symbolize his blood. And so, all of that is why we suck face under it. Its also been known to enhance holiday cheer.
-P.Segal, PAO Employee

Costumes for Christmas – an age old European idea, loved by people around the world. It unfortunately died out many many centuries ago, once this Santa Clause clown became popular.

Well, PAO is bringing it back – check out this week’s installment!! Read the rest of this entry »

In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.

Back and better than eva!!!

AGAIN, Apple has lost its hands on the new iPhone – Clumsy Apple employees have lost the sacred iPhone 4G in a Vietnam opium den outside of Hanoi. The main actor in the video below claims he bartered $4000 worth of opium for full possession of the Apple wireless telephone.

PAO has verified that the phone in this video is in fact the new iPhone, and it certainly looks like the real deal, from the flat, glossy front and back panels to the new, flat aluminum edges, the front-facing camera, the camera flash in back, and the new microSIM slot, similar to the one on the just-released iPad.

When asked, the main actor in the above video said he could not confirm nor deny rumors about the iPhone running on Verizon.

Unfortunately, it looks like the handset refuses to boot; instead, all we can see on the display is a picture of a fireball and some apparent debug text in the bottom corner of the screen. May have been caused by amateur hacking.

One thing is for sure: The Vietnamese love the Bee Gees. How deep is your love

Check out some EXCLUSIVE iPhone Babes Wallpapers >>> Read the rest of this entry »

Colds have been a bother for millennia. Not anymore, well… at least not in Japan, for now. Japanese scientists have discovered the only known way to 100% fight off cold symptoms. Available at most Wallgreens located in Japan.

You may want to travel to Japan if you… Got a raspy cough? Can’t stop sneezing? Maybe you feel achy and fatigued.

….Chances are you have a cold.

The meat of this competition comes right after the 6 minute slap fest… Some of the best fighting the world has seen to date.

The confused crowd said:

- the UFC needs to sign these guys asap

- WTF am i watching

Age old conundrum here – can an attractive woman outrun baby kangaroos?

And to really make this a sweet answer - CAN BABY KANGAROOS SWIM?? Find out with the video that follows..

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MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.