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some say:

• “i threw up. then this chunker came and ate it”
• “you momma so fat.. she.. uh.. what the hell…”
• “need. pizza. stat.  life force.. getting.. weak.. “
• “and you wondered what happened to pizza the hut.. “
• “i hope that’s Weight Watchers on the phone”

You’d think a night on the ice would have cooled her mood, but Emily Atack saw red after she was voted off ITV1’s dancing show last night.

Following her exit from Dancing On Ice, the Inbetweeners actress, 20, snapped and let rip at a taxi when the car allegedly almost hit her as it reversed.

Emily was visibly upset following her loss in the dance-off with Danniella Westbrook – she was pictured outside Elstree Studios accompanied by her sister as she wept.

Chill out! Emily Atack lets fly after a taxi allegedly almost hit her as it reversed outside Elstree Studios in Borehamwood, north London

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Forget Elmo, forget Pokemon.. this year’s craze can be just one thing..

Amazing Backstory: Man goes on Turkish television to prove he has “Magical Powers” but when they say he doesn’t, he flips the fuck out.

Magic Enthusiasts say:
- Yep….I’m convinced

- all that over a camel

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Many a schoolyard fight was begun over this simple question. Which is the best Twix? Is it the sweet and crunchy “original” twix with caramel? Or is the “alternative” flavor, peanut butter, better?

While pondering that, explain how the following statement makes any sense, and don’t forget to take the quiz after the break!

Twix Tea Breaks (introduced around 1980s, UK). Single bars in between the size of a standard bar and a miniature bar (though having the same dimensions as a standard bar). Available loose in Twix bags from supermarkets. Re-named around 1990s. – from Wikipedia

Wikiwhat?

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Has you ever go wedding and just crash and fight! Its fun time go. I fight win and crash and eat free. Drunk!!!! People good kind to share video becos I make fun times.

Giga Pudding is a pudding-making kit by Japanese toy company Takara Tomy that outshines all other pudding-making kits for producing a bucket-sized, 20-serving mountain of crème caramel and for spurning a theme song so catchy that it’s been released as a single. Watch the video after the jump. [Warning: Inappropriate for those offended by images of cute food eating itself.]

PAO Supports Haiti relief efforts with Babes of Haiti

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The Police have shut down what would have been China’s first gay pageant just an hour before it was to start Friday, the event’s organizer said.

The Mr. Gay China pageant, featuring a fashion show and a host in drag, was set to take place in an upscale nightclub in Beijing, but police arrived and said it could not take place, Ben Zhang said.

“They said the content, meaning homosexuality, there’s nothing wrong with that, but you did not do things according to procedures,” Zhang said.

He said police told him he needed official approval for events that included performances, in this case a stage show.
Chinese police frequently cite procedural reasons for closing down gatherings deemed politically sensitive, and authorities have harassed gays in the past. Homosexuality remains a sensitive topic and gays struggle to be accepted by mainstream society.
“I feel really sad. This was going to be a very good event to show a positive image of gay people,” said Wei Xiaogang, a judge at the event and host of Queer Comrades, a popular Internet talk-show on gay issues.

Organizers and contestants said they were not surprised the show was canceled, though the order came quite suddenly.
“Yesterday we were here rehearsing until after midnight and there were no problems and no one came to give us any kind of warning,” said contestant Emilio Liu, 26.
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Today’s match up is a Donkey Versus a Man with very loose pants. The outcome will melt your brain

Overheard in the crowd:

- jaajajaajajaajajajajajajajajaj ajajajajajajajajajaj

- siempre me e preguntado qe pasa despues

Thousands of Rabbits Being Shot, Deep-Frozen and Burned for Fuel in a Swedish Heating Plant

Thousands of rabbits, some of them pets abandoned by their owners, are being shot, deep-frozen and burned in a heating plant in Sweden, a professional hunter who works for the city of Stockholm said on Tuesday.

The center of the Swedish capital is being plagued by thousands of rabbits, some of them wild and some of them stray pets, and 3,000 have been culled this year, down from 6,000 in 2008, Tommy Tuvunger, who hunts rodents for the Stockholm city administration, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.

“We are shooting rabbits in Stockholm center, they are a very big problem,” said Tuvunger. The rabbits are eating their way through the city’s central parks. “Once culled, the rabbits are frozen and when we have enough; a contractor comes and takes them away. “

via Rabbits Burned for Fuel in Sweden – ABC News.

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What do YOU do when YOUR war buddy dies? Cry? Kill? Flip out? Or… do you go to the Cantina with your favorite Tequila Chuggin Robot??

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PAO saw this coming from a mile away…

General Motors is shutting down its Swedish car brand, Saab, after attempts to close deal with a buyer failed.

GM had announced earlier this year that it was close to reaching a deal with Swedish super-carmaker Koenigsegg. That deal fell, though.

“In the end, Koenigsegg discovered some issues they didn’t think could be overcome in a timely fashion,” said John Smith, GM vice president of corporate planning and alliances.

Dutch exotic carmaker Spyker then emerged as a bidder for Saab, but that deal couldn’t be concluded in time, GM said.

In both cases, according to GM, issues arose during negotiations that prevented a final sale. GM executives would not say what the specific problems were, however.

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As a Doctor I can tell you one thing, this is not a human in any shape or form.

They Say:

- REAl OR fAkE?
tHAt’$ MY QUE$ti0N, l0l:)

- DAMMMMN

- quato from total recall

Costumes for Christmas – an age old European idea, loved by people around the world. It unfortunately died out many many centuries ago, once this Santa Clause clown became popular.

Well, PAO is bringing it back – check out this week’s installment!! Read the rest of this entry »

Two weeks until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why do chicks want to make out with me under mistletoe?
From: Ritchie, WY

Thanks for the question, Ritchie. The custom of making out under mistletoe may be related to a super hot Scandinavian goddess (possibly pictured above). Frigga, the goddess of love in Norse mythology, is strongly and sexually associated with mistletoe, which has been used as a decoration in homes for thousands of years. Mistletoe is associated with many pagan rituals. In fact, the Christian church disliked the plant so much, thanks to its pagan associations, that it forbade its use in any form, even the smoke form. Some English churches continued this ban as late as the 20th century. According to Charles Panati’s excellent book, Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, holly became a Christian substitute for mistletoe, which is why we “deck the halls” with it. The sharply pointed leaves in holly were supposed to symbolize the thorns in Christ’s crown and the red berries were to symbolize his blood. And so, all of that is why we suck face under it. Its also been known to enhance holiday cheer.
-P.Segal, PAO Employee

Peanuts say:
“what a retard”
“And wrestling is…? ”
“that thing vibrates better than my iphone”
“i hate my wife”