hell yeah bitches CHONAG IS BAGK and have new music sharing to do
GET GANGNAM!!!
In a matter of only years, Pineappleope.com launched the new redesign. A project berthed in 2010 was finally set free for the mass viewers to experience. At midnight EST 5 twenty three 2012 PAO released the redesign to the live server. The redesign as expected melted brains across the nation and its neighbors.

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The Sling is back for 2012. The sling swimsuit style all but disappeared in 2011 with the resurgence of the one-piece. PAO staffers were on hand when the major swimwear corporations unleashed their 2012 lines. Here is a quick, by quick PAO means slow, run down:

Classy Pansy - Look like a flower in this violetish swim suit
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"The Black Belt" - The sling that looks like a belt, but is actually quite a bit more functional
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PAO asks.. is this SFW (Safe For Work)?? Here’s what we know so far:
1. Its a babe.
2. Its a blanket.
3. Clothes don’t appear to be worn.
4. She’s really, really enjoying this blanket.
Take our poll to see if you are smart enough to answer correctly!
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The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:
priceless
Current Battles:
Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.
After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).
Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO
10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.
no word describe my like feel for today! big bonner time.
Rumors are everywhere about the iPhone 5 – that it might be a 4S and not a 5!! Good god could you imagine? We have – actually, we have reasons to believe that there is on 5, but yes, just a 4S. Why? This image.. Read the rest of this entry »
Holo, readers.
Today is Monday, and Mondays in the offices we usually dig into the mailbag to hear what yous have to say. Not much to report today since really, who writes letters anymore? We did, however, get one gem to share. Check. This. Out: Read the rest of this entry »
In observance of National Donut Day, the following vendors are offering FREE donuts:
- Krispy Kreme offers a free donut with no purchase necessary at participating US/CAN retail locations
- Dunkin Donuts offers a free donut with beverage purchase at participating locations
- Tim Hortons offers a free donut with beverage purchase (printable coupon)
Today we reach, deep into that sack known as the mailbag. Yup, its been a while, and boy do we have a good one today – literally, a question for the AGES, thanks to Marcy32 in Kansas for asking this one!
Q: My boyfriend is awful in the sack. I’m a horny girl. I NEED to orgasm, but I fake it every night (and some mornings) for him because he’s so.. you know. Fast. I don’t want to hurt his feelings. Is there anything I can do to climax WITH him?
A: Well Marcy, sounds like you have yourself quite a pickle – and its a sour one. Fortunately there are many options for you – and Pineappleope is here to help. First, you are not alone. We get many girls asking this question – and we help them all out. Very often – sometimes over and over and over again.
Usually we recommend just pleasuring yourself in front of a camera, and sending it to us – so we can assess your situation better and provide better guidance. More often than not – we also recommend experimenting with friends.
For your case, we have devised something a bit less orthodox. Since your boyfriend, lets call him Eduardo, is such a prick, we want you to make him feel like less of a man.. subtly. See, the trick here is to get off in front of him, before he even knows what’s going on. How, you ask? Well.. rollercoasters!
Yes – just go to the amusement park. While driving there, we recommend ‘warming yourself up’ in the car – we know Eduardo isn’t talking to you anyway. He’e probably adjusting his greaseball hair in the mirror while he drives his busted ass KIA down the highway. BABY BLUE! So – diddle it up! Once you get to the park, simply run to the first roller coaster. We guarantee that within minutes, you’ll be moister and happier than a juicer gangbangin guido at the tanning salon.
Don’t believe us?? Check out this video from Amanda89!!! >>
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