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Are you ready to game until 3:00am ?

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Nicolas Cage was AWESOME in Ghost Rider. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Knowing. Nick Cage was AWESOME in Bangkok Dangerous. But this is BY FAR PAO’s favorite Nick Cage film:

Critics said:

- Nick Cage is awesome.

- Nicolas Cage must be destroyed

everyone’s favorite game is BACK, and energized with pure PAOwer!!

fire those cuddly kittens out of the cannon and hit something that  bounces – OR NOT!!! aim with your arrows, fire with your space bar. KILL KILL KILL!!

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Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.

Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .

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Ok mang, yeah Heidi’s very extendable jaw can take alot, and its trippy to see so many of them – but hows about this action?!

And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:

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“Cats, always making it harder than it has to be”

“Boy, that is one evil family. Laughing as the family cat is about to get chomped on by a bear. Even the baby got in on the hilarity.”

“I was expecting the maniacal laughter to turn into screams as the bear made short work of that cat. If I had a family pet that was trying to battle a fucking bear, I doubt I’d be laughing about it.”

“question! which bear is best?”

“you call that a fight?”

Our Test Panel said:

“i’d turn a shark into sushi with my shark knife!”

“i’d butcher more than a shark. i’d butcher cars, trees, rocks.. whatev!”

“sharks better stay off my front porch”

“i took it to the beach – got arrested. fck this game”

“lost. left. arm. so. much. blood. hate. this. tool.”

“amazingly, it does NOT work on whales. tried, got the fail whale!”

Enjoy a hard days work and porn at your office. We gave our word so you know its safe

-This is pure GOLD!

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Shortly after this video was made, the FDA required child proof containers be placed around all of the fun drugs.

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I likes music and I likes robots, and I likes tennis. Also dancing likes. I finds video of all at once. Is delicious. Want to touch it hard.

“I went to robot festival and this robot was there. So cool! Face recognition and all ”

]PAO comes through for you! By analyzing previous booth babes, we’re able to computer graphically estimate the babes of 2010. Once again, the resounding descriptive word for CES 2010 Babes is.. “HOT”. Check out some of our candidates for 2010.

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Surry Landline…. Iam gonna un-scribe… Your movies have maked me lauch hard before….But the movies yo’ve maked recently just doesn’t seem so hilarious to me …

What do YOU do when YOUR war buddy dies? Cry? Kill? Flip out? Or… do you go to the Cantina with your favorite Tequila Chuggin Robot??

Need a fix? Need it fast?

But.. do you need lunch as well? It happens to everyone – you’re pounding along, inhaling all your hard earned money off of some stripper’s back – and suddenly BAM – you need something else.. something with more kick. And then suddenly, BAM BAM – SHIT I am hungry! I need a snack too man, Shit!

Finally – FUMA announces its earth shattering CRACK SANDWICH discovery! Bonus video after the break!!

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