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Are you a Canadian video gamer looking for the latest cutting-edge MMORPG (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game)? Are you and your online battle mates ready for serious online action?H ave you ever wanted to control a Canadian video gamer who is also a WoW (World of Warcraft) enthusiast? I have and if your like me the new WoWoW is what the pharmacist is giving you.

“The most challenging piece of computer entertainment yet” – Paul Stedman, NYT

WoWoW sexfest team looking for new members

5 our of 5 choreologists agree – “there has never been a better tutorial on how to do household chores. Ever.”

Another iPod you don’t need… the iTouch 4G

“The iTouch 4G is 4 users who want the iPhone experience sans AT&T and Calling“ - Bill Paxwell, Apple iPod Engineer

INTERESTING FACTOIDS:

- DUEL COLORS! Black and Blackish-White!

- Monochrome Screen switch – for saving battery life! (45 days stand-by on single charge)

- 2MP camera, for sexting*

- iBook functionality, 10 free iBooks (selected by iBook inventor)

- Integrated Microphone for recording nature sounds

*with wi-fi connection

This shit is forreal! Radio Shack Only

Phone Consumers said

- Prototype iPhone???

- I ONLY SHOP A LECHMERE , DO THEY CARRY THIS PHONE?!

[Update]

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They took this down off of youtube but we thought you guys could use another peak! Video after the break

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AGAIN, Apple has lost its hands on the new iPhone – Clumsy Apple employees have lost the sacred iPhone 4G in a Vietnam opium den outside of Hanoi. The main actor in the video below claims he bartered $4000 worth of opium for full possession of the Apple wireless telephone.

PAO has verified that the phone in this video is in fact the new iPhone, and it certainly looks like the real deal, from the flat, glossy front and back panels to the new, flat aluminum edges, the front-facing camera, the camera flash in back, and the new microSIM slot, similar to the one on the just-released iPad.

When asked, the main actor in the above video said he could not confirm nor deny rumors about the iPhone running on Verizon.

Unfortunately, it looks like the handset refuses to boot; instead, all we can see on the display is a picture of a fireball and some apparent debug text in the bottom corner of the screen. May have been caused by amateur hacking.

One thing is for sure: The Vietnamese love the Bee Gees. How deep is your love

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Solve all your marriage woes with the Better Marriage Blanket.

Starting at $39.95 if you share a Twin Bed with your Soul Mate

Frequently Asked Questions:

- Where do the collected farts go? They must end up somewhere

- I thought farting was one of the many joys of marriage?

Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.

The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.

The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!

On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.

The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.

The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.

The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.

You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.

9.8 out of possible 10

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The “girlfriend pillow” is a very comfortable pillow that imitates a women’s sensual contour.

If you can’t sleep unless you have some breast to support your head this is the right pillow for you. In addition this beautiful pillow has an extension in the shape of a woman arm that emulates the succulent body contours of your partner. Also this body pillow has 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation. If you like to sleep around breast like pillow the Girlfriend Pillow is the right pillow for you. Buy it Now, Only $14.99!!!

Buy it Now!!!

Key Features:

• Very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour
• Extension shaped like woman arm emulates the body contours of your partner
• 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation

Spend $14.99 Now and Buy this Pillow

Official User Review:

If you are a lonely man like me, one who craves the closeness of the female form, think only the torso and right arm of a woman is sexy or just want a pillow with breasts, then this is the product for you.

PROS:
1) It’s pink so I know it must be feminine.
2) No nagging.
3) Always ready for bed, is the perfect size to snuggle up to and my face aligns in just the right spot.
4) It has boobies (see #3).
5) The arm wraps comfortingly around my back, letting me know that all is right with the world.
6) The yellow glove-like hand assures me that it will be doing chores while I’m at work.
7) Smells faintly of lavender.

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This mime shows us a couple new factoids about iPhones recently revealed 4G version.

iPhone 4G Reveals:

- No tactile keyboard

ITS CHAIR PANTS! Chair Pants attach easily to any existing pants. A rigid, yet supple polypropylene cup gently cradles your behind. Sturdy carbon fiber rods support up to 1000 pounds (454 kilograms). To activate your Chair Pants simply make a sitting motion. Stand up and the Chair Pants legs fold neatly away. A patented rod hinge allows the Chair Pants legs to hang down when not in use.

Chair Pants Users Said:

- I don’t mind taking short walks again

The Crocodile Mile:

Wet Banana / 30ft Wet Banana Super Slide:

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It is widely expected Apple will blow minds with its iPhone 4.0 update announcement tomorrow. With Apple’s event just over 24 hours away, we knew it would be a good idea to recap the most likely true OS 4.0 rumors. The big event starts tomorrow morning at 10AM PDT. What we’ve got here is the most official assembled list of iPhone OS 4.0 rumors…

3D Support – With 3D movies going big time these days, Apple plans on patching the iPhone to allow users to experience 3D on their handset while wearing stereoscopic glasses.

Multitasking – The second most persistent rumor is multitasking for applications. As it stands the iPhone OS is not the best at multi-tasking, and users are mad as hell. Newest rumors have the new OS having an Exposé-like feature which would make the iPhone easy to use and a multi-tasker.

4 Way Phone Calls – Easily one of the most demanded features, the ability to talk to three others at the same time. Great for business meetings and for calling Quest.

One Email Box – Users have been clamoring for a global inbox which could hold a mash-up of all email. This update would make for significantly better emailing on the iPhone. But does this mean you’d get the same newsletters twice in the same inbox?

OS Themes – Plan on personalizing your phone to be as unique as you think you are. New themeing capabilitys are a shoe-in for this OS update.

New iPad Features – Expect to see a lot of, if not all, iPad features included in this OS update. Such as the ability to read a book or read a book and listen to music, at the same time.

Compass Upgrade (3GS only) – Rumor has it the compass feature will get an update… no one is sure what kind of update though.

Secret Easter Eggs – As with the last 3.0 update, when several easter eggs were included, you will most likely see more easter eggs.

…This list of rumors is growing. If you or a friend is a v3.0 iPhone user and would like to contribute to this list email: iphone@pineappleope.com

Pineappleope is recieving undisclosed package from FedEx delivery man. PAO is on hand to live blog this event

10:18 – The wait is on…

10:30 – Drinking a coffee, brewed by my own two hands. No FedEx truck in sight

10:39 – Just about half way through my coffee

10:52 – No sign of FedEx, growing increasingly pissed

10:57 – Grabbed binoculars for better view

11:01 – I spotted squirrels… no f’in truck yet – growing more impatient

11:06 – This apple liveblogging cell phone is on it’s last legs after 1 hr of strenuous and cutting edge 3g use, looking for charger

11:10 – Package arrived, Yes

11:20 – UNBOXING

11:38 – Almost unboxed

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This is something not seen everyday: Kim Kardashian hacking blackberry mobile phones.

What exactly she is trying to do with her phone is anyones guess…

Kim Kardashian has been a longtime BlackBerry user.

Last time we spied on her she was sporting a Curve 83xx

By the looks of it, she has now made the jump up to the BlackBerry Bold 9700.

Kim, why no Universe Phone?