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[Research] What is See-Through Clothing and How Does it Work?

Pineappleope.com threw Pineappleope.com Employees a major curve ball of a research assignment day 1, 2013 – What is see-through clothing and how does it work? It’s now the 24th day of 2013 and Pineappleope.com Employees have finally amassed barely enough research data to answer this hard hitting question.
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Question: What is See-Through Clothing?

Answer: See-through clothing is any garment of clothing made with lace, mesh or sheer material that allows the wearer’s body or undergarments to be seen through its fabric.

fr_rep_kateupton_gqshoot[1]Questioning the Answer: What about a non-sheer shirt that is wet?

Answer: That is “NOT” a see-through shirt. That particular shirt is just wet forcing the shirt into transparency. Wet t-shirt contests are an exhibitionistic competition featuring young women contestants at a nightclub, bar, or resort. In more racy wet t-shirt contests, babes may tear or crop their t-shirts to expose midriffs, cleavage, or the undersides of their breasts. Depending on local laws, participants may or may not be allowed to remove their t-shirts during their performance.

“Wetlook” is the enjoyment of a person or people wearing wet clothing. It can also refer to the act of getting wet while wearing clothes, and having fun either in doing so or in watching others do it.

Questioning the Answer: But my wet jean shirt is not see-through?

Answer: But of course, jean is never see through.

jwoww-see-through-richie-rich-show-03[1]Question: What are other terms for see-through shirt?

Answer: “x‑ray dress” or “nude netting”

Question: How does it work?

Answer: Well… Mesh, web, or net fabric have many connected pieces with a large number of closely spaced holes.

Sheer fabric is is semi-transparent thin cloth. This fabric has many connected pieces with an insane number of even more closely spaced holes. These include chiffon, georgette, and gauze. Some are fine-denier knits used in tights and stockings, dancewear, and lingerie.

Latex rubber, which is naturally translucent, or plastics can be made into clothing material of any level of transparency. Clear plastic is typically only found in over-garments, such as raincoats. The use of translucent latex rubber for clothing can also be found in fetish clothing.

MORE SEE-THROUGH CLOTHING EXAMPLES >>>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[Non-Winter] Spring Arrived Early… Your Spring Swimwear Guide to 2012

The Sling is back for 2012. The sling swimsuit style all but disappeared in 2011 with the resurgence of the one-piece. PAO staffers were on hand when the major swimwear corporations unleashed their 2012 lines. Here is a quick, by quick PAO means slow, run down:

Classy Pansy - Look like a flower in this violetish swim suit

"The Black Belt" - The sling that looks like a belt, but is actually quite a bit more functional

CONTINUE ON TO THE REST OF THE SLING 2012 GALLERY >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[QUESTING on the PC] Bring Your Jimmy Hat for Hardcore Questing, this is BoneCraft

All your Questing needs and dreams are here. Right Now.

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Great Job Team

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[Bigger Boobs] Electronic Boob Growth Device Hits the Market

Scientists working overseas in conjunction with local PAO scientists have developed the speediest and least invasive breast augmentation technique. Electrocute your boobs into enlargement



Focus Group Feedback:

- I need to take a trip to Asia !

- is there such a thing as an ugly chinese woman?? I don’t think so…

- IF USED FOR TOO LONG BOOBS MAY EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE

- FUCK I WANT ONE FOR MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND

- 20 bucks says most women end up with this thing down their pants.

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[Countdown] Only 1 Day Left Until Christmas Day

One day until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com. This will be the LAST update on XMAS countdown.

Due to the impending holiday, PAO will not be featuring a Q&A session today. Pineappleope.com would like to inform you about the lack of coverage expected next week, due to PAO’s mandatory holiday break.

Great Job Team

HERE IS YOUR PAO HOLIDAY BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[Countdown] Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Two days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why does Santa have a white beard?
From: Lisa, UK

International question, woah. Thanks Lisa. Well santa clearly doesn’t shave, which is why he has a beard. The reason its white is most likely due to the age of santa.

-Perrf PAO Editor

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[Countdown] Only 3 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Three days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Why is Christmas celebrated on the 25th of December?
From: Jerome, TX

Jerome, thanks for the question. I’m personally not a religious man, so I don’t quite have the answer for you. What I do know, is that the 25th of December has something to do with the holy guy Jesus. My best guess is that Jesus was born on Christmas and in some way or another, transformed into santa.

-Perrf PAO Editor

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[Countdown] Only 7 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Seven days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

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During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is Santa Real?
From: Theresa, FL

Theresa, I just want to first thank you for your question, thank you. In short, No. No, sorry. He is just a character made up by some adults. Basically it is just a silly rumor to get children to do what they are told. Parents are the ones who put presents in your stockings.

-Ronny PAO Employee

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[Countdown] Only 9 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Nine days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

hot christmas babe

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
When did people start decorating Christmas trees?
From: Pluggariffic, AZ

Pluggariffic, Thanks for the question. Easy, the first decorated Christmas tree was in Riga, Latvia in 1510.
-Perrf PAO Author

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[Countdown] Only 10 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Ten days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

sexmas

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
Is Sexmas a real Holiday? If so, Is it celebrated on December 25th?
From: Amy C., MA

Well, Amy, that is certainly a good question. Sexmas is an awesome variable for the term “X-mas” which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, “Christmas”. Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex. Sexmas could be celebrated any day of the year, not just on December 25th. Though on December 25th, Sexmas could be celebrated.
Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!
-perrf, PAO Author

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