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[Beauty Queen Gone Bad] Miss Delaware Teen USA - Melissa King - porn images and VIDEO FOUND!

[Beauty Queen Gone Bad] Miss Delaware Teen USA – Melissa King – porn images and VIDEO FOUND!

Pineappleope.com investigators have uncovered the adult hardcore VIDEO and PHOTOS of THE Melissa King, the now EX-miss Delaware Teen USA. Today, Pineappleope.com brings you, Melissa King gone wild…

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[Royal Tanning] Kate Middleton Caught Topless Tanning by Photographer on Safari

[Royal Tanning] Kate Middleton Caught Topless Tanning by Photographer on Safari

First Sighting… Kate Middleton is seen carrying the second issue of Pineappleope Weekly

What is she up to?

It only gets naughtier from here. TOO naughty for page 1 Pineappleope.com… Continue to the rest of the photos… Read the rest of this entry »

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[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death - Review in Progress

[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death – Review in Progress

The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:

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Current Battles:

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Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.

After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).

Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO

10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.

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[How To] Thirteen Easy Ways to Have a Threesome

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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[Big Time][Breaking] What is it like Beyond Sixty Thousand? The Pictorial

PAO got word it has expanded beyond 60,000

Hard facts below

The Bullet Points

  • Visitors up 327.81% month over month
  • 61K Visiting a month
  • 160+ Countries in the Eastern and Western Hemisphere find enjoyment at PAO. Apply here

Free vacations on PAO

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[Fellatio Truth Movement] – a movement PAO stands in front of!

Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.

Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .

  • only 39 % swallow!!!! OH THE SHAME OF THOSE nasty 61% spitters!!
  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!! The beginning was kind of not really promising, but then Jon did it again and made me want to get my dick out!
  • Not that funny johnny. . . do Canada proud and put out some more quality shit.
  • We should all start living by this ! I wanna enlist into Fellatio Truth Movement
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    [luck dragon movie] Unemployment reaches double digits #rock-eater #boycott-honda

    Yes, national averages now top 10%. Unemployment continues to rise, but the untold story is not the economy. In journalism circles, that would be known as the told story. The untold story is robots. As the video below the fold shows, Honda (the same company that brought you wind-powered surfboards) is now creating robots that will be able to take your job. Even this poor rock eater now finds himself out of work. Please share this story on your facebook pages, and get the word out to fix our economy: Boycott Honda.

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    Crack PAO correspondent Largebuck interviewed the Rock Eater just days after he lost his job.

    Largebuck: Were you given any idea that you were about to be terminated before it happened?

    Rock Eater: No way man. Working for The Neverending Story, you know, you just think it will never end.

    Largebuck: Yes, I can see how you might get that. Were any other stars laid off due to robot labor?

    Rock Eater: You know, it all happened so fast man, and like, TNS was so secretive about it, I don’t really know the full extent of it yet. I do know that Falkor is still there. Lucky fucking dragon.

    Largebuck: I don’t remember you talking like this in the movie. Are you, um, stoned?

    Rock Eater: I am an actor, dammit. I didn’t talk like this in the movie cuz I was in character.

    Largebuck: You seem to be avoiding my question.

    Rock Eater: Look bro, I am out of work and may have drug tests coming up. I may have eaten some second hand stones at a party or something, I don’t know. Next question.

    Largebuck: Any thoughts about your future?

    Rock Eater: All I know is, I am not ever buying another Honda product again. Like, never.

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    [BREAKING] LEAKED CARRIE PREJEAN VIDEO and PICS!!

    This is what you have all been waiting for….

    THE Carrie Prejean Video.

    The video gets a lot better than this...

    The video gets a lot better than this...

    *Not that Safe for Work

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    Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

    fellatio saving the life of this womanWomen who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

    Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

    “I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”

    The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

    “Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

    The study is reported in Friday’s Journal of Medical Research.

    In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

    Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or “play down” these findings.

    “This will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases,” Lictepeen said.

    Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

    “There’s definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,” he said.

    Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

    The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

    “The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”

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    Vanessa Hudgens – naked time is the best time, isn’t it?

    Recently, media moguls tipped off the world to new Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures. As the world becomes more mentally retarded daily, this clearly became a huge story. However.. the pics have been very hard to come by, unless you are this 11yr old asian kid.

    gallery_enlarged-vanessa-hudgens-nude-leaked-06 Today, PAO staffers earned a gold star, becoming one of the elite – at the level of this 11yr old kid – to have the new, improved VH photos. Of course they are so steamy that you can’t see them here – you have to go to page two for all that ass. Actually, there’s no ass, unless her ass is in her crotch. Yeah, you know what we mean.
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