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Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.

The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.

The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!

On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.

The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.

The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.

The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.

You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.

9.8 out of possible 10

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What can we say – the penguins are BACK and they are on the ATTACK. Stop them from attacking your shit.

Every once in a while, we here at PAO discover a game so vile, so dangerous, so AWeSOME, that we share it. You know, games like Penguin Attack, for instance.

zombie babes

Go play. For reals. Its called Infectonator World Dominator, so you know we approve.

Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

- This is just awesome.

- God bless you.

- I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

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The Top Montage of bikinis, set to four minutes and thirty one seconds of hard-core dance techno beats PAO EXCLUSIVE

- 1:50 FUCK YEAH!

- boob^99 (to the power of)

Hot chixxx love smoking the ganj. We all know this. And players worth their salt are usually up to toke one with said beautiful baby. But some players supplement their loco cake slinging ways by holding down day jobs. There is nothing wrong with this per se, but occasionally a day job involves drug testing. If you had to shit and get off the pot, so to speak, it is important to keep your pantries well stocked with dank buds anyways. You wouldn’t want to tell this babe that you don’t have any, would you?

Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected

Great Job Team

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Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing (BBRB) will probably top the popularity of the major sport of Baseball (MLB), or quite possibly reach the world wide popularity of Soccer (futbol). While it is not huge yet (in America), you can be sure with a concept like this, within the next several months 98% of major U.S. television stations will air a mix of live and syndicated match ups.

There is nothing quite like it.

PAO correspondent Largebuck here. I have relocated to a remote part of Montana after discovering a cache of liquor, drugs and weapons hidden under a ramshackle cabin by the late, great, Hunter S. Thompson. I was on assignment, tracking Sarah Palin, but fuck that bitch, there must be over 1000 ampules of amyl nitrate here. There isn’t a lick of food here, but I have been able to sustain myself primarily by killing things with the guns and ammo left behind by Thompson. My diet consists almost entirely of seagulls, which flock to the nearby junkyard. After eating one or two balls of hashish, and washing it down with a fifth of absinthe, I trek overland for about 4 miles to the dump. There are seagulls galore here, albeit the sea is almost 1000 miles away. The only sea around here is the sea of vomit I am creating from eating these wretched birds. Which makes me wonder. Why the fuck are these things called seagulls? What should they be called?

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This is what you have all been waiting for….

THE Carrie Prejean Video.

The video gets a lot better than this...

*Not that Safe for Work

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Pineappleope.com offices are celebrating the annual event of November, the month Pineappleope.com was launched.

The Take Away:
- Traffic is up
- Profit way up
- Watermarked PAO images
- Still searching for Carrie Prejean video

Great Job Team

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN PENGUINS ATTACK ???

ATTACK THE PENGUINS!

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