Archive for the ‘Awesome’ Category

[Brain Melt] HTML5 + Chrome + Arcade Fire

This is the HTML5 Spectacle that made it cool to have animals flying on your site. coming to pao soon

Click the following to witness the combined strength of CHROME, HTML5, and ARCARE FIRE:
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

 

[cultural exchange] ESL for Koreans – Advanced Lessons

 

[Widget Time] Block Tetris – with extra THUNK

3D tetris. Just TRY to wrap your brain around this one.

Some of the office champions:

  • my wife hates when i play this.. and when i am home
  • its no WOW but hey its ok eh
  • shit. shit shit. fck. god dammit. stupid fckng russians.
  • this game gives me the munchies – what gives??
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    [More Amazing Race] The Krit Classic II, Sunday June 6th

    Run like there is something to frolic about. RUN FOR THE BEST CAUSE EVER.

    Run the Krit Classic II

    The Krit Classic II

    http://kritclassic.com

    Run it, Sunday June 6th

    ..or walk like a slow mo fo

     

    [is it dead] Techno music is not totally dead to me

     

    [Review] Is the Droid Incredible by HTC the Best Phone of All Time?

    Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.

    The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.

    The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!

    On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.

    The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.

    The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.

    The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.

    You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.

    9.8 out of possible 10

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    [Gaming News] Penguins Attack 2 – the bitches are BACK!

    What can we say – the penguins are BACK and they are on the ATTACK. Stop them from attacking your shit.

     
     

    [Games] Infectonator World Dominator

    Every once in a while, we here at PAO discover a game so vile, so dangerous, so AWeSOME, that we share it. You know, games like Penguin Attack, for instance.

    zombie babes


    Today was such a day. PAO scientists have discovered a Zombie Training Game.. which shows that Zomies do, for reals, intend to take over the WORLD.

    Go play. For reals. Its called Infectonator World Dominator, so you know we approve.

     

    [Movies] The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time

    Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

    Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
    Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

    - This is just awesome.

    - God bless you.

    - I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

     

    [Shop] Pineappleope.com Introduces: Online Shopping!!

    Get the Official Pineappleope.com goods at the PAO SHOP!

    Everything you ever want:

    - clothes !!!!

    - barrels !!!!!

    - food !!!!!

    - gloves !!!!!

    - entertainment machines !!!

    - intimate gifts !!!!

    - weight training !!!!

    - ammo !!!

    - tools !!!

    - good reads !!!!

    BUY it all NOW at the PAO SHOP

    Start Shopping from :


    - Your Bed room !!

    - Laos !!

    - Your Car !!

    - Granny’s house !!

    - A sporting event !!

    - A jet !!

    - Your school dance !!

    - Work !!

    SHOP SHOP SHOP at the PAO SHOP

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    [Clothing] Bikinis From Yesterday and Today

    The Top Montage of bikinis, set to four minutes and thirty one seconds of hard-core dance techno beats PAO EXCLUSIVE

    - 1:50 FUCK YEAH!

    - 1:24 !!!! HOLY FUUUUUCK!!

    - boob^99 (to the power of)

     

    [players tips] Keeping some catnip around

    Hot chixxx love smoking the ganj. We all know this. And players worth their salt are usually up to toke one with said beautiful baby. But some players supplement their loco cake slinging ways by holding down day jobs. There is nothing wrong with this per se, but occasionally a day job involves drug testing. If you had to shit and get off the pot, so to speak, it is important to keep your pantries well stocked with dank buds anyways. You wouldn’t want to tell this babe that you don’t have any, would you?

     

    [Great Job Team] Pineappleope.com Expands to 1500 – Throws Math Party

    Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

    The Take Away:
    - Heavy Heavy Traffic
    - Celebrity Readers
    - A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
    - Average time on site: longer than expected

    Great Job Team

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    [American Idol] Pants on the ground

     
     

    [Geetar Heero] Virtual Holiday Shredding