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Hot chixxx love smoking the ganj. We all know this. And players worth their salt are usually up to toke one with said beautiful baby. But some players supplement their loco cake slinging ways by holding down day jobs. There is nothing wrong with this per se, but occasionally a day job involves drug testing. If you had to shit and get off the pot, so to speak, it is important to keep your pantries well stocked with dank buds anyways. You wouldn’t want to tell this babe that you don’t have any, would you?

Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected

Great Job Team

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Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing (BBRB) will probably top the popularity of the major sport of Baseball (MLB), or quite possibly reach the world wide popularity of Soccer (futbol). While it is not huge yet (in America), you can be sure with a concept like this, within the next several months 98% of major U.S. television stations will air a mix of live and syndicated match ups.

There is nothing quite like it.

PAO correspondent Largebuck here. I have relocated to a remote part of Montana after discovering a cache of liquor, drugs and weapons hidden under a ramshackle cabin by the late, great, Hunter S. Thompson. I was on assignment, tracking Sarah Palin, but fuck that bitch, there must be over 1000 ampules of amyl nitrate here. There isn’t a lick of food here, but I have been able to sustain myself primarily by killing things with the guns and ammo left behind by Thompson. My diet consists almost entirely of seagulls, which flock to the nearby junkyard. After eating one or two balls of hashish, and washing it down with a fifth of absinthe, I trek overland for about 4 miles to the dump. There are seagulls galore here, albeit the sea is almost 1000 miles away. The only sea around here is the sea of vomit I am creating from eating these wretched birds. Which makes me wonder. Why the fuck are these things called seagulls? What should they be called?

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This is what you have all been waiting for….

THE Carrie Prejean Video.

The video gets a lot better than this...

*Not that Safe for Work

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Pineappleope.com offices are celebrating the annual event of November, the month Pineappleope.com was launched.

The Take Away:
- Traffic is up
- Profit way up
- Watermarked PAO images
- Still searching for Carrie Prejean video

Great Job Team

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN PENGUINS ATTACK ???

ATTACK THE PENGUINS!

PLAY PENGUIN ATTACK NOW!

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Put a Little Debbie in your mouth! First, get over to Facebook – then, sign up for the form. You might be a WINNER!! FREE FOOD! Get fat for free! Facebook | Little Debbie Giveaway.

Hopefully she didn’t get off the highway too early!

The top 10 hottest newscasters on Earth (chosen by internet users)

10 – Laurence Ferrari

Laurence Ferrari is a smoldering blonde French journalist who is also the subject of a heated scandal throughout France and our first entry on our list of hot newscasters. For starters, during Nicolas Sarkozy’s presidential run in 2007, Laurence Ferrari conducted a salacious interview with “Sarko.” At the time, both Ferrari and Sarkozy had recently separated from their respective spouses, and their interview took several flirtatious turns.

In any case, Sarkozy is now with Carla Bruni, but that hasn’t stopped the rumors from spreading that he helped Laurence Ferrari land France’s prime newscasting gig as the nighttime anchor for TF1 France. To make room for Ferrari, France’s immensely popular anchorman Patrick Poivre d’Arvor had to be fired. So watch out Melissa Theuriau, you now have competition for the title of hottest French newscaster.

9 – Katie Derham

After beginning her journalism career on the radio with the BBC, working on financial shows such as Moneybox and Moneycheck, Katie Derham has found a new home at ITV. As BBC’s public broadcasting competitor (or its farm team), ITV is grooming Katie Derham to be the face of the station. Or, come to think of it, maybe it’s her legs that are being groomed as the face of the station. If you’ve ever seen her in action, you’ll know that the double-slit skirt plays a central role in her wardrobe.

8 – Hayley McQueen

MUTV anchor Haley McQueen is so sexy she even makes us like Manchester United. Yeah, right, only joking. How could she possibly have come from the loins of vinegar-faced Gordon McQueen? How is that possible? Her mum must be really fit.

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Big News Day for Pineappleope.com.

Word is from PAO Finance Division, “Pineappleope.com is making tons of cash, straight up cash brahhh.”

6 Days until Fall 2009 arrives.

Spend the rest of your 2009 summer wisely

One of the top compilations available on YouTube, ever

Some avid Facebook social-network users are posting sexy digital images to represent themselves in the online world. These Internet-savvy babes have been gaining mucho popularity and generating thousands of new Facebook friends. Have a look

She has 2,300 Facebook Friends, so far

Combined 5,900 Facebook Friends

Going on 3,000 Facebook Friends

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“Making a million is a milestone–the defining moment of success for many business and an attainable goal for those tapped into today’s hottest trends.” – Bruce Walsh, PAO Finance Dept.

PAO are the trendsetters, the pioneers, the ones to watch, the leaders of the pack, followed closely by franchisors poised to capitalize on PAO’s winning ideas and spread our concepts our nationwide.

Great Job Team

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A shocking sport growing in popularity over in Japan is Pig Rodeo – or as some call it, Swine Surfing. Tricia Takanawa, our Asian correspondent, travelled overseas to investigate. She summarizes it as “a one stop thrill ride to mud and death, as these pigs are smothered in gelatinous swine flu serum”. Wow.

Possibly the most challenging stunt in stunt history, this stunt man takes on the ultimate in stunts, slip and slide long jump.

Coming Soon, Most Death Defying Crocodile Mile Stunt, to Date