Yeah, we don good and nailed that shark yo – but – OMG OMG OMG some otha shack game outta no whears and tore the shit outta my shak! What god OMG damn shit! THAT SHARK JUST ATE MY SHARK!
Q: Elana from Nevada asks “can you keep wasps as pets? i think they are sooo cute!”
A: Simple answer – YES! Elana clearly lives under a rock and doesn’t know about the latest fad in small pets. Yeah Paris Hilton still has a chihuahua in a bag – but the hippest people are going smaller – to things like bugs! Check out this friendly little wasp – SO CUTE OMG.
In the scene, the babes find a room and chat for about 10 seconds. German, who appears to “wear the pants”, strikes first in the big make out scene. Iit appears that Lauren is hungry for a hot buttered muffin, and Amy is wildly confused about her feelings. It is deep and moving.
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Rock on, baby monkey. Rock.. On.
Imagine it. You’re in the woods with a stripper. The sun is shining, the birds are singing — you’re feeling large and in charge. Then the unthinkable happens — as you push over your hooker, a snake beneath it lurches out and sinks its fangs into your face. Only one idea sears your brain – If you get bitten by a snake, suck out the venom. Frantically, you grab that ho and to tell her to start sucking, HARD. She says no, she might DIE. OH SHIT. Keep reading to find out if she’s right, or if she’s just a lying, dirty ho-bag!
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ever wander what a HOPA was? or a HPOA? This chick tries to show you – she quit her job for being labeled a HPOA. See if you can figure it out! more photoz at thechive!
Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help – in the form of a meat popsicle. The nude photos she had taken for her hot new girlfriend were nowhere to be found on her porn ridden computer, so she frantically called Dell for some hot help. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz “the black boner” Shaikh, one of the top Dell tech’s in all of India, and gave him permission to search, frisk, and fondle her PC remotely. What happened next was better than a night of ChatRoulette, said Fitzgerald:
“I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.. slowly and sexily.” Read the rest of this entry »
5 our of 5 choreologists agree – “there has never been a better tutorial on how to do household chores. Ever.”
Supposedly there’s something to these photos related to PETA – the People Eating Tasty Animals movement. Something like that. We’re not sure what the deal is because.. well.. between these big tits and luscious DSL‘s .. we’re pretty distracted. Throw a comment in if you have any clue what the hell this mayhem is.. and bust to the break to see some more action.
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Check out last year’s Annual Beach Day party from PAO, Inc! From fantastic fireworks every week, 19 in all, to 80 free summer concerts, PAO Annual Beach Day has something for everyone. Come marvel at the Masters of Adult Sand Sculpting in June, find out who will be Miss PAO 2010 in July, show off your talent at the annual PAO Beach Day Talent competition, or feel like a kid again in August on Catholic Clergy Day, and see the season end with our famous 3-Day Old Seafood Eating Contest in September. But please, don’t sit around waiting for these and other special events!
Because everyone knows that the annual PAO Beach Day is a great day at the beach and a whole lot more! Check out the action!!