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Yo, has you read this book?

Click to see what happens next..

 

 

no more words.

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Its iPhone Eve Numero CINQO!

camping out for iphone 5

Yeah, PAO Enterprises has been waiting over a year for the latest installment of Apple Awesomeness in our pants.

Rumors are everywhere about the iPhone 5 – that it might be a 4S and not a 5!! Good god could you imagine? We have – actually, we have reasons to believe that there is on 5, but yes, just a 4S. Why? This image.. Read the rest of this entry »

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National Donut Day 2011

In observance of National Donut Day, the following vendors are offering FREE donuts:

  • Krispy Kreme offers a free donut with no purchase necessary at participating US/CAN retail locations
  • Dunkin Donuts offers a free donut with beverage purchase at participating locations
  • Tim Hortons offers a free donut with beverage purchase (printable coupon)

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2010 European Pole Dancing Championships

This is a self explanatory paost. I won’t bore you with details or buildup. Put down that egg mcmuffin and get ready for some Monday madness:

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[Guaranteed Poon] – JAWS pipeline surfing at NIGHT

well this guy is about to get more sweet poontang than most of us could even dream of. check this out:

Mark Visser Rides JAWS at Night! from Fortrus Sports on Vimeo.

I suspect he’ll be tappin this one HARD very soon..

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Screw Cyber Monday. Here’s a DIY gift idea – laser guided slingshot!

I’m “calling in sick” at work tomorrow to build mine. If I survive, will report back.

Quotables:

  • BE SURE TO TIGHTEN UP YOUR NUTS WITH A WRENCH! XD
  • duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb product placement
  • I WOULD USE A DILDO! *boom headshot* 10 points!!
  • my dog’s shit! (his poop would be ammo to shoot at my idiotic brother)
  • Looks like your running ideas Kip Kedersha if you are send me a message and i will be happy to give you some
  • that is a mother of all slingshots!!!! :D D
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    Pineappleope’s Finest – Golfing with Ladies

    Golfing with chicks SUCKS, man, you know it, we all know it. But sometimes they make up for sucking..

    hottest golf babe ever!!!

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    [Not Avatar] Porndora Revealed – The 3D XXX Avatar Motion Picture Event


    Hustler’s breaking the bank on its 3D—er—reimagining of Avatar, and here’s the trailer to prove it. Those noble Na’vi will stop at nothing to protect their Viagratanium

    – per Gizmodo. Amazing. We are on the list for a sneak-peak viewing in 2 months – should be one HELL OF A New Year!!!

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    [LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

    Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

    Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

    8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

    8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

    8:16am: waiting for movers to show

    8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

    8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

    8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

    8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

    9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

    9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

    9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

    9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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    [Hoops] Fake or Real? Hoopster Goes Long for Record Shot

    Basketball is an easy sport as this video demonstrates.

    IS THIS FAKE OR REAL?

    FAKE OR REAL???

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