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- is there such a thing as an ugly chinese woman?? I don’t think so…
- IF USED FOR TOO LONG BOOBS MAY EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE
- FUCK I WANT ONE FOR MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND
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One day until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com. This will be the LAST update on XMAS countdown.
Due to the impending holiday, PAO will not be featuring a Q&A session today. Pineappleope.com would like to inform you about the lack of coverage expected next week, due to PAO’s mandatory holiday break.
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Two days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.
During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):
To: PAO
Why does Santa have a white beard?
From: Lisa, UK
International question, woah. Thanks Lisa. Well santa clearly doesn’t shave, which is why he has a beard. The reason its white is most likely due to the age of santa.
-Perrf PAO Editor
Three days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.
During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):
To: PAO
Why is Christmas celebrated on the 25th of December?
From: Jerome, TX
Jerome, thanks for the question. I’m personally not a religious man, so I don’t quite have the answer for you. What I do know, is that the 25th of December has something to do with the holy guy Jesus. My best guess is that Jesus was born on Christmas and in some way or another, transformed into santa.
-Perrf PAO Editor
Seven days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.
During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):
To: PAO
Is Santa Real?
From: Theresa, FL
Theresa, I just want to first thank you for your question, thank you. In short, No. No, sorry. He is just a character made up by some adults. Basically it is just a silly rumor to get children to do what they are told. Parents are the ones who put presents in your stockings.
-Ronny PAO Employee
Nine days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.
During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):
To: PAO
When did people start decorating Christmas trees?
From: Pluggariffic, AZ
Pluggariffic, Thanks for the question. Easy, the first decorated Christmas tree was in Riga, Latvia in 1510.
-Perrf PAO Author
Ten days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.
During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):
To: PAO
Is Sexmas a real Holiday? If so, Is it celebrated on December 25th?
From: Amy C., MA
Well, Amy, that is certainly a good question. Sexmas is an awesome variable for the term “X-mas” which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, “Christmas”. Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex. Sexmas could be celebrated any day of the year, not just on December 25th. Though on December 25th, Sexmas could be celebrated.
Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!
-perrf, PAO Author
You had a rough year, we know. Your mom knows. PAO wants to help. Since you clearly missed the 2010 Christmas shopping deadline, despite our continued efforts to help, we are still happy to have you as a fan. We’ll continue posting ideas up until the actual last minute of Xmas. I think we’re currently entering the final fortnight. Its frightening, man. So here’s some pocket salvation. Not Salviation – salvation.
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