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Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

Hustler’s breaking the bank on its 3D—er—reimagining of Avatar, and here’s the trailer to prove it. Those noble Na’vi will stop at nothing to protect their Viagratanium

– per Gizmodo. Amazing. We are on the list for a sneak-peak viewing in 2 months – should be one HELL OF A New Year!!!

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80′s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

As a doctor, I feel especially qualified to weigh in on women’s noses.

Did you know? ? ?

1. One in four girls will wait anywhere from two weeks to a month before washing their sheets in order to keep their guy’s scent close. Double that time if the two bang. Triple it if the two bang a guest at the same time.

2. 56 percent of girls say they won’t date a guy who smells like their dad. 26% say they will only bang guy’s who smell like their fathers.

3. One out of two girls admits that she has committed theft and/or grand larceny by stealing an article of clothing or a car from a guy to smell when he’s gone and nearly 60 percent of girls sleep in their guy’s clothes because they like his lingering aroma.

4. 60 percent of girls still remember the smell of their ex’s cologne

Riveting. So apparently it is determined that women like the way the guys they date smell and don’t want to go out with a guy who smells not like their guy. If you needed PAO to tell you these things, well … you probably wear Axe.

In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.

Rock on, baby monkey. Rock.. On.

Office workers have to celebrate birthdays with discretion and good planning.Throwing a party takes time, and there may be more than one employee celebrating a birthday in one day. Having a set plan or a list of ideas of how to have a meaningful office birthday celebration is the best way to be successful.

Researchers at PAO questioned 45 humans, with ages ranging from 14 to 62. Each human gave their top 30 Office Birthday ideas. After Tallying each result. Calculating every response. Number crunching every statistic… the number 1 office party idea is …

OUT TO LUNCH BIRTHDAY BENDER

If the company you work for is top, like PAO, they will offer to pay upwards of $2000 for an office birthday party at a restaurant during lunch time. Make it a common ritual where everyone goes out for every person’s birthday. Free food. This type of office birthday celebration doesn’t requires decent funding since ya’ll will be slugging brews, margaritas, and scotch. It will also provide an opportunity for co-workers to spend time together and relate outside the working environment.

…there are living Office Birthday Lunch HATERS… those who have GRIPES about partying during work…

“You see, I’m a faithful brown bagger. The majority of my colleagues go out to lunch every day, but there’s usually one of two fellow brown baggers who stay behind. It’s someone different every day, but I usually have someone to eat with me. But today is someone’s birthday, so I’m eating alone.” – Jon Thompson

“Saying no to the birthday lunch is no easy feat. In addition to the email reminders I’ve received for the past few days, about 10 people stopped by my desk this morning to remind me. “It’s Susan’s birthday today! I know you normally bring a lunch, but you’re coming today, right?” I politely declined. “You’re not coming? Oh, come on, you can eat leftovers any day! It’s Susan’s birthday!” Through all the pressure, I stood my ground. Not easy considering the fact that birthday lunch pressure is even greater than the everyday pressure to go out to eat. “ – IdontlikeSusan@gmail.com

“Many people just cannot fathom why I wouldn’t want to join them. They think that if they ask me several times with varying degrees of insistence, I might change my mind. Some people get downright pushy. While I appreciate the invitations, enough is enough.” – Derek

“It’s hard to say no, especially when people act dumbstruck. They have a point. Who doesn’t enjoy getting out of the office to enjoy a nice lunch? I know I do. But I’ve made a commitment to save money, and unnecessary restaurant meals were the first thing to go. We have plenty to eat at home, and it costs a fraction of what I would pay at a restaurant. If I don’t draw the line at this birthday, then when will I? If we don’t set limits and stick to them, then what’s the point of setting limits?” – Carla Panther

PAO sometimes commissions professional food critics on our sister site, FOODENATOR.COM. Not only does this increase our overall knowledge of all things food, but it also saves my hands from typing too much BS. Sometimes you just gotta let the minions do the work, ya know?

Well, a year ago, we did that – and they reviewed the SHIT out of some Clif Bar Mojo action. Go see for yourself:

[Review Time] Clif Mojo Trail Mix Bar – Peanut Butter Pretzel and Mixed Nuts | Foodenator.

First bite – GOOD. Very GOOD. Like.. really, good. Better than any Clif Bar, Power Bar, Luna Bar, and possibly better than every granola bar ever made. Read the rest of this entry »

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:

- 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

- 3 Limb losses

Imagine it. You’re in the woods with a stripper. The sun is shining, the birds are singing — you’re feeling large and in charge. Then the unthinkable happens — as you push over your hooker, a snake beneath it lurches out and sinks its fangs into your face. Only one idea sears your brain – If you get bitten by a snake, suck out the venom. Frantically, you grab that ho and to tell her to start sucking, HARD. She says no, she might DIE. OH SHIT. Keep reading to find out if she’s right, or if she’s just a lying, dirty ho-bag!
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Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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