This is the HTML5 Spectacle that made it cool to have animals flying on your site. coming to pao soon
Click the following to witness the combined strength of CHROME, HTML5, and ARCARE FIRE:
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/
[Brain Melt] HTML5 + Chrome + Arcade Fire
Tags: arcade fire website, format of the future, melting your brain, swf destroyed by html5, this aint flash, website design in html5 |
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[Surf] Tarp Surfing Popularity beating out Regular Surfing?
The biggest thing to happen to surfers since skateboarding: Tarp Surfing
Buy Tarp Surf Boards: SHOP FOR BOARDS
[Movie Time] King Kong is BACK on the big screen – 1972 style!
Yup, before “Be Kind Rewind” was ever put on paper, some smart kids were already remaking crappy movies with a crappy camera. But back in the 70′s, this was an incredible remake of a crappy movie on a sweet-as-balls camera. I think it was a Flip – not HD though. Check check it out. King Kong beats on this kids like no other.
[Drug School] Stoner’s ChatRoulette – HighStranger
We’ve been running in stealth for the past few months, as we’ve negotiated deals and developed software (that’s done), but it seems you’ve broken the seal on the jar of kind bud, so we’re announcing on TechCrunch:
http://HighStranger.com
“Chatroulette for High People!”
Peace,
Dude
PS: We’re in LA and we’re looking for our head of marketing, PR, and social media. Maybe a hot designer, too
Tags: chat roulette, chatroulette, drugs, pant-less people, peer pressure, stoners, stoners on the internet |
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[Brazilian Fire Tornado] Nature’s equivalent of the middle finger
Yeah, here’s Momma Nature giving Brazil a big, fat, stinky, F-U!! That’s right, its a fire tornado. Straight outta your worst nightmare. Check it.
They sayers
[web.config translator] Translating .htaccess to web.config : Can it be done?
EVERYbody and their mother knows what an .htaccess file is. Nobody except Windows enthusiasts knows what web.config is. They do basically the same thing, the difference being the web.config file blows and isn’t as easy to work with. Follow our tutorial for beginners below:
We want to change: http://pineappleope.com/latest-news-suck-my-balls/ to http://pineappleope.com/suck-balls/
In .htaccess we know the redirect is the following:
redirect 301 /latest-news-suck-my-balls/ /suck-balls/
This SHOULD Equal the following in web.config:
OR DOES IT? Apparently, this will only work if you have a directory named ‘latest-news-suck-my-ball’ in the root directory.
Is there a better way? Only McChill knows… McChill, can you offer advice? Olivia Munn, can you add anything?
[Work Enhancements] How to Slack Off at Work
Don’t feel like doing much today…or ever? Read the following tips belowwwww
Take Some Alone Time
You need a change of scenery. Print out your work, and take it into the conference room to read over. But bring along some magazines, a Chinese finger trap, or even a newspaper.
Get Some Air
You just need to stretch your legs and get out of the office for a bit, offer (but don’t accept) to do a coffee run or drop off mail for your co-workers. This way, your extended break actually crowns you the office hero.
The Alt Tab Magic
Learn the magic of alt-tab (or apple-tab on a Mac). This keyboard shortcut scrolls through your open windows quickly, ideal for when your boss’s heels are clacking down the hallway. It’s a much smoother response than reaching for the mouse to minimize a window, which can look suspicious to nosy bystanders.
Blogs as Industry Intelligence
Staying on top of industry news is part of your job, but who says you need to limit your reading to fusty trade papers? Bookmark the snarky blogs that cater to your industry (for New York media, try Pineappleope.com; Wall Street warriors check out Pineappleope.com). If you get busted “wasting time on the Internet”, feign shock, and explain your web-based research methods.
KEEP READING ALL THE SLACKER TIPS + POLE BONUS >>> Read the rest of this entry »
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[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How
The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…
The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.
Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.
Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.
Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.
“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift
Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”
Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]
[the best things] Working late on a Saturday. Whats the best thing?
Sometimes, working for a high profile, high powered company like Pineappleope forces you to test limits. It forces you to do whatever it takes to get things done. Today was a day like that. Drink all afternoon and then log into work at midnight. The team is counting on you. What do you do???
1. Concoct a beverage to keep things interesting. Guinness and iced coffee. DONE.
2. Get your stuff done. DONE.
3. Wait on inferior teammates to do their shit. Not done.
4. In case of 3 failing, like it is right now, analyze PAO stats. PAO stats are a never ending source of knowledge and power.
5. In case of 4, share with the world some of this new power that feeds your brains. SO, what do creatures of the night need from PAO? Here’s a rare glimpse into the private data of PAO datacenters..
So there ya have it.. no one wants anything but some hot action tonight. Way to go, team. Way.. to.. go.
[Competition] Training for the National Bagging Championship
Roger Chen trains for the national bagging championship
