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Another iPod you don’t need… the iTouch 4G

“The iTouch 4G is 4 users who want the iPhone experience sans AT&T and Calling“ - Bill Paxwell, Apple iPod Engineer

INTERESTING FACTOIDS:

- DUEL COLORS! Black and Blackish-White!

- Monochrome Screen switch – for saving battery life! (45 days stand-by on single charge)

- 2MP camera, for sexting*

- iBook functionality, 10 free iBooks (selected by iBook inventor)

- Integrated Microphone for recording nature sounds

*with wi-fi connection

Check out last year’s Annual Beach Day party from PAO, Inc! From fantastic fireworks every week, 19 in all, to 80 free summer concerts, PAO Annual Beach Day has something for everyone. Come marvel at the Masters of Adult Sand Sculpting in June, find out who will be Miss PAO 2010 in July, show off your talent at the annual PAO Beach Day Talent competition, or feel like a kid again in August on Catholic Clergy Day, and see the season end with our famous 3-Day Old Seafood Eating Contest in September. But please, don’t sit around waiting for these and other special events!

Because everyone knows that the annual PAO Beach Day is a great day at the beach and a whole lot more! Check out the action!!

TODAY we show yo ass how to Grind like a mofo! check out this btich as grind!

Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust – TIME.

A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html#ixzz0tToH8VWF

This shit is forreal! Radio Shack Only

Phone Consumers said

- Prototype iPhone???

- I ONLY SHOP A LECHMERE , DO THEY CARRY THIS PHONE?!

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So, anyone who’s anyone watched Heroes. Come on, you know you wanted to save that cheerleader right? Yeah you did. We all did. Well that cheerleader is growing up fast – and it looks like Hayden Panettiere is not totally sure of what side of the sex fence she’s on. Rumors fly around that she’s into dudes, chicks, and occasionally both.

Really – she’s been caught flashing and putting her mouth on all kinds of things lately.. from breasts to big trophies. PAO investigated and caught her in many acts..

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POLL TIME. Personally I enjoy bikini time but PAO recently interviewed Olivia Wilde to see what she thought about it all.. click through to find out more.
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Sometimes, nature freaks out. It has an overwhelming splurge of natural ability that cannot be contained by any normal definition of itself. This, my friends, is one-such occurrence. I present you.. THE DOUBLE RAINBOW:

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7-Eleven Stores are celebrating their 83rd birthday and want you to enjoy the excitement by offering a FREE 7.11 oz. Slurpee when you buy a pack of smokes. Get out of the hot weather and take advantage of this fiery cool offer. This event will occur on July 11th from 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.

We all know how important regular breast self-exams are. Early detection is the key to successful breast cancer treatment. There are many, many articles, explaining how to do this. We aren’t going to go over that here. What is missing from all of these though, is the breast-self exam is usually done with a breast that is already nekkid. PAO research and LDAPology indicates that most people wear clothes, most of the time. The trick is, how does one get from the normal clothed state, to the naked state where the breast is actually examined? You definately want to avoid contact with the breast, you don’t want to spread the cancer to yourself or to your own hands in the case of self-examination. The following video clearly identifies the preferred technique:

Some of us leave work early more often than others. Sometimes to eat at Fuddruckers. For those of you who do leave work early and often, the majority of you are known as the awesomes of the office. However, with the right mix of creativity and operational excellence, you can become an early exit-er without consequence.

The following tips will have you moving up the corporate ladder from the seat of your couch in no time:

Do not wear a jacket. If a jacket is absolutely necessary, try to hang your jacket in the main lobby area our outside of busy areas where people will see you wearing a jacket. Wearing a jacket wreaks (smells) of “I’m heading out for the day”. The absence of a jacket relieves some of the anxiety involved in leaving work early.

Keep your computer logged on and if your workplace has an instant messenger device, ALWAYS stay logged on. We’re fully aware of the fact that most corporations require you to log off at the end of each day, or at the very least, lock your computer. Locking your computer automatically triggers your status to “Away” on most versions of corporate instant messaging software. This is an absolute no-no. By keeping your computer on and remaining logged on, not only do you have the ability to leave whenever you want, but you can also arrive whenever you want.

If possible, time delay meaningless e-mails. Microsoft Outlook provides a time delay option that allows you to write and send a message long before it is actually sent. Best practice is to delay these emails by 2 hours. If you plan on leaving work at 3pm, be sure to time delay the email for 5:13. The random time provides further proof that you were in the office past 5pm and lessens any chance of a manager detecting the time delay. As for the content of the email, it is always safe to ask questions in which you already know the answer.

Always search for alternate escape routes. Most buildings have multiple exit paths. Side doors, back doors, and fire exit staircases are your best friend. Make sure to mix it up and NEVER, EVER use the elevators.

Always leave your jacket hanging on your chair. If someone is looking for you, they’ll think you’re at a meeting or in the bathroom. More often than not, the visitor doesn’t return because they rarely have something important to say.

Always schedule doctor or dental appointments in the early afternoon, but not too early. Tell your manager you’ll make up the hours in the morning. Always be aware of your manager’s typical arrival time. For example, if your manager always arrives at 8 a.m. and you’ve got a dental appointment at 3 p.m., tell your manager you’ll come into work a couple hours early. Rather than showing up at 6 a.m. show up at 7:55 a.m. The previous day, utilize item #6 and time delay an e-mail to be sent at 6:06 a.m.

“Personal excitement about the Air Chair is not required because if you have had the opportunity to ride one you already have it, if you have not ridden one yet you will immediately become an advocate after your first flight.”

RIGHT NOW, you can BUY the AIR CHAIR BUSINESS as it is up For SALE: http://www.airchair.com/

The other kind of air chairing* ….

(*not for sale)