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3D tetris. Just TRY to wrap your brain around this one.

Some of the office champions:

Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help – in the form of a meat popsicle. The nude photos she had taken for her hot new girlfriend were nowhere to be found on her porn ridden computer, so she frantically called Dell for some hot help. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz “the black boner” Shaikh, one of the top Dell tech’s in all of India, and gave him permission to search, frisk, and fondle her PC remotely. What happened next was better than a night of ChatRoulette, said Fitzgerald:

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Preparations commence for August. August is the eighth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian months with a length of 31 days.

This month was originally named Sextilis in Latin, because it was the sex-filled mating month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC, when March was the first month of the year.

About 700 BC it became the eighth month when January and February were added to the year before March by King Numa Pompilius, who also gave it 29 days.

Julius Caesar added two days when he created the Julian calendar in 45 BC, because he enjoyed the mating month, giving it its modern length of 31 days. In 8 BC it was renamed in honor of Augustus, who did not take a day from February.

BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THIS FACT:
In common years no other month starts on the same day of the week as August, though in leap years February starts on the same day.

Pretend you are multi-lingual:

- In Filipino, the month is called agosto

- In Dhivehi, the month is called Augastu

Symbols of August:

August’s birthstone is the peridot or onyx. Its birth flower is the gladiolus or poppy (The Heroin Flower), meaning beauty, strength of character, love, marriage and family.

Are you a Canadian video gamer looking for the latest cutting-edge MMORPG (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game)? Are you and your online battle mates ready for serious online action?H ave you ever wanted to control a Canadian video gamer who is also a WoW (World of Warcraft) enthusiast? I have and if your like me the new WoWoW is what the pharmacist is giving you.

“The most challenging piece of computer entertainment yet” – Paul Stedman, NYT

WoWoW sexfest team looking for new members

Thom Yorke, a talented but little-known backup singer for the band Radiohead, has decided to break with the band over apparent “artistic differences”. The band Radiohead made a big splash at the Grammy’s last year when they showed up to replace Britney Spears, even pulling off some of her own dance moves in unison, leading many critics to say that they had become little more than a boy band and generating a public outcry. Apparently tempers flared after the bad PR, and Thom has been working ever since on his so-called “nuevo-huevo” rock project.

“I originally started this project as a medium to explore a fusion of R&B, Mariachi and Acid Jazz, but after SB 1070 hit I decided I could stay silent about the project no longer and want to begin touring as soon as this Fall. If I reach even one person with the beauty of this music, it will have been worth losing my finger in that cymbal accident.” – TY

Yorke’s unnamed project is being influenced by hip-hop heavyweight B-Real, who is expected to produce a live album from the tour. Other hip-hop/r&b notables that will be appearing on tour with Yorke will be Darren Robinson a.k.a. “Buff Love” of the Fat Boys and R. Kelly. The first single, Blind as a Guvnah, is now available for free download on http://www.waste.uk.com/

A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

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5 our of 5 choreologists agree – “there has never been a better tutorial on how to do household chores. Ever.”

There is only one king movie of the summer movie season, and the king is “Birdemic: Shock and Terror“. If you want more of a movie-mind-fuck than Inception, look out for Birdemic

The Plot: A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died.

The Trailer:

nuff said.

The PAO street team did some research before we allowed this one to hit the wires. The reviews came back GLOWING. Some words:

• Joey M – i wish i was her. seriously. i’d have more fun with this fun bags than a god damn prop comedian.
• Marsha R – well, that does it. i’m engaged, but i would give it all up for one night with Jessica Biel.
• Frank L – My greatest dream – for my twin daughters to seduce Jessica Biel and film it – just for me.
• Anne-Marie T - Mon dieu! Qui-est? QUI EST? JE WANT.
• CEO of Pineappleope Enterprises – I wll be requiring some time alone. Disperse. Immediately. GOOOOO.

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Check out the latest shots of Ashley Tisdale from our Hawaiian paohilton correspondent (who remains nameless for anonymity)!

What more could you want? Ashley Tisdale in a skimpy bikini – all for you! See the BIG gallery .. Read the rest of this entry »

Supposedly there’s something to these photos related to PETA – the People Eating Tasty Animals movement. Something like that. We’re not sure what the deal is because.. well.. between these big tits and luscious DSL‘s .. we’re pretty distracted. Throw a comment in if you have any clue what the hell this mayhem is.. and bust to the break to see some more action.

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Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.

Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.

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