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To Busch: down on knees, and down 12oz of ice cold Busch. Its pretty easy. So are the ladies..
More at their site.. http://girlsbuschinggirls.com/ .. get some!
Some people have accused PAO of being too scholastic, highbrow, sophisticated, and other things you illiterates would need a dictionary to look up. Aint true. We sponsor many programs for dumbasses that can’t read. Like these instructions on proper pimp slap technique. Sure there are words, but the pictures can help you sound them out.
Back and better than eva!!!
If you can’t wait that long, you can see the whole smurfs movie now for free on our special forward-facing, cross-pollinated LDAP technology.
Nothing much to report here. Its hot and steamy, and time to slam some cold ones.
Here’s some motivation – soon, that smelly footed weird chick across the bar will start looking like these photos. If not, keep drinkin, pal.
Parents who need baby names said:
- It’s weird.. my name is COURTNEY
- THX FOR THE TIPS, MIGHT GO WITH LA’COMPTON
- yo most of the names yall just made up like watermelonisha. that shitt dont make sense!!!
- Stop bagin on my otha kids names
This is for those ppl who were unable to watch the USA vs England match because the game is soo long… here is a reenactment of the match which cuts out 80 or so boring minutes of ball kicking. Plastic people have replaced humans to keep production costs down.
The take away…
- Tha Engrish golie is terrible
- Englands goalie needs to be sacked, and I firmly believe he will be
- Goal tender on the English side blew the game for England. What idiocy
Religious scientist and dear friend of Kirk Cameron discovered God is really real. Findings came while eating a banana, a yellow banana with a soda-can like top. Could the banana man be god? Can you speak with god on your banana phone? Did god make a time banana? Did you say wet banana? Watch the video and FIND OUT!
Religious Experts and Scientists said what:
- if bananas prove anything, it’s that cultivation works. And, of course, cultivation is a form of selection (under domestication), which is exactly how Darwin starts to explain natural selection.
Now a word from Jon Lajoie >>>> Read the rest of this entry »
Today’s Taboo – what’s better for breakfast during a trafficy commute.. Coffee or beer? After all coffee gets you all jacked up on anxiety, while beer makes everything less stressful.
traffic!!
Its backyard time again. Summer 2010 is right around the corner. Let this be a warning… don’t let backyard fun get TOO FUN
TOO MUCH FUN ON SWINGS…
TOO MUCH FUN ON THE ZIP LINE…
TOO MUCH FUN ON THE ROPE SWING…
Continue on to Black Thong Inspirational Summer Indoor Fun >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Two late breaking Friday rumors:
1. Jobs, Steve, will be announcing the new iPhone this coming Monday, June 7th. Get fuckin ready.
2. Ready for this? Maybe its TOO crazy to be real.. but we’ve got 3 sources from Foxconn who are reporting a “groundshattering” feature to iPhone4. They could not give any details other than “its under your nose”. Is it the fabled “iOdor” ??
We know it will have voice and video.. so.. does this mean the iPhone4 will have SMELLs? Imagine what this will do to the App Store!! Imagine the cookbooks! The “adult” games! Holy crap.. I am salivatin, yo.
For those still stuck with the outgoing, dead, “worm eaten” iPhones, we give you a consolation prize – free wallpaper (cut to your iPhone home screen dimensions). Click on to get that.. too bad you won’t be able to smell it though. Daang. Read the rest of this entry »
That’s right folks, Frank, the Funkasaurus Rex, is BACK. And he’s got new moves – moves that swoon the ladies. Lots of ladies. Check out how much tail Frank is pullin.. and the jealousy these girls have over him! Hot chicks fighting it out for some dinosaur ass.
Since the establishment of Harry Potter, magicians around the world have sought similar Celebrity Status, Here we have videos of several magicians slowing down time Simply amazing stuff
Waaayyy More Slow Motion Magic >>> Read the rest of this entry »
Run like there is something to frolic about. RUN FOR THE BEST CAUSE EVER.
The Krit Classic II
Run it, Sunday June 6th
..or walk like a slow mo fo
