Monthly archive May, 2010

[Travel] Plan Your 2010 Tropical Summer Accordingly

“Taking vacations in the summer is a must” -Angie Frey, Reuters.me. That said, the Tropics have been rated by 2010′s judge panel – #1. The supplied video suggests why Tropical vacations have been deemed top

The tropics is a region of the Earth by the Equator. It is limited in latitude by the Tropic of Cancer in the northern hemisphere at approximately 23°26′ (23.5°) N and the Tropic of Capricorn in the southern hemisphere at 23°26′ (23.5°) S. The tropics are also referred to as the tropical zone and the torrid zone.

The tropics include all the areas on the Earth where the Sun reaches a point directly overhead and a point directly underneath at least once during the solar year. Outside the tropics, the Sun never reaches a point directly overhead at any time during the year.

Tropical Review Team (TRT) said what:

- tropics, 10

- shes hot.. .. wanna meeet up

- *Comment removed*

-Have you dreamed of a beach in an exotic location like Mexico, Hawaii, Fiji or the Caribbean? Do you want a destination so unique and creative that you will talk about it years later? You are so unique so why have a “traditional” vacation like everyone else when you can get vacation next to the ocean. Tropical Vacation

Behind the Scenes TRT footage >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[Undersea Drama] BP’s New Hope to Stop the Oil Gusha: The Ghost Face Top-Killa Method

BP’s top science brains will attempt to slammabam down on the slappy oil well that has been gushing deadly darkass goop into the Gulf of Mexico – TODAY.  How: the coveted ghost-face “top-killa” method, where heavy ass drilling mud is forced deep, deep into the the hole. Sounds like my Friday night, bitches!

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[is it dead] Techno music is not totally dead to me

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[Celebrity Scandal] Maria Kanellis Got a Bad Rap

Maria, celeb apprentice got axed. Why? Because she outted Curtis for taking a big dump in her dressing room (after they banged). And whats that???

…And she endorsed Brett Michaels! … and in a way PAO does too, poison

We found her Naked, NAKED >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[MLSVD] Spring Training Coverage

Spring Training for MLSVD (Major League Synchronized Video Dancing) has hit, and PAO got its hands on some amatureish video featuring aspiring amature MLSVD players. Here is Samantha, trying her best, but ultimately not making the cut:

Judges Said:

- I just don’t understand the music choice… she could do much better than this.

- This woman is going to put the crowd to sleep.

- Not. Making. The. Cut. This. Year.

- Dis broad just ain’t MLSVD material yo!

MLSVD Spring Training Outtakes >>> Read the rest of this entry »

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[2012 Olympics] London Olympic Mascots are The Worst of All-Time

This is it folks, the ACTUAL video on how the 2012 Olympic mascots were developed. With Rainbows and metal. Awful. Try your hardest not to vomit

Back Story… When the official logo of the 2012 London Olympics was released three years ago, the odd puzzle-piece design was the object of so much scorn that organizers were desperate to avoid similar criticism when they unveiled the mascots for the Games on Wednesday. With the introduction of Wenlock and Mandeville….

The officials chime in….

- Uhhh.. alianz??

- This gives me yet another reason to boycott the 2012 London Olympic games…

- Ultimate Olympic Fail

- Does the FACT that these retarded mascots are made from rainbows indicate they are in fact gay and homosexual?

- Olympic teletubbies???

- WOW the british are sooooo creative /YAWN /MAJOR YAWN /SUPREME YAWN

- I love it. It’s so cute and charming in a pg way- so innocent

- The world ends in 2012, so who the f cares?

There are REAL actors wearing these bogus costumes

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[Tricks] Kid Shatters His Balls after Skateboarding Mishap

One of the top skateboarding moves of all time, the stair jump…

“I’m BLEEDING OUT of MY BALLLSS dude!!!!”

“I’m Fucking Bleeding!!”

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[Tunes Tuesday] Most Pleasurable Song of All Time Sung by Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s new music video is out, and its hot amazing

“The Most Beautiful Song of All Time”

Biebers Fans said:

- He is hot

- I love his new mustache

- soo darn fuckable :-O

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[Parking] Man Drives Car Through House in Parking Mishap

May 17, in Lancaster, Pa. (Today)

In the image above, a tow truck operator looks to tow a Jeep Liberty after the driver, Duke Smiths, who claims the accelerator stuck, drove it through the back wall of his garage on Monday, The Smiths suffered 2 broken elbows, 3 broken ribs, broken jawbone, a broken collar bone, 1 broken finger, and a concussion.

An investigation will take place, according to Burt Thompson of the Lancaster Police Department. “We have not ruled out the possibility that Duke Smiths was under the influence of one thing or another. Signs point to Crystal Meth.”

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[Major Events][Horse Racing] Preakness Weekend

Lookin at Lucky wins the second Ultimate Horse Race of the year. Super Saver failed to meet expectations and blew a possible Triple Crown.

In honor of the Preakness, we have a music video about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. It’s a cartoon and your children might enjoy it.

Comments heard around the globe during the Preakness and after watching the Video

- Super Saver Fucked me out of a million dollars now what am I supposed to live for?

- If lemonade really comes from horses I probably won’t drink it again

- Raisins?

- Awsome and fantastic

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