YOUR GUNNA GET BLAAAZZEDDD
Bringing adult subjects up with little ones is always a difficult topic. Whether its alcohol, drugs, or things like “why monkeys fling their poop” – parents often ask me how to broach the subject.
Oftentimes I recommend using literature. That way, your child cannot turn things around on you later in life – you know, the whole “I hate you for not telling me about hangovers!” kind of chat? Kids sure can be wily! Never know how they will try to hurt you next.
This brings me to the Pineappleope April Mental Health Assistance Storybook of the Month (PAMHASM)! The good folks over at Sesame Street have created another surefire top seller in the 7-12 age group. “I have to go” covers several strong subjects with light hearted, fluffy creatures. Topics like “Why men sneak out after sexytime” and “Mommy left daddy for the milkman!”, as well as “I like when he pulls my hair”. The 97 page book opens up the pathways for you and your child to connect – emotionally and physically. Wait till you see the role-playing side of things!!
Yes, the Droid Incredible is the best phone in the Universe. Why HTC did not call this the Universe phone is beyond me.
The Droid Incredible is wayyyy better than the iPhone. It’s basically iPhone 7, but on Verizon. It makes calls, receives calls, ANIMATED BACKGROUNDS! You name it, the Incredible has got it.
The android marketplace has ‘Adult’ (nc-17) apps which iPhone does not. Such as Boobs! Butts! Babes! – The Works!
On a Thursday night, the Incredible was awesome as a phone, besting the iPhones in the area. 0 Calls were dropped. The battery is low indicator is very descriptive, giving percentages. When the phone had 4% battery left, I got a decent 15-20 minutes out of it.
The Incredible screen is 10x better than any screen previously seen in a Nokia, Sony Ericson, Apple, Palm, Voicestream, Blackberry, or Motorola phone. It’s wonderful for animated backgrounds.
The single problem I have found on the Incredible is the Facebook integration. I now have 300 ‘friends’ from Facebook in my contact list… I will never call them, ever. I have yet to find the way to erase them all from the phone, for good.
The ability to charge the phone on a mini USB is tops, since most people have them lying around their casas.
You would be a fool not to purchase this delightful phone.
9.8 out of possible 10
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Lifting weights with your Labia
“Intimate gymnastics” is a program patented by Tatyana Kozhevnikova – a master-instructor of group and individual fitness-aerobics programs, as well as a remedial gymnastics specialist. Tatyana is certified in “Power step-fitness-aerobics”, “Building of a beautiful female body”, etc. Tatyana is the only woman in the world who lifted 14 kg with her intimate muscles (pussy muscles) – an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.
She has been developing copyrighted programs and trainings for 15 years:
“Intimate gymnastics. Female charm”; “Intimate gymnastics. Male charm”;”Тraining for shorts or ideal buttocks in 5 days”; “Yin Yang” (pair work)”.
Tatyana has created a unique method for the first time in the world of fitness which combines the best schools and systems of East and West.
For organizers of trainings – Tatyana will consider conducting trainings using her copyrighted materials. On offer: on-line seminars, video lessons, seminars, books, discs, sports equipment.
Tatyana will be offering Intimate Gymnastics in your very own town, THIS YEAR!
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Thursday Mime Chick Special:
Dudes on the street said:
- can i fuck ur face?
- She is a German, could she be part of the Nazi party?
- schade das da kein audiotrack bei is
- boah ist die schwanger oder so? O_o
- wher can i watch the ende of the video?
Major League Synchronized Video Dancing (MLSVD) is back this week with a fantastic showing from overseas MLSVD legend Mayumi! Does she have what it takes to win top positioning for the 2010 playoffs? Lets find out:
- the pole definitely mixes things up a bit. I like the way she took advantage
- she looked good, she danced good, it was synchronized, the pole was great
- Before I say my piece, I’d like an instant replay, thanks
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Ever since tootsie pops were banned in the United States, candy people wanted to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of the only legal lolipop, Dum Dum. Lets Find Out:
The answer: 439
In a rare photo opportunity, Mexican wrestling star Monkeymangler has announced his joint venture with MTV starlet and harlot Tila Tequila as a celebrity tag team in American WWF-land. To entice some fighters, they posed with fingers flying in strong message to the world: “fuck you all!”.
- Maybe the chimpanzee taught that to her dumb ass.
- Buried because I am a Charger fan who hates this broad….
- I’m sure in the short time spent with her, he learned to hate her as much as I do.
- What a surprise, Tila Tequila makes even animals stupider.
- +1 to the chimp for knowing where the fucking camera is.
A really touching music video about chatroulette.com Brought to you IN PAO HD! 720p!
- well he asked for it
- Jon for president
- thats so true. but i keep going back
- Do you need to legs to walk ?